The Property Porn Thread

[Kate]

Fuck no to living with a child though.

 

[RJN]

Unfortunately the young son is a fascist

 

[COB]

Love @Lucille reading about a father and son and her mind BLATANTLY going straight to that slab of wood from OnlyFans doing speedo photoshoots with his dad

 

[Generic Account]

Love @Lucille reading about a father and son and her mind BLATANTLY going straight to that slab of wood from OnlyFans doing speedo photoshoots with his dad

Does he tour around the UK? I swear he's been in my immediate grindr radius about five times this year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean, I think I'm all of those things but maybe not mildly communist?

We can work on that.

Question 1) What do we do to the rich?

 

[Generic Account]

We can work on that.

Question 1) What do we do to the rich?

I know this one!

Marry them?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I know this one!

Marry them?

Barnacle becomes Communist food (sad)

 

[lolly]

I was just looking at a lovely 6 bed terrace here for a million and thought it was expensive until I remembered some of the lovely East London flats.

The artificial grass in the garden has put me right off it, anyway.

 

[Lucille]

Oh I do love CLAWING ONE OUT whilst doing the DISHES.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well that is an instant follow on Instagram.

 

[lolly]

They are really missing a trick by not putting a foam pad on the toilet seat and calling it the sitting room as well.

 

[GNL]

I once saw a listing for a room in a house share described as a partial en suite.

It was a bedroom with a toilet in it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Actually obsessed with this though!

 

[RJN]

This is nice and tasteful

 

[Lucille]

This is nice and tasteful

I note it’s signed RS.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Zu]

I'm almost set on thinking I want somewhere of my own, but in my desperation to find somewhere decent i messaged somewhere nice but noticed after the fact that a 42 year old dad and his young son live there.

This was his message:

hi T yes its still available, but ive been very busy and disorganized its my birthday and im going to a music festival on Thursday probably won't be available to view until Monday, Tell me a little about yourself maybe youll like this place maybe not, looking for a tolerant reasonably tidy, not quiet but not noisy lodger preferably mildly Communist.


I mean, I think I'm all of those things but maybe not mildly communist?

Absolutely NO to this



Mind you, the "mildly Communist" thing isn't as bad as gays targeting females as lodgers so they can have a lovely (I quote) FASHION ACCESSORY and yes I HAVE actually seen this being done

 

[Lucille]

 

[funky]

This is nice and tasteful

ok own up, how many of you first thought, “why is there a pane of glass on there?”

 

[ZenGiraffe]

For god sake, at least wall mount the clock!

 

[Kate]

Omg yes. Let’s flatshare when I move back down

Mind you, the "mildly Communist" thing isn't as bad as gays targeting females as lodgers so they can have a lovely (I quote) FASHION ACCESSORY and yes I HAVE actually seen this being done

I'm fine with it though

 

[funky]

What the communism or having a FAG BANGLE?

 

[COB]

Actually obsessed with this though!

We're getting this x

 

[Kate]

What the communism or having a FAG BANGLE?

BOTH

Hope you're prepared for me as your fashion accessory

 

[Lucille]

We're getting this x

Can see you two with these fetching HIS & HERS mirrors also.

 

[COB]

I could see it, but I'm also aware that acquiring such an item likely involves a JELLICLE DEAL that's unlikely to leave one with their soul intact

 

[Generic Account]

So I just hooked up with a hot Brazilian boy today and it transpires he is also looking to move out with someone.

YES or NO?

 

[Zu]

So I just hooked up with a hot Brazilian boy today and it transpires he is also looking to move out with someone.

YES or NO?

NO. He could be ANYONE

 

[Generic Account]

NO. He could be ANYONE

He sent his STI checks if that helps.

 

[Zu]

He sent his STI checks if that helps.

Is this what people do these days?

I'd demand an Enhanced DBS check at the VERY LEAST

 

[Lucille]

Barney I’m quite certain whatever living situation you choose will end in DISASTER, so at least pick the FIT ONE and be done with it.

 

[Zu]

Barney I’m quite certain whatever living situation you choose will end in DISASTER, so at least pick the FIT ONE and be done with it.

Says he who chose a MURDERER to move in with him

 

[lolly]

I was reading only earlier today how syphilis cases locally have doubled in the past year or something

Someone remind me when @Penelope relocated

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Barney I’m quite certain whatever living situation you choose will end in DISASTER, so at least pick the FIT ONE and be done with it.

(Document it here please: https://www.moopy.org.uk/threads/a-dating-relationships-thread.82890/)

 

[RJN]

I’d suggest living with someone you aren’t fucking and also not someone with children

 

[GNL]

So I just hooked up with a hot Brazilian boy today and it transpires he is also looking to move out with someone.

YES or NO?

It works out well for every lesbian.

 

[Beverley]

So I just hooked up with a hot Brazilian boy today and it transpires he is also looking to move out with someone.

YES or NO?

5 g's

 

[Generic Account]

He's literally looking in the same area, for the same price, and it would mean I've already gotten past the awkward meeting them for the first time phase. And it was fine hook up with no feelings attached.

I don't think it's a bad idea.

 

[Tisch]

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[Ellie]

He's literally looking in the same area, for the same price, and it would mean I've already gotten past the awkward meeting them for the first time phase. And it was fine hook up with no feelings attached.

I don't think it's a bad idea.

Have you seen Don’t Fuck With Cats?