ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Has @Dark Carnival not learned his lesson from the last time he tried oil wrestling?
Has @Dark Carnival not learned his lesson from the last time he tried oil wrestling?
Midori, Baileys and Kahlua?

I just got a like from him on this very page!I think you've just described half the women in Hartlepool.Looks like the remnant of a chip pan with Bailey's floating on the top.![]()
@The Homosexual Octopus is playing? Hopefully he submitted his song before his DEATH.
Nothing like a spot of tentacle porn with your aperitif.
Oh don't you worry.I'm hoping for some conceptual purity here, by the way...like, if "Well Greased Dwarf" isn't, say, Jake Spears, no points.
Somehow this assurance is just making me worry more.Oh don't you worry.

One of the most intelligent animals on the planet - SLAUGHTERED for a cocktail garnish![]()
Don't lie, it's all that ameretto and pepsi you necked before thisSorry for the delay, just had to clear up some sick around the bar after that cocktail was revealed.

I was saying Irn Boo-urns!
And a.... sea creature?I do expect we’ll get a Russian and a Turkish song and a dwarf artist.
Using original recipe Irn Bru I HOPE!
And 2 guests! Hi guests! What are you thinking please?23 people looking at pictures of cocktails. Hi everyone!
Where's the SUFFERING?!
It's bad enough sticking an apple in a pig's mouth and shoving a stick up its arse like it's the body of a Tory MP found in their flat three days after a sex game went wrong.One of the most intelligent animals on the planet - SLAUGHTERED for a cocktail garnish![]()