A Song For Moopy: Cocktail Lounge Edition - cocktail reveal

[Tisch]

Where's the SUFFERING?!

The lack of actual DRINK I assume

 

[octophone]

Where's the SUFFERING?!

After you've had 15 of them and a dodgy kebab, I assume.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I assume the bastard is suffering because he's just been offered a glass full of oranges

or having it served on an NHS dinner tray

 

[win_the_game]

Some many cocktails but few I'd actually want to drink...

 

[rhythmbandit]

Some of these cocktails make me want to go TEE-TOTAL.

 

[RS]

Where's the SUFFERING?!

They look stuck in that glass.

 

[ButterTart]

6. Suffering Bastard

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Is there any fluid in this thing?

 

[ButterTart]

They look stuck in that glass.

Battery oranges

 

[octophone]

Is there any fluid in this thing?

I know, right? It looks more like you'd slice it and serve it with ice cream.

 

[Iguana]

Is there any fluid in this thing?

Just orange juice

 

[Iguana]

7. Greek Mati

 

[Lucille]

7. Greek Mati

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Oooooh BLUE!

 

[RJN]

7. Greek Mati

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How many drinks are going to be an homage to @Soldi?

 

[win_the_game]

7. Greek Mati

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PRETTY!

And our obligatory Greek entry.

 

[Phoenix]

6. Suffering Bastard

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Thats just an orange.

 

[ButterTart]

7. Greek Mati

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Looks like a Smurf's nipple.

 

[octophone]

7. Greek Mati

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No. Just no. A drink should not be blue unless it's a Slush Puppie.

 

[RS]

7. Greek Mati

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Thanks @ZZ for not choosing sambucca. This looks just as vile though.

 

[Iguana]

You just know it would turn your insides BLUE

 

[RS]

Looks like a Smurf's nipple.

More like a Smurf’s eye.

 

[octophone]

You just know it would turn your insides BLUE

A blue WEE would put the fear into you, I'm sure.

 

[RJN]

That one will cause a nice image when you're throwing up later

 

[ButterTart]

No. Just no. A drink should not be blue unless it's a Slush Puppie.

100% natural, 100% delicious.

 

[Iguana]

8. Bleach Spritzer

 

[Kate]

No. Just no. A drink should not be blue unless it's a Slush Puppie.

Have you never had a deceptively strong Blue Lagoon in a hotel bar in a Spanish/Greek holiday resort?

 

[RJN]

8. Bleach Spritzer

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Is this the one that cures COVID?

 

[RS]

Finally something that would get us high.

 

[Tisch]

8. Bleach Spritzer

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I'm starting to think some of these are made up

 

[Lucille]

8. Bleach Spritzer

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Really set off by the FINE FURNISHINGS and MENSTRUAL ART on the wall.

 

[ButterTart]

8. Bleach Spritzer

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@Suomi keeps inviting me round for one of these.

 

[Phoenix]

8. Bleach Spritzer

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Now this one will make you piss blood

 

[Tisch]

Now this one will make you piss blood

Someone already has up against the wall by the looks of it

 

[Iguana]

Does anyone remember doing An Inspector Calls at school and the girl does in the infirmity from drinking bleach? This reminds me of THAT

 

[RS]

8. Bleach Spritzer

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If this not a chemsex 10-minute entry then I don’t know what is.

 

[ButterTart]

@Kate is this playlist making you feel a bit like you're playing Beach Life?

 

[Lucille]

Does anyone remember doing An Inspector Calls at school and the girl does in the infirmity from drinking bleach? This reminds me of THAT

RELATABLE!

 

[Iguana]

9. Lesvian Geisha

 

[Iguana]

Elegant

 

[Kate]

Well the bleach one is the first one I have all the ingredients for, so here we go

 

[dmlaw]

@Suomi keeps inviting me round for one of these.

Oddly the bleach spritzer is actually fine. It’s what he has put into the Pornstar Martini you want to watch out for.