My top 32 favourite Real Housewives of ALL TIME: room for MORE?

An “amazing thin pizza”? Does she mean thin crust? Has she ever had pizza before?
 
Bethenny doesn’t own Skinnygirl drinks anymore, she sold that for $80 million so should be set for life, so don’t know why she continues to lend her name to ANY OLD CHEAP TAT.
 
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Has anyone watched Bethany's HBO MAX (HOW?!) show? Apparently she's INSANE and gaslights all the contestants in it.
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I watched the whole thing. It's bananas, completely made up on the spot and Bethany comes across as TOTALLY, genuinely unhinged :D
Without the buffer of the other Housewives to break up her endless train of thoughts it really all becomes a bit MUCH.
DO WATCH for the insanity of it all, just don't watch with a hangover or approach it as a quality TV experience :D
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA said:
I watched the whole thing. It's bananas, completely made up on the spot and Bethany comes across as TOTALLY, genuinely unhinged :D
Without the buffer of the other Housewives to break up her endless train of thoughts it really all becomes a bit MUCH.
DO WATCH for the insanity of it all, just don't watch with a hangover or approach it as a quality TV experience :D
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Did you notice how odd she looks in her 'interview' shots? Like she has had a spray tan while wearing googles and the spray tan missed all around her eyes?
 
I still can't bring myself to actually watch these accursed programs, but this thread has been so wonderful I don't actually think I need to! :D Amazing job, @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA

I don't mean this in any kind of derogatory way, but again as a total non-viewer with zero context for these women, I'm kind of bemused by how relatively NORMAL 'The Countess' looks, compared to the plasticated FREAKS that have made up at least 29/32 of this countdown. :D
 
Despite everything what I love about Luann is that she seems genuinely to be LIVING HER BEST LIFE.
 
VoR said:
I still can't bring myself to actually watch these accursed programs, but this thread has been so wonderful I don't actually think I need to! :D Amazing job, @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA

I don't mean this in any kind of derogatory way, but again as a total non-viewer with zero context for these women, I'm kind of bemused by how relatively NORMAL 'The Countess' looks, compared to the plasticated FREAKS that have made up at least 29/32 of this countdown. :D
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Thanks!

Without accidentally straying into what could be quite a problematic conversation :eyes: I'd absolutely say Luann easily has some of the best cosmetic surgery - if not THE BEST - of the entire Housewives franchise. She honestly, genuinely looks younger NOW than she did in season 1 thirteen years ago :D Bizarrely her popularity with the public has seemingly shot up too as she's DE-AGED across the seasons. Truly the Benjamin Button of the Housewives world.

New York in general seem to know that investing in a good surgeon is vital. Ramona looks INCREDIBLE, like gob-smackingly good for 73 and Sonja's surgery is noticeable but well done (and she'd tell you all about it too). I'm not going to pass comment on Bethenny :eyes:

If you want plasticated FREAKS, wait for the cast of the reboot of the Real Housewives of Miami to be revealed (possibly featuring PAULINA RUBIO!). They've been off TV for about a decade, and most of the cast now appear to have the exact same FACE! :D
 
OMG I just discovered THIS Housewives ranking via reddit, and was THRILLED to discover a lot of the Housewives near the top end are similar-ish to my own ranking :disco:
It's from a few years ago now, so goes in heavier on some early season drama. It reminded me of the time LuAnn tricked Ramona into rejecting RAMONA PINOT :D / :disco:

I love that KARENT from Miami (who I have been known to describe as Miami's answer to Pettifleur) gets her own write up...where the author also makes Pettifleur parallels :disco:

Anyway, a fun way to kill some time for WRITE UP ENTHUSIASTS, and can we get whoever wrote them on moopy asap pls
 
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Oooh a QUINN FRY write up! :disco:



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Lucille said:
I’m 20 minutes Into Vancouver and honestly I have BUTTERFLIES.
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OMG so JEALOUS!
I'm going to do an Autumnal rewatch when the weather TURNS. It's honestly Twin Peaks in Housewives form :D
I think season 1 is one of my favourite Housewives seasons EVER (although episode 1 is a little slow if memory SERVES).

Season 2 is worth a watch too, but is lacking queen Christina. Two of the new Housewives are completely superfluous, and the other (Robin) is one of the foulest Housewives of ALL TIME!

I remain obsessed with Ronnie to this day. Her darkness just SEEPS into every single scene. The rumour is she was on something MUCH HARDER than alcohol whilst filming.
 
4 episodes in and LOVING IT, I forgot what the tea was with Jody’s daughter but love the way they’re SLOWLY teasing it out.
 
I adore Vancouver.

I love how Christina clearly did not know what she was signing up for and there are storylines about how she is missing from her own (29th) birthday party because she literally CANNOT BE FUCKED to show up
 
Two episodes into Sydney and what an absolute CACOPHONY. They all absolutely HATE each other and I have a headache. I am totally team Athena X despite her being the root cause of all the HATRED :D, when the only nice one is Plant Pot Melissa you know there's a casting issue!

I had to come into this thread and see if @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA had done any write-ups for any of the cast so was thrilled to see there are three! Then absolutely squealed with delighted at the bonus Matty write-up as well.

"WHOooAREYOOUCALLINGFAHHKKKE" 👁️👄👁️
 
Also I was briefly obsessed with Melissa Tkautz's mini explosion of a career back in my uni days but had since long forgotten she existed so I was astounded when she turned up. Now I'm watching old (actually pretty unfunny :D) Fast Forward parodies like it's '06 all over again :disco:

 
Oh wait for the absolute dissolution of interest from the rest of the cast as Athena X and Lisa Oldfield literally run the franchise into the GROUND as the season nears the end :D / :disco:

The reunion is a must-watch too, it is INCREDIBLY hostile, and features some iconic DEAD CAT DRAMA that other franchises would have built an entire season around :D

I think Lisa still feels relatively sane in the first two episodes, but boy does she SPIRAL! :disco:

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