Tuesday has a heated debate

[lolly]

Growing up I always wanted to move to Hemel Hempstead. It sounded ever so exotic.

 

[Marina Salty]

So my future job are sending me to the UK for a week of training in October. It’s going to be in HEMEL. What the fuck is HEMEL?

Somewhere close to the jewel that is Luton. Lucky you!

 

[big ron]

So my future job are sending me to the UK for a week of training in October. It’s going to be in HEMEL. What the fuck is HEMEL?

I did some training there when I was 18 or 19 I think. Very bland.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank you for all the tips, looking very much forward to my stay

 

[Dark Carnival]

I would also be in Paris a lot

 

[Lucille]

Oh I just got a rejection e-mail, NEVERMIND

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I just got a rejection e-mail, NEVERMIND

Fucking hell

 

[Lucille]

I’m not sure why as I was qualified for the role in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY.

 

[Lucille]

NEXT!

 

[Lucille]

In fact I was massively more qualified than the person interviewing me who I was replacing!

 

[floppet]

Hemel Hempstead is dreadful but only half an hour from Centre of the Universe London so LONDON MOOPMEET!

Didn’t @Floppet used to live round there?

I did. Well remembered!

 

[Star]

So my future job are sending me to the UK for a week of training in October. It’s going to be in HEMEL. What the fuck is HEMEL?

Currently a 27min drive from me

 

[Zu]

@Dark Carnival Do bear in mind that the train station is about TEN HOURS' WALK from the town centre, so my advice is to GET CABS (if there are any )

 

[Zu]

No Delice de France there either, I'm afraid

 

[Zu]

There are also no buses to the station from the town centre OR SO I WAS TOLD when I went there a few years ago for a trip down memory lane and to claw open the scars of a terrible childhood

 

[Zu]

@Dark Carnival What IS this training that can only be offered in HEMEL? I suggest getting a hotel near Euston station and COMMUTING. There are all sorts of treats available at Euston to make your commute go with a tasty swing

 

[Kate]

In fact I was massively more qualified than the person interviewing me who I was replacing!

Oh well THERE YOU GO! Obvs JELUS.

 

[Lucille]

SO ANGRY

 

[Zu]

Also, that lovely statue of Amy Winehouse is just up the road from Euston in swinging Camden Town

 

[Lucille]

I’m fine when someone else more qualified gets the job, but in these last two instances it just seems like they plain DIDN’T LIKE me which is harder to take.

 

[Zu]

SO ANGRY

Send them a box of HUMAN DIRT. I'm sure at least one longeuse can supply a satisfying quantity thereof

 

[Zu]

I’m fine when someone else more qualified gets the job, but in these last two instances it just seems like they plain DIDN’T LIKE me which is harder to take.

Please don't say you licked your lips and panted QUITE THE TEASE when the office dog walked in

 

[Kate]

@Dark Carnival Do bear in mind that the train station is about TEN HOURS' WALK from the town centre, so my advice is to GET CABS (if there are any )

Gosh it's MILES out I see there is a HARVESTER though

 

[Kate]

Also, that lovely statue of Amy Winehouse is just up the road from Euston in swinging Camden Town

Giving you that JUDGY SKINNY MINNY FACE while you stuff your face at the CHEESE BAR. Bitch

 

[Zu]

Giving you that JUDGY SKINNY MINNY FACE while you stuff your face at the CHEESE BAR. Bitch

Well that's not very nice is it

 

[Beverley]

second day back at work after a while away writing that bloody book. i was suicidal yesterday, but not so bad today.

 

[Kate]

Well that's not very nice is it

Well now you post her face close up she actually looks very tragic and wistful But when she's staring right at you, hand on hip, as you dunk another pig in blanket into your fondue... SHUT UP AMY

 

[Zu]

Well now you post her face close up she actually looks very tragic and wistful But when she's staring right at you, hand on hip, as you dunk another pig in blanket into your fondue... SHUT UP AMY

I think my favourite description of that statue which I've previously encountered is GRISLY

 

[jivafox]

Oh I just got a rejection e-mail, NEVERMIND

 

[Zu]

My new table and chairs are arriving this afternoon. I've never had a table and chairs before. IMAGINE! AT THIS TIME OF LIFE!

 

[Kate]

EXCLUSIVE photo of Zu's new SALLE A MANGER

 

[Lucille]

I was more picturing…

 

[Zu]

EXCLUSIVE photo of Zu's new SALLE A MANGER

I must say I was hoping for HORROR SHOWS

 

[Lucille]

Those DOILIES do add a special sort of SOPHISTICATION.

 

[Zu]

I've gone for this stunning set. That's me in the background obviously

 

[Zu]

Oh NO I've only just seen this option. Order CANCELLED!

 

[Lucille]

Easy-to-clean! At last poor Martha can pop round for trifle.

 

[Kate]

I've gone for this stunning set. That's me in the background obviously

Lovely cup of hot gravy there

 

[jivafox]

DINETTES are what’s missing in the homes these days in this wicked world.

 

[GNL]

I'm currently halfway through moving out of my flat and the estate agent is showing people around. The wardrobes have already gone so it's just PILES OF STUFF everywhere and I'm feeling very