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Marina Salty

Marina Salty

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Morning Moopy! How are you feeling today?
Was enjoying a coffee and a cigarette before getting started with the rest of my diy home improvement schedule when I saw this.

 
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Off to LONDON in a bit, need a haircut first so obviously I'm sat in my pants on moopy.
 
Morning.
Thanks to whoever for putting a sweary word in the GIF thread so I can't catch up on it at work.

I'm feeling oddly calm. It can't last.
 
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:disco: Although some of these people won’t know who they EVEN ARE. I shared a hilarious Amanda Lear anecdote the other day in the in-lounge cocktail annexe and someone said IS IT A REAL HOUSEWIFE
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Oh they ask that about everyone.

IS IT A REAL HOUSEWIFE
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Good morning. Its Yom Kippur so I took off work but I'm not actually going to services or fasting or anything so I feel like I'm going to hell
 
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When I was newly with Iguana I made the mistake of wishing him a "Happy Yom Kippur!" when he first mentioned it to me. :israel:
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Did you forget to get it iced onto an oversized cookie?
 
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:disco: Although some of these people won’t know who they EVEN ARE. I shared a hilarious Amanda Lear anecdote the other day in the in-lounge cocktail annexe and someone said IS IT A REAL HOUSEWIFE
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Dearest ANGRY responders,

I said SOME NOT ALL :oi:
 
Oh PISS I remembered I’m seeing my friend who had a baby recently. A boy, 3 months old now.
I’m not sure I’ve EVER bought a baby present before, any ideas? Something easy to get, I’m seeing him on Saturday.
 
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Oh PISS I remembered I’m seeing my friend who had a baby recently. A boy, 3 months old now.
I’m not sure I’ve EVER bought a baby present before, any ideas? Something easy to get, I’m seeing him on Saturday.
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One of those teddy comforter things that's just like a teddy's HEAD and the body is a little blanket thing. I don't know the actual name for them but they'll sell them in baby shops :tongueout:
 
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Oh PISS I remembered I’m seeing my friend who had a baby recently. A boy, 3 months old now.
I’m not sure I’ve EVER bought a baby present before, any ideas? Something easy to get, I’m seeing him on Saturday.
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A toy from Don Quixote that the baby won't be able to put in its mouth.
 
ACHTUNG DEAF LONDONERS

It might have cost a shockingly steep ninety quid and STOLEN all-important merch income from The Steps but I don’t half recommend Hearology for wax removal, not that the NHS is offering such luxuries. Pricey furniture! Glamorous surroundings! Free sweets! Something which looked like free alcohol! Smiles! A total lack of RESENTFUL NURSES!
 
Fairly appalling for those who don’t have 90 quid knocking around as I see no logical reason why the NHS are refusing to do it but there’s always prostitution and selling meth to children :disco:
 
I do love having a go with the Otrex a couple of times a year. That lovely bubbly sound as you wonder if you've actually fucked up and will ever hear again. And such satisfying discharge.
 
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Lucille said:
Tell us more about the FREE BOOZE?!? Are you sure it wasn’t just HAND SANITISER?
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No darling I think it was WHISKY. Very nicely presented in a pricey decanter with matching pricey glasses but I only drink whisky at funerals :)
 
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Shit the bed, I am bored this afternoon. I am stuffed full of ennui and disinterest.
 
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