Monday finally makes it into school

[Star]

Happy first day at school Little Kylie!

One step closer to receiving that that Dr title to go with your name

 

[Star]

I must not cry, I must not cry...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I must not cry, I must not cry...

But we have an extra tear now!

 

[big ron]

I like how dewey eyed the sad react is as well, nit just a tear but the start of a a full on emotional breakdown with snot and everything

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I like how dewey eyed the sad react is as well, nit just a tear but the start of a a full on emotional breakdown with snot and everything

Give it a few months and we'll graduate to this

 

[jyxz]

Good morning from Liverpool!

 

[octophone]

I like how dewey eyed the sad react is as well, nit just a tear but the start of a a full on emotional breakdown with snot and everything

We should make the codec

EDIT - HA! I see we already HAVE the codec : blistatcapital :

 

[octophone]

Morning. I haven't even started my shift and I've already had half-a-breakdown.

#madgirlautumn

 

[big ron]

 

[big ron]

I have no idea what that is

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have no idea what that is

That's really shit

 

[Soldi]

Sat on the train platform eating a SAUSAGE BAP from Pumpkin

#livelaughlove

 

[jyxz]

Ugh.

So the aforementioned dog in the ‘dog sex vid’ was DEAD!

 

[Soldi]

I’m on the bus and a Reform UK OPEN TOP BUS just went past

If only I had EGGS

 

[Indie]

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Good morning from Liverpool!

Is it "dog sex vid paedo jailed" or "dog sex vid, paedo jailed"?

 

[GNL]

Ugh.

So the aforementioned dog in the ‘dog sex vid’ was DEAD!

The defendant claimed the dead dog was "quite the tease".

 

[Kate]

Sexy dead dog tits out in Dark Moopy NOW

 

[Kate]

sexy dead dog upskirt

 

[octophone]

Begs the question - what is the age of consent for a dog?

 

[big ron]

dead baby dog porn pic swap

 

[jyxz]

Is it "dog sex vid paedo jailed" or "dog sex vid, paedo jailed"?

Dog sex vid paedo jailed

 

[Rachey]

One of my snails in my fish tank died. I went to remove him and his whole slimy body fell out of the shell and now I want to vomit.

 

[Soldi]

For someone who’s shit in her own bath you really do have a weak stomach, love.

 

[Marina Salty]

One of my snails in my fish tank died. I went to remove him and his whole slimy body fell out of the shell and now I want to vomit.

Rachey sounds like you would hate it here. I get an army of snails without shells appearing out of nowhere each night, right after the sun sets.
They crawl on every surface outside the house, balcony railings, walls, stairs. Yet when I wake up the next morning they are all gone.

 

[Kate]

snails without shells

We call them slugs, love are they literally "snails without shells" in Greek?

 

[lolly]

Perhaps @Rachey's snail was just a squatting slug all along

 

[lolly]

We get loads of snails and slugs all over the path at the front of the house whenever it's damp. When it's dark I have to have the phone torch on or else I can't get in or out without crunching or squishing half a dozen of them.

 

[floppet]

As a woman who still suffers horrific flashbacks to the time I tried to pick up a snail by it's shell and my thumb went straight through into snail-body I feel your pain @Rachey xxx

 

[Diddy]

Begs the question - what is the age of consent for a dog?

Best to be safe and avoid this worry entirely by fucking a dead one

 

[dmlaw]

There’s a sort of inevitability about tomorrow’s thread being titled ‘Tuesday fucks a dead dog’. Followed by lots of complaints about the office unfriendly language.

 

[VoR]

Help me Moopy hive mind.

I need to think of something (Brand, building, maybe a person) that notably changed its name.

So far I've got Prince, Iran, Snickers bars and The Millennium Dome.

 

[RJN]

Help me Moopy hive mind.

I need to think of something (Brand, building, maybe a person) that notably changed its name.

So far I've got Prince, Iran, Snickers bars and The Millennium Dome.

Myanmar

 

[RJN]

Help me Moopy hive mind.

I need to think of something (Brand, building, maybe a person) that notably changed its name.

So far I've got Prince, Iran, Snickers bars and The Millennium Dome.

Natalia kills

 

[Tisch]

Help me Moopy hive mind.

I need to think of something (Brand, building, maybe a person) that notably changed its name.

So far I've got Prince, Iran, Snickers bars and The Millennium Dome.

Katie Price
Opal Fruits
Jif

 

[RJN]

Kentucky fried chicken became kfc

 

[RJN]

Cat stevens is now Yusuf

 

[AlgoAlex]

Help me Moopy hive mind.

I need to think of something (Brand, building, maybe a person) that notably changed its name.

So far I've got Prince, Iran, Snickers bars and The Millennium Dome.

Consignia, though that changed it’s name again

 

[AlgoAlex]

Help me Moopy hive mind.

I need to think of something (Brand, building, maybe a person) that notably changed its name.

So far I've got Prince, Iran, Snickers bars and The Millennium Dome.

The poster Breathe

 

[Indie]

BP

 

[Indie]

Cat Stevens (oh, someone did that one already)