Tuesday catches up on tragically missed sexts

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just got a non-erotic neck and shoulder massage, it was a man this time. So obviously it was a bit :horny:

Damn pornhub with their endless Japanese massage salons that turn into bumming
 
Went to the gym before heading into the office this morning. First time since March 2020. I am still sweating.
 
On the plus side, I still have the muscle memory to remember how to do various exercises, the downside is I am weak and now hurt and feel a bit sick.
 
Morning. I stubbed my smallest toe last night and I didn't think much of it. But I woke up and its all black and blue and painful
 
I need to buy a new pair of jeans. I don't like buying jeans. I find the choice overwhelming.

Please don't tell me snow wash skinny fit is all I'll find.
 
Could be worse you could be trying to find jeans that fit that aren't already ripped to fuck. Honestly, please can that trend just DIE now?
 
I swear dentists just put fillings in because it keeps them entertained.

Either that or i should probably lay off the fizzy drinks.
 
Just popped into the old greasy spoon near my old work as I’m IN THE AREA and they don’t have LASAGNE AND CHIPS.
 
I need to buy a new pair of jeans. I don't like buying jeans. I find the choice overwhelming.

Please don't tell me snow wash skinny fit is all I'll find.

I was completely overwhelmed looking at women's jeans on Saturday. Low rise, mid rise or high rise choices in combination with either bootcut, skinny, straight or allfit (stretchy) then the final choice of short, standard or long length. So I went to another aisle and bought a nice winter coat instead.
 
I just looked at Levis and decided I'd want 511s. I'm not paying £80 for a pair though.

I wear jeans most days, bar the short period I can get my shins out in August. I've got a pair on that are 3 years old and they're intact, probably works out far cheaper to buy one pair of Levis that lasts compared to some £30 shit that goes manky after 6 months. Plus the planet etc etc.
 
I'm not paying £80 just because I'm sure they will be under £50 in an outlet shop. I've no intention of buying Primark instead.

I paid (I think) £35 for a pair of UniQlo ones a few years ago which are still very decent structurally - but they were very deep blue and just look a bit tired now.
 
I'm not paying £80 just because I'm sure they will be under £50 in an outlet shop. I've no intention of buying Prinark instead.

I paid (I think) £35 for a pair of UniQlo ones a few years ago which are still very decent structurally - but they were very deep blue and just look a bit tired now.

I’ve had my heart and gusset broken by Uniqlo in the past :(

Is it supposed to be a good brand in the UK? On home turf here, it’s sort of Primark with the mainstream approval of Next
 
I’ve had my heart and gusset broken by Uniqlo in the past :(

Is it supposed to be a good brand in the UK? On home turf here, it’s sort of Primark with the mainstream approval of Next
It's sort of Next prices here, I'd say.

I've only bought those jeans and a few flannel shirts from there.
 
Oh, and a couple of their heat tech thermal t shirt things.

It all washes well.
 
OH, and some socks - but they WERE shit

Oh now this drives me mad, over here there are about 100 different colours/patterns on display but they are ALL THE SAME SIZE

If you want to buy a different size you can only order online. My feet aren’t even big by Japanese standards (about UK size 7) but they were so tight they left deep imprints on my feet like a waffle iron
 
Just put on a pair of glasses for the first time since breaking mine 2 weeks ago and the world is TERRIFYINGLY HD.
 
We have a big Uniqulo here which I keep going into and not buying anything from. I feel like I want to like it but then it just seems a bit GEOGRAPHY when I'm in there.
 
It's totally geography teacher chic in winter at least - you can't escape from brushed cotton , corduroy and cardigans.
 

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