Sunday + not very good + problematic

[RJN]

Is Sunday going to be a hit or is it just getting curiosity streams? Maybe it helps that Nicki is on it

 

[Diddy]

Sunday #1 on iTunes in Uganda

 

[Soldi]

Oh Sunday not blackfishing

 

[RS]

Last full day in London hoping to fish and catch some BBCs in between all the scheduled activites.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Still whoring her way around, I see.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Last full day in London hoping to fish and catch some BBCs in between all the scheduled activites.

Fishing is strictly prohibited in the Royal Parks and I hope you've contributed to the TV licence funds.

 

[Diddy]

I had a very amateurish attempt at dicking down done to me today, not impressed

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm so out the loop... dicking down?

 

[Beverley]

I had a very amateurish attempt at dicking down done to me today, not impressed

Deets

 

[Beverley]

I'm so out the loop... dicking down?

Something attempted to fuck her but she wasn’t having it

 

[Soldi]

I haven’t had a shag for about three weeks

I can’t be arsed at the minute because I’m TOO BUSY

 

[Star]

Sunday #1 on iTunes in Uganda

That's my homelands

 

[Beverley]

I haven’t had a shag for about three weeks

I can’t be arsed at the minute because I’m TOO BUSY

Cos we were ALL so CURIOUS

 

[Tisch]

Moopy s*x thread now

 

[RJN]

What’s worse? An amateur dicking down or no dicking down at all

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Something attempted to fuck her but she wasn’t having it

That's rape in old money.

 

[RJN]

Moopy s*x thread now

I’ve never told anyone this, but I prefer to have sex with men

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh it was consensual but lousy?

I get it, as you were.

 

[Tisch]

I’ve never told anyone this, but I prefer to have sex with men

oh my. Is that even legal?

 

[RS]

Still whoring her way around, I see.

I had a New Yorker before breakfast, and have a tattoed Asian loosely scheduled in the afternoon, then a Spaniard for a second round tonight. Fetishising and exotifying all the tastes and flavours that a metropolis like London has to offer (just to piss Beverley et al off).

 

[RJN]

oh my. Is that even legal?

Where I live, since 2003

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Chestnut mushrooms were on offer in Aldi this morning. This afternoon I'm planning a lesson on murderous psycho Boudicca. Tonight who can say?

 

[Star]

Chestnut mushrooms were on offer in Aldi this morning. This afternoon I'm planning a lesson on murderous psycho Boudicca. Tonight who can say?

Anything else good in the specials?

 

[Star]

I’ve never told anyone this, but I prefer to have sex with men

That's so gay.

 

[ButterTart]

I haven’t had a shag for about three weeks

Hark at him, only had his carpet three weeks and already after a new one.

 

[RS]

Most of all I’m upset because I seem to have missed booking a ticket to the Barbican conservatory. I hope they’d let me in anyway.

 

[RJN]

That's so gay.

Finally! I was looking for a word for it

 

[COB]

Most of all I’m upset because I seem to have missed booking a ticket to the Barbican conservatory. I hope they’d let me in anyway.

I'm surprised you'd have time to fit that in

 

[Soldi]

@Diddy where is dreadful dick story pls

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anything else good in the specials?

Asparagus. I didn't bite, because it doesn't fit within our concrete meal plans. Although they'd have been nice lightly fried on top of a risotto.

Can't think what else. They didn't have any frozen vegan stuff which annoyed me.

 

[COB]

Good afternoon! I accidentally left a candle lit all night, but nothing burnt down thankfully

 

[Diddy]

Sorry I fell asleep, I didn’t realise the daily thread would perk up

To clarify, I wasn’t raped, just the guy REALLY wanted to stick it in despite him not really being able to get it up (and not wanting to use a condom, which I was NOT having).

After 10 minutes of pointless mashing, he somehow came and gave up. No more pls

 

[ButterTart]

Finally! I was looking for a word for it

I've been calling them manlesbians all this time

 

[ButterTart]

After 10 minutes of pointless mashing, he somehow came and gave up.

God I love a bit of romantic storytelling.

 

[win_the_game]

That's so gay.

Maybe he’s just one of those men who have sex with men.

 

[Diddy]

Something attempted to fuck her but she wasn’t having it

Something?
This isn’t tentacle porn

 

[Rita]

I had some FANTASTIC RAMPANT SEX just yesterday. I am sure you were all just DYING to know.

 

[Soldi]

I had some FANTASTIC RAMPANT SEX just yesterday. I am sure you were all just DYING to know.

Go on then love

 

[Rita]

I am also predictably having a chinese tonight.

@Zu 2

 

[RJN]

Maybe he’s just one of those men who have sex with men.

I was but it’s been months now so who knows