Queen Mondacea is long dead gone

[big ron]

Regretting going biking yesterday, I am achy and tired.

 

[Soldi]

There’s been an alarm (which thankfully isn’t THAT loud) going off in the building all night and it’s STILL going off now

Not to mention the cunt that I presume is the boyfriend of the girl that lives across the hall turning up drunk at 5am, ringing the doorbells of EVERY FLAT before eventually being let in only to bang on her door () for an HOUR.

HAPPY FUCKING MONDAY

 

[COB]

Good morning! I found it so hard to get moving this morning, but now that I'm up things are ALRIGHT

 

[Marina Salty]

Soldi first the uni elevator breaks down, now the alarm clock goes off plus you get to be disturbed by someone else's drunk boyfriend.
I feel like I should be sending you one of these

 

[Indie]

what a lovely day it looks like outside.

At least i'm in my home office and get to look at the lovely weather.

 

[ButterTart]

Today’s turning out to be not very bad + unproblematic so far. Anticipating it all going to shit this afternoon after such a smooth morning.

 

[Soldi]

My bus pass has arrived

HOW EXCITING

 

[Soldi]

Ffs is Instagram down AGAIN?

 

[Marina Salty]

It works from the web, not sure on mobile.

 

[VoR]

Every poster on Moopy circa 2041:

My bus pass has arrived

HOW EXCITING

 

[Soldi]

Every poster on Moopy circa 2041:

Not me, I’ll only be 40

 

[VoR]

WE KNOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this the daily thread?

 

[Dark Carnival]

My bus pass has arrived

HOW EXCITING

and my BUSS pass has arrived, I can now access ALL BUSSES

 

[Soldi]

and my BUSS pass has arrived, I can now access ALL BUSSES

Except mine

 

[funky]

My bus pass has arrived

HOW EXCITING

Brave Soldi, 65, catfishing us all for years

 

[octophone]

Hello Moopy - been busy poring over various outtakes and alternate mixes for an upcoming compendium of noise/racket/vague hints of melody. Turns out my quality control is pretty good i.e. if it's not working out, it gets deleted rather than stashed.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve come down with a HORRIBLE COLD that has been PERCOLATING all weekend. Still in bed please, as always, PRAY FOR LUCY.

 

[Rita]

How old do you need to be to get a bus pass? Do you get sent it automatically once you reach a certain age? BURN IT.

 

[Rita]

OMG I only have 12 years left until I get one.

 

[big ron]

How old do you need to be to get a bus pass? Do you get sent it automatically once you reach a certain age? BURN IT.

I think you're a couple of years off yet x

 

[Rita]

Actual footage of me and @Soldi in 12 years time when I get my bus pass having a good old CHORTLE.

 

[Rita]

I think you're a couple of years off yet x

12 FUCKING YEARS RONALD!!

 

[Indie]

I recently got myself a pension forecast, and i only have to work for about 4 more years before i qualify for a full state pension.

OLD

 

[Rita]

I recently got myself a pension forecast, and i only have to work for about 4 more years before i qualify for a full state pension.

OLD

Are you not only in your 30’s?

 

[Indie]

Are you not only in your 30’s?

JUST

but i've been working down t'mines since i was young 'un

 

[Diddy]

Hi Moopy, feeling a bit flat still. So I’ve been Marie Kondo-ing my porn video folder. And good news, I only have 100 more to check

 

[AlgoAlex]

Hi Moopy, feeling a bit flat still. So I’ve been Marie Kondo-ing my porn video folder. And good news, I only have 100 more to check

Oh so when she says sparking joy now I know what she really means

 

[RJN]

Oh so when she says sparking joy now I know what she really means

It’s like what they always say, joy is an erection

 

[AlgoAlex]

It’s like what they always say, joy is an erection

Hm Christmas carol taking a strange turn in meaning now

Joy to the World; the Lord is come!

 

[RJN]

Hm Christmas carol taking a strange turn in meaning now

Joy to the World; the Lord is come!

As a Jewish person, I prefer a Chanukah erection. It was supposed to last for 1 day but ended up lasting for 8

 

[Diddy]

Hm Christmas carol taking a strange turn in meaning now

Joy to the World; the Lord is come!

Oh full circle, one of the promo videos is called “we three queens from orient are”

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh full circle, one of the promo videos is called “we three queens from orient are”

Did it SPARK JOY ?

 

[Diddy]

Did it SPARK JOY ?

I think so, there was joy everywhere

 

[AlgoAlex]

I think so, there was joy everywhere

Not in your eye I hope

 

[Diddy]

Not in your eye I hope

There was a bit of joy on the carpet

 

[Diddy]

We three queens of orient are
One in a harness, one with a bar
One with a super flexible pooper
Taking it like a star

 

[Star]

We three queens of orient are
One in a harness, one with a bar
One with a super flexible pooper
Taking it like a star

 

[Marina Salty]

I recently got myself a pension forecast, and i only have to work for about 4 more years before i qualify for a full state pension.

OLD

Wow. I would need to be over 67 to apply for one and even then it would take up another year to start getting the payments going. It's making me depressed when I think about it partially cause I can't think of many employers happy to hire or continue to employ someone over 60.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve gone into work but continuing to moan until they send me home. A glass just SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST which is an ominous start to the week.