Saturday, where nary a samphire doth grow

I have to get up early as someone with an unpronounceable name is coming to look at my camper and hopefully give me a bag of money to take it away.
 
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I had MR LOVER LOVER staying over last night, but he has his kids today so SHOT OFF early. So today is wine, wine and more wine. :disco:
 
I had vacation handed in for next week but that's not going to WORK OUT.

So I just booked myself into a mountain spa for four days and I'm going to work from THERE. PFFT.
 
Mr F dropped his tablet on his own face, broke his own nose and it didn't even wake him up! There's some lovely swelling and bruising happening. :D

And no, it wasn't me that hit him.

Tell it to the judge. Come quietly...
 
Mr F dropped his tablet on his own face, broke his own nose and it didn't even wake him up! There's some lovely swelling and bruising happening. :D

And no, it wasn't me that hit him.

Crikey but could 100% happen to me, too!
 
Mr F dropped his tablet on his own face, broke his own nose and it didn't even wake him up! There's some lovely swelling and bruising happening. :D

And no, it wasn't me that hit him.

OUCH!!
 
How did he do that in his sleep?!

He was lay on his back with the tablet held up (because his back was hurting so he couldn't lie on his side and watch on the PS4) and he fell asleep and dropped it on his face at some point. Once he's asleep it's almost impossible to wake him up because of the cocktail of drugs. In an emergency wake-up situation I have to switch the big light on, shout his name loudly and slap him around the face to get any kind of response.
 
I am home alone again because Mr Kate has gone to a gig that I couldn't be arsed with
 

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