Saturday, where nary a samphire doth grow

[Kate]

 

[RJN]

This thread is getting too hot

 

[big ron]

 

[jyxz]

I can't believe we all haven't used Vocaroo to show how we pronounce Jyxz in our heads

J I X

 

[jyxz]

@Queen of the Bay

I like your Mini Pick Crackers *courtesy of my Snack Suprise Box (that I just cancelled)

 

[jyxz]

 

[Marina Salty]

I like them too, they work nicely with a glass of wine.

 

[RJN]

@Ag who is that woman?

 

[jyxz]

@Ag who is that woman?

Fanny! (Cradock)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Ag who is that woman?

Fanny

 

[jyxz]

 

[Zu]

Penelope and Suomi are doing a Eurovision rewatch, if you’re really desperate.

I recommend watching squirrel videos on YouTube instead although NOT the one where they release the baby up the tree and the cat gets it

 

[Zu]

The front of that turkey looks like a DOG HEAD on the screencap

 

[Dark Carnival]

I recommend watching squirrel videos on YouTube instead although NOT the one where they release the baby up the tree and the cat gets it

i want to see this now!

 

[Zu]

"Dog once very sexy but lost his charm? Why not slaughter it and roast it up for dinner?"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have Strictly on, but honestly I'm totally in the mood for some Fanny videos.

 

[Zu]

i want to see this now!

Well I'm not posting a LINK. We're not all cruel and evil

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well I'm not posting a LINK. We're not all cruel and evil

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I feel very triggered after seeing a pigeon die during the week.

 

[Kate]

I'm watching a kerrazy Danish DJ playing 90s/00s dance.

 

[Zu]

I feel very triggered after seeing a pigeon die during the week.

I saw (well, HEARD) a whippet murder a squirrel a few months ago. It was supposed to be a NICE DAY OUT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I saw a crow (or another bird, I was quite stoned) peck a squirrel to death and then fly away with his entrails hanging out.

 

[Zu]

I saw a crow (or another bird, I was quite stoned) peck a squirrel to death and then fly away with his entrails hanging out.

Oh NO

Crows tend to be a bit wary of squirrels WRITES YOUR IN-HOUSE NATURE EXPERT so maybe it was an Andean condor

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My favourite sighting of a squirrel when stoned must be when I saw one dance around with a crisp packet on his head.

I mean awful, but WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I note I'm presuming all squirrels are male, which must be something from the depths of my subconscious.

 

[octophone]

 

[octophone]

I remember seeing a squirrel outrun my childhood cat. Cheeky chased the squirrel along a fence, the squirrel jumped for a tree and made it, Cheeky mistimed slightly and bonked his nose on the tree before making a safe four-feet landing. He was fucking furious tho', tail going like a helicopter.

 

[Diddy]

This thread feels like I fell asleep after playing with that Buffy Swears soundboard

ELEPHANT COCK

 

[COB]

XYLOPHONE BUGGERY