COB's Creepers #5 - Theatre of Blood (TONIGHT, 8pm!)

[Lucille]

READY!

 

[COB]

YOUTUBE VIEWERS START NOW

Amazon viewers hold on

 

[ButterTart]

We're LIVE, please don't say cunt or shitty twatflaps.

 

[COB]

Amazon viewers start NOW

 

[Lucille]

I’m OFF!

 

[COB]

I think i fucked that up sorry, well we'll all be close enough

 

[Ellie]

That was a bit intense. Started and had to FF some trailer to try and get in sync.

 

[COB]

Blackface scandal right from the jump

 

[ButterTart]

God this music is stunning. Every British horror film made before 1980 makes me feel mega Christmassy.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

perched the edge of my seat in excitement at getting to see the brilliant dramatics of good ol' Vincent Price.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

some of this has not aged well already

 

[ButterTart]

I'm glad we don't do black and white films anymore. They look a bit shit.

 

[Ellie]

Is that Hammersmith?

 

[COB]

SHAKESPEARE'S REMOVALS

 

[ButterTart]

The real horror is that van revealing some poor bastard is moving to Fulham.

 

[Lucille]

God being a THEATRE CRITIC paid well in those days.

 

[Ellie]

I hope the acting gets better than this.

 

[Marina Salty]

Are you in the nightmare bit with the zoo?

 

[Lucille]

I hope the acting gets better than this.

I DON’T

 

[Ellie]

Awards worthy nail biting.

 

[COB]

Oh she's a horoscopes queen

 

[COB]

Are you in the nightmare bit with the zoo?

Yes!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

interesting way to bite at one's nail.

 

[COB]

 

[ButterTart]

I hope the acting gets better than this.

The actiing masterclass from the A++ light entertainment TALANT in this movie will blow your tits off

 

[COB]

I bet this building doesn't exist any more

 

[Lucille]

Oh wait is he also a LANDLORD?!?

 

[ButterTart]

I bet this building doesn't exist any more

Neither do 90% of the cast

 

[COB]

I've been to Moopmeets like this.

 

[Lucille]

Oh wait is he also a LANDLORD?!?

Sorry not you @COB

 

[ButterTart]

I've been to Moopmeets like this.

That was Tischguana's wedding after the twelfth round of complimentary Aftershocks.

 

[COB]

Sorry not you @COB

Oh I think it's relevant in MANY senses

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Neither do 90% of the cast

Rosemary and Meths Drinker #3 are the only ones left (of the credited actors that is).

 

[Lucille]

Are these vagrants from VICTORIAN times?!?

 

[COB]

I've also been to Moopmeets like THIS

 

[Ellie]

This is making Halloween III seem positively normal.

 

[ButterTart]

I hate it when people clingfilm slums as a prank.

 

[COB]

This lot are actually credited as "The Meths Drinkers"

 

[ButterTart]

HERE HE IS

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

that flat NO