COB's Creepers #6 - Frankenhooker (now happening Monday 1st Nov, 8pm!)

[COB]

Angel gets points for ALREADY having her tits out, I reckon.

 

[ButterTart]

Angel CHARTREUSE And all the rest!

Chartreuse made me laugh out loud

 

[Marina Salty]

Poor Snow was so close to retirement

 

[ButterTart]

Linda La Hughes loved that thermometer joke.

 

[COB]

 

[ButterTart]

I love that these girls aren't questioning any of this at all.

 

[ButterTart]

Just waiting for my bitches.

 

[COB]

Is he having an attack of conscience?

 

[ButterTart]

Just waiting for my bitches.

I don't know why but this has really tickled me.

 

[COB]

The way they go INSANE for the super crack! Literally like catnip

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit it's DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS

 

[ButterTart]

Why are they acting like they've just opened a bottle of Lambrini?

 

[COB]

Not the devil's music!

 

[ButterTart]

He'll be waiting a long time for his bitches

 

[COB]

These dangerous drugs that make you dance with your tits out.

 

[COB]

Zorro is NOT having it.

 

[ButterTart]

Actually the least sexy lesbian kiss I've ever watched. It was like apple bobbing.

 

[COB]

Oh NO!

 

[ButterTart]

Zorro is NOT having it.

If the bitches won't come to Zorro...

 

[ButterTart]

OH
MY
GOD

 

[COB]

Actually unbelievable

 

[ButterTart]

THE FLYING LEG

 

[ButterTart]

What a genuinely tremendous sequence.

 

[COB]

Zorro getting BONKED but not in the usual way

 

[ButterTart]

What a shockingly imprecise way to harvest body parts.

 

[COB]

"Who's this, the Chinese girl?"

 

[ButterTart]

Putting the poor bastards in a BIN BAG

 

[ButterTart]

Jeffrey's lost a lot of the woke credits he earned before.

 

[ButterTart]

Just carrying the one leg because he won't look suspicious that way.

 

[COB]

The PILE OF TITS

 

[ButterTart]

The PILE OF TITS

They look like squeaky toys!

 

[COB]

Bunions!

 

[ButterTart]

Why has he picked one with such shit feet?

 

[COB]

Is his hair getting bigger as time goes on?

 

[ButterTart]

Is his hair getting bigger as time goes on?

Yeah, I think so. He's turned into Katrina and the Waves.

 

[ButterTart]

Elizabeth's head wobbling in the background.

 

[COB]

"I hope I'm doing the right thing"

WELL

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, dropping her after promising to keep her safe was quite funny.

 

[ButterTart]

I can't believe we're almost an hour into the film and the Frankenhooker still hasn't been revealed.

 

[COB]

Thank goodness the garage roof can open, for this one instance where it's useful.