COB's Creepers #6 - Frankenhooker (now happening Monday 1st Nov, 8pm!)

[COB]

GO!

 

[ButterTart]

I'm playing now!

 

[ButterTart]

A production company I've never heard of - always a brilliant sign

 

[COB]

I'd forgotten that it opens with him getting some brain.

 

[ButterTart]

Krang being stabbed in the first few seconds. The body count here is gonna be insane.

 

[COB]

Him just doing his brain experiments in the kitchen during a barbecue

 

[ButterTart]

This acting is everything I could have wanted from a film called Frankenhooker.

 

[ButterTart]

I love that the science he's doing all involves twatting something with a hammer

 

[COB]

I don't think it's ever explained where he got this brain from...

 

[COB]

Oh no

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit I have a horrendous feeling.

 

[ButterTart]

The title card feels like the most expensive effect I'm going to see tonight

 

[COB]

Poor Elizabeth, that lawnmower hit her right in the fatsuit

 

[Marina Salty]

Omg

 

[COB]

The title card feels like the most expensive effect I'm going to see tonight

You may well think that!

 

[ButterTart]

Really like that pen.

 

[ButterTart]

You may well think that!

Expectations SKY HIGH

 

[COB]

The realistic anatomical drawing but with MASSIVE TITS

 

[Marina Salty]

Some electroshocks here and there

 

[ButterTart]

Some electroshocks here and there

I loved the plausible sounding science talk. 'I won't get SHOCKED'

 

[Marina Salty]

Oooh it's a really good design though

 

[COB]

I will say that the Jeffrey actor is very good at being a disgusting creep.

 

[COB]

LIKE WOOD THROUGH A MULCHER

 

[ButterTart]

"Like wood through a mulcher, these are the days of our lives"

 

[COB]

The vivacious young girl was reduced to a TOSSED HUMAN SALAD!

Regard for her family absolutely out the window

 

[ButterTart]

This newsreader is enjoying this far too much. They don't often go into minute detail and provocative similes when recounting a tragedy on the TV news.

 

[Marina Salty]

A salad that was once named Elisabeth

 

[ButterTart]

The Mum is an exceptional actor. She's not so much speaking as she is queefing out of her mouth.

 

[COB]

Iconic mother trying to set up her just-bereaved son with women from the supermarket

 

[ButterTart]

You can see what Elizabeth saw in this sallow, obsessive misery of a man.

 

[ButterTart]

To his credit, Jeffery isn't actually that bad of an actor at all.

 

[COB]

At least he's honest about what a loon he is!

 

[ButterTart]

At least he's honest about what a loon he is!

And his mother's response?

"Do ya want a sandwich?"

 

[ButterTart]

Quite a nice house.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Jeff, not grave robbing.

 

[COB]

And a beautiful mad scientist's lab in the garage!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Jeff, not grave robbing.

Oh thank god! I thought he had body parts in that burlap sack but he's sensibly stored them in a freezer full of Vimto.

 

[Marina Salty]

A lovely particle accelerator in his garage

 

[COB]

Hate when this happens when I drink red wine

 

[ButterTart]

And a beautiful mad scientist's lab in the garage!

I love that he had an industrial turbine which is seemingly being powered off his Mum's leccy bill.