An Audience with WEDNESDAY

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Good morning Moops.

Can't quite believe I'm up and about at this time on a day off but there you go.
 
Just did a phone interview with someone who's first proper sentence to me was about getting office dressing gowns with our logo on them. That's a good reason to hire someone right?
 
Chào bạn, Moopy

For breakfast I made probably the worse thing I’ve ever made, from a half-remembered Tiktok recipe

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that cheese was not going to melt, and the egg looks alright but only the skin was like that, it was basically raw underneath
 
Kate said:
My expert diagnosis is WRONG SORT OF CHEESE. Dunno about the egg though.
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It was a crime of opportunity really, I had that cheese because it does alright in a curry (which I now realise doesn’t melt much, which is why it’s good in the curry, I like the little blobs).

And grilling probably wasn’t the way to go either
 
Diddy said:
Just be grateful you didn’t have to eat it.

Something about it being burnt and raw at the same is a very particular slap in the face
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You don’t have to eat it either though
 
It looks as if it might be a bit PHLEGMY. Still, just pretend it's an oyster.
 
I've yet to manage an LTF without sneezing my bum off. Is it even poossiblke??
 
The PCR where some cunt rapes your nostrils is sneezy as fuck, but when I'm control I don't sneeze. I mean I've plenty of practice inserting things into my nostrils.
 
Phoenix said:
I hope you didn’t eat that egg cause it looks raw.
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big ron said:
Looks fine to me, I've eaten runnier.
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lolly said:
It looks as if it might be a bit PHLEGMY. Still, just pretend it's an oyster.
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Japanese raw eggs are fine, they don’t have salmonella here apparently. Sometimes they just crack an egg on rice and THAT’S IT. But I’m not the one

The yolk was alright but when I found what lies beneath, I scoooted it onto a frying pan
 
What were you trying to make? It looks like Rocky Mountain toast, but also kind of not?
 
RJN said:
What were you trying to make? It looks like Rocky Mountain toast, but also kind of not?
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I feel like that’s Hill People talk for something horrible and not bread related. So I guess I can see why you’d see similarities.

Basically it’s a sort of Croque Madame I saw on Tiktok, but instead of the egg on top, you cut a hole in the top slice and the egg sits in there.

But the first issue is that the crust was too sturdy so the egg had free rein to slide around inside
 
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Went to see the nurse for my first face-to-face asthma check in two years. I knew it was a half-hour appointment but just assumed that was because I didn't have one last year. No, the sneaky bastards had tagged on an extra fifteen minutes so they could do a load of "MOT" healthchecks and blood tests while they had me there. I've managed to avoid these tests for six years by ignoring the text messages and I don't take kindly to being ambushed into having them!

So that'll be me diagnosed with high cholesterol and type 2 diabetes next week probably :(
 
Floppet said:
Went to see the nurse for my first face-to-face asthma check in two years. I knew it was a half-hour appointment but just assumed that was because I didn't have one last year. No, the sneaky bastards had tagged on an extra fifteen minutes so they could do a load of "MOT" healthchecks and blood tests while they had me there. I've managed to avoid these tests for six years by ignoring the text messages and I don't take kindly to being ambushed into having them!

So that'll be me diagnosed with high cholesterol and type 2 diabetes next week probably :(
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I can totally relate.

And I'm sitting in a cafe drinking some coffee confection topped with cream and eating a lemon muffin as I post.
 
Kate said:
I'm sure everyone who loves you will be pleased you've had them Flops, even if you're not :D
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I can't be ill or infirm! What with Mr F's appointments and my mum's for both of their multitude of problems I feel like I'm never away from bloody hospital car parks, I didn't want to take the chance of getting more visits added for myself.

Spawn will be glad though.
 
lolly said:
I can totally relate.

And I'm sitting in a cafe drinking some coffee confection topped with cream and eating a lemon muffin as I post.
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I've treated myself to a cup of tea with sugar in. My dinner was smoked salmon, scrambled eggs and baby plum tomatoes, spawn tells me that would be considered a healthy meal.

I remember when I used to have the worst diet on Moopy and now I don't remember the last time I had pie in a tin.
 
Star said:
I was out of the house for 10 hours today, 6 off those were working and the other 4 just commuting and doing school drop offs/pick ups. I feel so exhausted it's just not sustainable really :(
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I feel similar trying to balance work/uni/social life

I’ve only just finished work although I did end up serving JORDAN PICKFORD of all people :o
 
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