Sunday is fed up with sirens and helicopters

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Honestly, when are this COP26 lot going to piss off home? It's a bloody racket, so it is.
 
Work phone is an iPhone SE or some other retarded shit with no facial recognition to unlock the phone. I have also completely lost the use of the home button.
 
Now time to logon to Grindr and bang some SEXY TURKS. Zen told me it’s fine.
 
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Also I can't face doing all this again on Friday, so I decided to blow £60 on a Jet2 direct flight home. They weren't running them back when I booked all my stuff, but the holiday season has gone on longer than expected this year so they laid more flights on.
 
now time to logon to Grindr and bang some SEXY TURKS. Zen told me it’s fine.
Last time I was here it was all disgusting Brits on Grindr, and Growlr had so few locals on it I was able to chat to a hot piece over in RHODES (using the local grid rather than the global one, I should clarify) :basil:
 
I did think of you as I was having a wander around Istanbul airport earlier, though :angel:
 
Spawn's transferring my android phone shite to an iPhone. I was today years old when I learned how to close apps on Apple. There were hundreds open on my iPad :D
I remember getting complaints from customers who inexplicably couldn't make or receive calls during the first years of iphone launch. And then finding out that the reason was the hundreds of open apps in the background using every bit of the device's capacity. Beautiful years. :disco:
 
Spawn's transferring my android phone shite to an iPhone. I was today years old when I learned how to close apps on Apple. There were hundreds open on my iPad :D

I remember finding out how to close internet windows on my phone. It kept coming up with an ever increasing number until after 99 when it just had a : and a ), ye olde smile emoticon. I just thought it was counting the number of times you had used it and how happy it was that you'd crossed the 100 mark! :D
 
I've just found a video of a woman with her tits out doing the Macarena.

Plus a lot of Google regret.
 

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