Movie sync watch - Me You Madness (Weds 17/11/21, 8pm)

[ButterTart]

What the fucking Hell was that spider?

 

[Beverley]

I can barely follow what she’s saying

 

[COB]

What's it supposed to be? South African?

I THINK she's going for a mid Atlantic sort of thing, but her Scottishness is too strong

 

[Tisch]

Like an Irish American twang. But more importantly WHO IS SHE?

 

[Beverley]

Working out in a diamond necklace is very me energy

 

[COB]

This is really like if Jill Tyrell got money to make a film about herself

 

[Beverley]

Omg she’s relentless - who gave her a MONOLOGUE?

 

[Beverley]

It’s giving me fucking whiplash

 

[ButterTart]

These t sounds she's pronouncing...

 

[Ellie]

Not going to be winning any awards for Sound Editing this year.

 

[COB]

Oh she's breaking the fourth wall

 

[Beverley]

She’s what I imagine @OutSynk is like in real life

 

[ButterTart]

Telling the audience to shut the fuck up. Bold choice.

 

[Ellie]

GOLD KNEE HIGH BOOTS AND LONG WHITE SHORTS!

 

[Beverley]

Those boots are a hate crime

 

[Ellie]

Die Another Day reference

 

[Beverley]

When will she stop telling us how great she is

 

[COB]

Of all the Bond films to brag about having a car from!

 

[COB]

When will she stop telling us how great she is

 

[Ellie]

Will Lulu cameo as her mum at any point?

 

[Beverley]

Thank god for the reasonably attractive male

 

[COB]

It's Thingy off of Gossip Girls!

 

[Beverley]

It's Thingy off of Gossip Girls!

I think he’s been cancelled too

 

[COB]

This 'dream house' gives me such anxiety

 

[Beverley]

‘(BEGUILING MUSIC)’

 

[ButterTart]

Hang on, she works 80 hour weeks, but she leaves work at 4 on a Friday and has the weekends off...

Even if, charitably, she worked 10 hours today, that would mean she worked seventeen and a half hours every other day. If you're having to work seventeen and a half hours a day to do your job, you're not very good at your job.

 

[Tisch]

Did I miss anything groundbreakingly important?! Have we worked out if this is a spoof or to be taken seriously yet?

 

[ButterTart]

Is Ed Westwick off his tits?

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, 'that's a revolting question' was quite a good line.

 

[COB]

How strong IS she?

 

[Ellie]

The monologue about her fabrics

 

[COB]

The slow motion footage was also contributing to the slow motion quality!

 

[ButterTart]

How does she have time to lift and cultivate an encyclopaedic knowledge of cars if she's working nearly eighteen hours every day?

 

[ButterTart]

Is Kelly Llorenna about to turn up as her housekeeper?

 

[COB]

Party mode

 

[Ellie]

What the fuck?

 

[Ellie]

How does she have time to lift and cultivate an encyclopaedic knowledge of cars if she's working nearly eighteen hours every day?

Did I miss her mentioning what her job IS?

 

[COB]

Did I miss her mentioning what her job IS?

She runs a hedge fund, allegedly

 

[Ellie]

So this “film” is a tax dodge, right?

 

[ButterTart]

She's a MILF? Google tells me she's only 7 years older than Ed Westwick...