ASFM: THE HEATS RESULTS THURSDAY @7pm (2 Viewers)

[Tisch]

I'm GONNA WIN. JUST BEEN MESSAGED!

What, that video Butterfly made me do was just for his own pleasure?

Sick!

 

[Lucille]

I don’t think Mopsy will ever BE THE SAME AGAIN.

 

[ButterTart]

Well met, o children of the Moop. I, Butterfly, and my co-host, Samoa (pictured l to r)

would like to welcome you to the RESULTS GALA (part 1).

 

[RS]

Can we press play now?

 

[Suomi]

Good luck everyone, I can’t even remember who sent what

 

[ButterTart]

I'll be announcing the twelve acts who've made it STRAIGHT to the final, then there'll be a short comfort break before the second chance gala commenceth at 8pm.

 

[Lucille]

You’re all wieners in my eyes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm rolling down hill in a hospital bed at the excitement of it all.

 

[ButterTart]

This isn't a multimedia affair, since I'm hosting it. Shall we get cracking?

 

[Beverley]

 

[Kate]

YES

 

[Rita]

WAIT FOR ME!

 

[RS]

Oh thank God we won’t have to re-watch anything

 

[Rita]

 

[RJN]

1. Red Dress DTF

 

[Rita]

I'm GONNA WIN. JUST BEEN MESSAGED!

I think I have fingered you!

 

[ButterTart]

Right then, let's find out who indeed has qualified from HEAT 1

 

[Suomi]

Oh thank God we won’t have to re-watch anything

Well, not in this part !

 

[ButterTart]

Our first qualifier from Heat 1 is...

 

[RS]

Ready for war

 

[OutSynk]

OMG IT’S PEELING OFF!!!!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh thank God we won’t have to re-watch anything

Until Ms Andrea Chanson

 

[RS]

Our first qualifier from Heat 1 is...

Omg I can’t take this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Rita]

Have we had some sort of MALFUNCTION?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Suomi]

Read the cue card, Sam

 

[AlgoAlex]

Basic bangers ftw

 

[Suomi]

The one on the left

 

[Tisch]

He's gone for his tea hasn't he

 

[ButterTart]

TINA YOTHERS

Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)
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[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Lucille]

Don’t remember how that goes

 

[Kate]

"Oh."

 

[ButterTart]

Our second qualifier...

 

[Rita]

Was that any good?

 

[RS]

Oh I have even forgotten it existed.

But I liked it.

 

[ButterTart]

The video is RIGHT THERE, people

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Love a MEMORABLE QUALIFIER

 

[Lucille]

Basic bangers ftw

TINA YOTHERS
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Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)
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