✝️ ASFMXMAS II: The Holy FINAL ✝️ results on page 1

[AlgoAlex]

I do think there should be a penalty for entering songs that have NOTHING to do with Christmas

 

[ButterTart]

How long has Sufjan’s name been spelt incorrectly?

Surejan Stevens is correct.

 

[Iguana]

I was just about to say

I just like seeing my name on a score so I can't COMPLAIN!

 

[Tisch]

How long has Sufjan’s name been spelt incorrectly?

Oh really? Well it'll be spelt wrong all night I'm afraid!

Thankfully it won't come up much more / Unfortunately it's still to come up LOADS

 

[RS]

I’ve got one very excited SURFJAN over here.

It’s the new JANFT.

 

[ButterTart]

I do think there should be a penalty for entering songs that have NOTHING to do with Christmas

There was a party theme as well!

 

[Tisch]

Anyway, live from Iceland It's votes from @BlitzenGiraffenext!

[u]Vote #12 of 38 – BlitzenGiraffe (Mum Going to Iceland) [/U]

20 – Frisky and Mannish – Perfect Christmas Single - (AleXmas)

15 – Agnes – Love Love Love - (Penelope)

12 – Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar - Happy, Happy Year For Us All - (ChristmasAddict)

11 - Kaskade – Cold December - (8 Musics-a-milking)

10 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

9 - Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

8 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

7 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

6 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

5 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

4 – Countess LuAnn – What Do I Want For Christmas? - (cheap lousy jiva)

3 – Vanity Fairy – Disco Christmas - (All Iguana Xmas Is You)

2 - Esther Filly Ridstyle – Freaky Christmas- (dUb Actually)

1 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh @Baby It’s Cold OutSynk we are FINALLY in sync (ish) in a competition

 

[Lucille]

Anyway, live from Iceland It's votes from @BlitzenGiraffenext!

[u]Vote #12 of 38 – BlitzenGiraffe (Mum Going to Iceland) [/U]

20 – Frisky and Mannish – Perfect Christmas Single - (AleXmas)

15 – Agnes – Love Love Love - (Penelope)

12 – Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar - Happy, Happy Year For Us All - (ChristmasAddict)

11 - Kaskade – Cold December - (8 Musics-a-milking)

10 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

9 - Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

8 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

7 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

6 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

5 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

4 – Countess LuAnn – What Do I Want For Christmas? - (cheap lousy jiva)

3 – Vanity Fairy – Disco Christmas - (All Iguana Xmas Is You)

2 - Esther Filly Ridstyle – Freaky Christmas- (dUb Actually)

1 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

PERVERTED

 

[Tisch]

For posterity the last two on that one was:

 

[ButterTart]

Anyway, live from Iceland It's votes from @BlitzenGiraffenext!

[u]Vote #12 of 38 – BlitzenGiraffe (Mum Going to Iceland) [/U]

20 – Frisky and Mannish – Perfect Christmas Single - (AleXmas)

15 – Agnes – Love Love Love - (Penelope)

12 – Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar - Happy, Happy Year For Us All - (ChristmasAddict)

11 - Kaskade – Cold December - (8 Musics-a-milking)

10 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

9 - Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

8 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

7 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

6 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

5 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

4 – Countess LuAnn – What Do I Want For Christmas? - (cheap lousy jiva)

3 – Vanity Fairy – Disco Christmas - (All Iguana Xmas Is You)

@AleXmas take your head out of the oven. It's electric.

Also, you've got points

 

[Tisch]

2 - Esther Filly Ridstyle – Freaky Christmas- (dUb Actually)

1 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

 

[Penelope]

Oh THANK GOD for someone with SENSE

 

[Tisch]

It's fine, it's fine

 

[Soldi]

Anyway, live from Iceland It's votes from @BlitzenGiraffenext!

[u]Vote #12 of 38 – BlitzenGiraffe (Mum Going to Iceland) [/U]

20 – Frisky and Mannish – Perfect Christmas Single - (AleXmas)

15 – Agnes – Love Love Love - (Penelope)

12 – Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar - Happy, Happy Year For Us All - (ChristmasAddict)

11 - Kaskade – Cold December - (8 Musics-a-milking)

10 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

9 - Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

8 – Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

7 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

6 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

5 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

4 – Countess LuAnn – What Do I Want For Christmas? - (cheap lousy jiva)

3 – Vanity Fairy – Disco Christmas - (All Iguana Xmas Is You)

2 - Esther Filly Ridstyle – Freaky Christmas- (dUb Actually)

1 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

 

[AlgoAlex]

YAY thanks @BlitzenGiraffe🎄
I have to say when he liked it I KNEW I had made a dreadful mistake

 

[Lucille]

Omg we have the jury votes as well after all this.

 

[Tisch]

You know what *I* want for Christmas? @cheap lousy jiva's votes of course!

[u]Vote #13 of 38 – cheap lousy jiva (Gay Xmas Erotic Literature) [/U]

20 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

15 – Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

12 – Simon May Orchestra - Glory Be (To God On High) - (COBsus of Nazareth)

11 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

10 – Orion's Reign & Minniva – Joy to the World - (You Butter Watch Out)

9 – Tracey Thorn - Joy - (dmlawst christmas)

8 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

7 - Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

6 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

5 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

4 – Lenka – All My Bells Are Ringing - (Rhythmbaubles)

3 - Delta Goodrem – Only Santa Knows - (Hey Kratz It’s Christmas)

2 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

1 - Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

 

[Penelope]

@Merry Tischmas! you've got my votes wrong? I sent some in this time

 

[RJN]

So I see Jiva was cheap and lousy with his votes

 

[Tisch]

one more vote then a leaderboard catch up! The next one comes from the purveyour of fine meats long names

 

[AlgoAlex]

@AleXmas take your head out of the oven. It's electric.

Also, you've got points

My grandad arrived home once to find my nan with her head in the oven.
she was drying her hair : |

 

[ButterTart]

You know what *I* want for Christmas? @cheap lousy jiva's votes of course!

[u]Vote #13 of 38 – cheap lousy jiva (Gay Xmas Erotic Literature) [/U]

20 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

15 – Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

12 – Simon May Orchestra - Glory Be (To God On High) - (COBsus of Nazareth)

11 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

10 – Orion's Reign & Minniva – Joy to the World - (You Butter Watch Out)

9 – Tracey Thorn - Joy - (dmlawst christmas)

8 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

7 - Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

6 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

5 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

4 – Lenka – All My Bells Are Ringing - (Rhythmbaubles)

3 - Delta Goodrem – Only Santa Knows - (Hey Kratz It’s Christmas)

2 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

1 - Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

Oh my God @cheap lousy jiva! You're neither a scumbag nor a maggot

 

[Iguana]

You know what *I* want for Christmas? @cheap lousy jiva's votes of course!

[u]Vote #13 of 38 – cheap lousy jiva (Gay Xmas Erotic Literature) [/U]

20 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

15 – Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

12 – Simon May Orchestra - Glory Be (To God On High) - (COBsus of Nazareth)

11 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

10 – Orion's Reign & Minniva – Joy to the World - (You Butter Watch Out)

9 – Tracey Thorn - Joy - (dmlawst christmas)

8 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

7 - Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

6 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

5 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

4 – Lenka – All My Bells Are Ringing - (Rhythmbaubles)

3 - Delta Goodrem – Only Santa Knows - (Hey Kratz It’s Christmas)

2 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

1 - Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

Oh.

 

[RJN]

one more vote then a leaderboard catch up! The next one comes from the purveyour of fine meats long names

finally my votes!

 

[RS]

You know what *I* want for Christmas? @cheap lousy jiva's votes of course!

[u]Vote #13 of 38 – cheap lousy jiva (Gay Xmas Erotic Literature) [/U]

20 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

15 – Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

12 – Simon May Orchestra - Glory Be (To God On High) - (COBsus of Nazareth)

11 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

10 – Orion's Reign & Minniva – Joy to the World - (You Butter Watch Out)

9 – Tracey Thorn - Joy - (dmlawst christmas)

8 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

7 - Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

6 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

5 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

4 – Lenka – All My Bells Are Ringing - (Rhythmbaubles)

3 - Delta Goodrem – Only Santa Knows - (Hey Kratz It’s Christmas)

2 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

1 - Katerina Stikoudi – Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi - (Queen of the Bells)

Disgusting

 

[Tisch]

Omg we have the jury votes as well after all this.

STRAP IN AND STRAP ON

 

[Tisch]

[u]Vote #14 of 38 – @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid (SHE GOT THE MALIBU BARBIE & KEN BEACH-HOUSE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SINDY & PAUL KNOCK OFF) [/U]

20 – Twin Shadow – Castles in the Snow - (Good Kate Wenceslas)

15 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

12 – Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring) - (Mulled_wine_the_Game)

11 – Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

10 – Tracey Thorn - Joy - (dmlawst christmas)

9 – Delta Goodrem – Only Santa Knows - (Hey Kratz It’s Christmas)

8 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

7 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

6 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

5 – Wesley Willis – Merry Christmas - (Santaphone)

4 – Broken Peak – Snowday - (Here Comes Soldi Claus)

3 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

2 - TWICE – The Feels - (Diddy Know It’s Christmas)

1 – Countess LuAnn – What Do I Want For Christmas? - (cheap lousy jiva)

 

[Rita]

Sorry @Here Comes Soldi Claus was getting my cheeseboard hun xxx

 

[ButterTart]

[u]Vote #14 of 38 – @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid (SHE GOT THE MALIBU BARBIE & KEN BEACH-HOUSE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SINDY & PAUL KNOCK OFF) [/U]

20 – Twin Shadow – Castles in the Snow - (Good Kate Wenceslas)

15 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

12 – Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring) - (Mulled_wine_the_Game)

11 – Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

10 – Tracey Thorn - Joy - (dmlawst christmas)

9 – Delta Goodrem – Only Santa Knows - (Hey Kratz It’s Christmas)

8 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

7 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

6 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

5 – Wesley Willis – Merry Christmas - (Santaphone)

4 – Broken Peak – Snowday - (Here Comes Soldi Claus)

3 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

2 - TWICE – The Feels - (Diddy Know It’s Christmas)

1 – Countess LuAnn – What Do I Want For Christmas? - (cheap lousy jiva)

Yeah this is nice but I gave you a twenty so I think I'm owed change?

 

[Kate]

YAAAAAAAASSS @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

 

[Raining on Me]

I've always loved GIRAFFES and JIVAS

 

[Rita]

How am I doing looves??

 

[RS]

I just cannot fathom the idea of someone hearing these songs and actively not vote for mine.

 

[Soldi]

How am I doing looves??

What do YOU think?

 

[Lucille]

I just cannot fathom the idea of someone hearing these songs and actively not vote for mine.

But it wasn’t Christmassy.

 

[Tisch]

Where does that leave proceedings? Well like this since you asked so nicely:

Spoiler

=1	Christmas with Zu-Klara	Reindeer on Me	Raining on Me	Spray	He Came With His Sleigh	86​
=1	Unwanted Gift Drama	Suomi	Suomi	Now Now	Lonely Christmas	86​
3	SHE GOT THE MALIBU BARBIE & KEN BEACH-HOUSE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SINDY & PAUL KNOCK OFF	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Erasure	Gaudete	79​
4	Two Girls, One Muff	jyxz the season	jyxz	Tegan & Sara	Make You Mine This Season	76​
5	Christmas Holly Willougby	Superstylin'	Superstylin'	Richard X and Jarvis Cocker	Into Yule	73​
=6	Old socks filled with dirt	Ludolph	Lucille	Surfjan Stevens	Sister Winter	69​
=6	Teletext Advent Calendar	Feliz NavidAg	Ag	Ice MC	It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix)	69​
8	Rovaniemi Reindeer Riding School for Elves	Holly	RaspberrySwirl	Malla	Irti	67​
9	Snowflake	Baby It’s Cold OutSynk	OutSynk	Снежинка	Анастасия Сотникова	63​
10​	Pigeon Lady	dmlawst christmas	dmlaw	Tracey Thorn	Joy	58​
11​	VV Brown	Here Comes the Soldi Clasus	Soldi	Broken Peak	Snowday	56​
12​	The Snow Castle of Kemi	Good Kate Wenceslas	Kate	Twin Shadow	Castles in the Snow	54​
13​	Gizmo	funky the snowman	Funky	Thea Gilmore	That'll Be Christmas	51​
14​	The County Durham Xmas Tree	Hey Kratz It’s Christmas	Kratz	Delta Goodrem	Only Santa Knows	50​
=15	Nutcracker	8 Musics-a-milking	Music	Kaskade	Cold December	48​
=15	Mariah's Extra Festive Vibrator	Alla Want For Christmas Is You	Alla	Leticia Sabater	Papa Noel, You're the Only One	48​
17​	The HR Team Christmas Do	You Butter Watch Out	ButterTart	Orion's Reign & Minniva	Joy to the World	45​
18​	Creepy Xmas Ornament	Queen of the Bells	Queen of the Bay	Katerina Stikoudi	Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi	44​
19​	Mum Going to Iceland	BlitzenGiraffe	ZenGiraffe	Enya	We Wish You A Merry Christmas	43​
20​	Frau Perchta	BoysForSeles	BoysForSeles	Poly Styrene	Black Christmas	39​
21​	An ungrateful child on Christmas morning	Mulled_wine_the_Game	win_the_game	Love Unlimited	It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring)	37​
22​	Pervy Snowman	PranceRJN	RJN	No Doubt	Oi To the World	34​
=23	Doing Your Christmas Shopping on the 23rd Every Year	Penelope	Penelope	Agnes	Love Love Love	33​
=23	Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree	5000 Gold Rings	David 5000	Wiktoria	I Told Santa	33​
25​	Joe McElderry mincing with a festive platter of mince pies	ChristmasAddict	SystemAddict	Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar	Happy, Happy Year For Us All	30​
26​	Noel's Christmas Presents	Indie Bleak Midwinter	Indie	Eels	Christmas Is Going To the Dogs	29​
27​	A Christmas Karen	All Iguana Xmas Is You	Iguana	Vanity Fairy	Disco Christmas	27​
28​	A Walford Christmas	COBsus of Nazareth	COB	Simon May Orchestra	Glory Be (To God On High)	25​
29​	Gay Xmas Erotic Literature	cheap lousy jiva	Jivafox	Countess LuAnn	What Do I Want For Christmas?	23​
=30	Expired Advocaat	Santaphone	Octophone	Wesley Willis	Merry Christmas	21​
=30	Dawn French As a Christmas Fairy	Rhythmbaubles	Rhythmbarbican	Lenka	All My Bells Are Ringing	21​
32​	Jingle Liano's Bells	AleXmas	Alex	Frisky and Mannish	Perfect Christmas Single	20​
33​	Simpsons Christmas Boogie	Merry Tischmas!	Tisch	Anna Mae	Very Merry	18​
34​	Robot Santa	Diddy Know It’s Christmas	Diddy	TWICE	The Feels	13​
35​	Christmas socks filled with MUD	FaiRitale of New York	Rita	Anne Wilson	Kentucky Fried Christmas	9​
36​	Mrs Claus	Jingle Beryls	Beryl	Megan Hilty	We Made It To Christmas	7​
37​	Fallen Over Christmas Tree	dUb Actually	dUb	Esther Filly Ridstyle	Freaky Christmas	6​
38​	Pigs in Blankets	Chill Advised	Ill Advised	Ana Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph	Secret Santa	2​

 

[ButterTart]

I've always loved GIRAFFES and JIVAS

Christ these off-brand versions of Snakes and Ladders go out of their way to dodge copyright.

 

[RS]

I've always loved GIRAFFES and JIVAS

I hate them!

 

[Rita]

What do YOU think?

We can’t win at EVERYTHING in life my love.