✝️ ASFMXMAS II: The Holy FINAL ✝️ results on page 1

[Tisch]

Two more, then I need a little FIDDLE with the leaderboard and also a little FIDDLE so I may bash these out with a bit of quickness. It's okay I'm used to doing that.

 

[RS]

Did @Mulled_wine_and_game really give his 20 to the Spanish grandma?

 

[ButterTart]

lol imagine if those votes I got at the beginning were the only ones I get lol.

I'd kill you all.

 

[funky]

I keep getting LOADS of points and then NONE AT ALL

Mostly NONE AT ALL

 

[Iguana]

Two more, then I need a little FIDDLE with the leaderboard and also a little FIDDLE so I may bash these out with a bit of quickness. It's okay I'm used to doing that.

Lucky I have a NICE ASS

 

[Tisch]

Don't get too close for these votes. 2m back! Unless you're having a cheese and wine party of course, which I assume we all *ARE*

Vote #25 of 38 – @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 (The Snow Castle of Kemi)


20 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

15 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

12 – Vanity Fairy – Disco Christmas - (All Iguana Xmas Is You)

11 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

10 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

9 – Wesley Willis – Merry Christmas - (Santaphone)

8 – Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

7- Erasure – Gaudete - (HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)

6 – Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring) - (Mulled_wine_the_Game)

5 – Broken Peak – Snowday - (Here Comes Soldi Claus)

4 – Tracey Thorn - Joy - (dmlawst christmas)

3 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

2 – Esther Filly Ridstyle – Freaky Christmas- (dUb Actually)

1 – Agnes – Love Love Love - (Penelope)

 

[octophone]

Lucky I have a NICE ASS

This ASFXMAS could have been nicknamed "The Donkey Sanctuary"

 

[win_the_game]

Did @Mulled_wine_and_game really give his 20 to the Spanish grandma?

I felt it captured the spirit of a Moopy Christmas perfectly.

 

[Iguana]

Did @Mulled_wine_and_game really give his 20 to the Spanish grandma?

You used to have so much in common

 

[Soldi]

Did I do @Mulled_wine_and_game's?

Here are @Mulled_wine_and_game's votes

Vote #23 of 38 – Mulled_wine_the_Game (An ungrateful child on Christmas morning)


20 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

15 – Wesley Willis – Merry Christmas - (Santaphone)

12 – Simon May Orchestra - Glory Be (To God On High) - (COBsus of Nazareth)

11 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

10 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

9 - Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

8 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

7 – Broken Peak – Snowday - (Here Comes Soldi Claus)

7 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

6 – Twin Shadow – Castles in the Snow - (Good Kate Wenceslas)

5 - Wiktoria – I Told Santa – (5000 Gold Rings)

4 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

3 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

2 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

1 – Esther Filly Ridstyle – Freaky Christmas- (dUb Actually)

Why are there two 7s?

 

[Iguana]

Thank you @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻!

 

[octophone]

Why are there two 7s?

Oh Christ!

 

[Tisch]

Okay @Mulled_wine_and_game's one is an easy fix!

My fault. 2-1 Lol. (it's fine, it's fine, it's fine)

Vote #23 of 38 – Mulled_wine_the_Game (An ungrateful child on Christmas morning)


20 – Leticia Sabater - Papa Noel, You're the Only One (Alla Want For Christmas Is You)

15 – Wesley Willis – Merry Christmas - (Santaphone)

12 – Simon May Orchestra - Glory Be (To God On High) - (COBsus of Nazareth)

11 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

10 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

9 - Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

8 – Malla - Irti – (Holly)

7 – Broken Peak – Snowday - (Here Comes Soldi Claus)

6 – Twin Shadow – Castles in the Snow - (Good Kate Wenceslas)

5 - Wiktoria – I Told Santa – (5000 Gold Rings)

4 – Richard X and Jarvis Cocker – Into Yule - (Superstylin’)

3 – Eels – Christmas is Going to the Dogs - (Indie Bleak Midwinter)

2 – Surfjan Stevens - Sister Winter - (Ludolph)

1 – Esther Filly Ridstyle – Freaky Christmas- (dUb Actually)


Sorry @Baby It’s Cold OutSynk

 

[Kate]

Throw cheese and wine into my mouth from 2m away pls x

 

[Tisch]

Before anyone notices, let's have the votes from @8 Musics-a-milking

[u]Vote #26 of 38 – 8 Musics-a-milking (Nutcracker) [/U]

20 – Снежинка - Анастасия Сотникова - (Baby It’s Cold OutSynk)

15 – Ice MC - It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix) - (FelizNavidAg)

12 - Malla - Irti – (Holly)

11 – Agnes – Love Love Love - (Penelope)

10 – Poly Styrene - Black Christmas - (BoysForSeles)

9 – Tegan & Sara - Make You Mine This Season - (jyxz the season)

8 – Now Now – Lonely Christmas – (Suomi)

7 - Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar - Happy, Happy Year For Us All - (ChristmasAddict)

6 – TWICE – The Feels - (Diddy Know It’s Christmas)

5 - Spray – He Came With His Sleigh - (Reindeer on Me)

4 - Anne Wilson – Kentucky Fried Christmas - (FaiRitale of New York)

3– Vanity Fairy – Disco Christmas - (All Iguana Xmas Is You)

2 - Wiktoria – I Told Santa – (5000 Gold Rings)

1 – Broken Peak – Snowday - (Here Comes Soldi Claus)

 

[Iguana]

Throw cheese and wine into my mouth from 2m away pls x

I bet you say that to all the guys

 

[Rita]

Thanks @8 Musics-a-milking xx

 

[Tisch]

Leaderboard incoming but I need to do some ADMIN first (and top up my wine I guess) so BEAR WITH ME.

 

[Raining on Me]

Ah thank you Good Wench Kateceslas you cheese and wine delight

 

[Rita]

Throw cheese and wine into my mouth from 2m away pls x

Kate it is the 22nd of December and you are isolating. DO YOU NOT HAVE SUPPLIES?

 

[octophone]

 

[RJN]

I opened the Skinnygirl wine. Its surprisingly not horrible (and only 100 calories, which google informs me is exactly 20 calories less than a normal glass of wine aka this is a scam)

 

[octophone]

 

[Lucille]

I opened the Skinnygirl wine. Its surprisingly not horrible (and only 100 calories, which google informs me is exactly 20 calories less than a normal glass of wine aka this is a scam)

How much is a bottle?

 

[Kate]

Kate it is the 22nd of December and you are isolating. DO YOU NOT HAVE SUPPLIES?

I do, but I also have a KINK

 

[Tisch]

After 26 votes! And there's a new leader..... (not Tracey Thorn soz)

Spoiler

1	Teletext Advent Calendar	Feliz NavidAg	Ag	Ice MC	It's A Rainy Day (Christmas Remix)	188​
2	Unwanted Gift Drama	Suomi	Suomi	Now Now	Lonely Christmas	174​
3	Christmas with Zu-Klara	Reindeer on Me	Raining on Me	Spray	He Came With His Sleigh	150​
4	Two Girls, One Muff	jyxz the season	jyxz	Tegan & Sara	Make You Mine This Season	129​
5	Rovaniemi Reindeer Riding School for Elves	Holly	RaspberrySwirl	Malla	Irti	125​
=6	Christmas Holly Willougby	Superstylin'	Superstylin'	Richard X and Jarvis Cocker	Into Yule	123​
=6	SHE GOT THE MALIBU BARBIE & KEN BEACH-HOUSE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SINDY & PAUL KNOCK OFF	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Erasure	Gaudete	123​
8	Snowflake	Baby It’s Cold OutSynk	OutSynk	Снежинка	Анастасия Сотникова	120​
9	An ungrateful child on Christmas morning	Mulled_wine_the_Game	win_the_game	Love Unlimited	It May Be Winter Outside (But In My Heart It's Spring)	104​
10	VV Brown	Here Comes the Soldi Clasus	Soldi	Broken Peak	Snowday	101​
=11	Doing Your Christmas Shopping on the 23rd Every Year	Penelope	Penelope	Agnes	Love Love Love	100​
=11	Pigeon Lady	dmlawst christmas	dmlaw	Tracey Thorn	Joy	100​
13	Frau Perchta	BoysForSeles	BoysForSeles	Poly Styrene	Black Christmas	92​
=14	The County Durham Xmas Tree	Hey Kratz It’s Christmas	Kratz	Delta Goodrem	Only Santa Knows	90​
=14	Old socks filled with dirt	Ludolph	Lucille	Surfjan Stevens	Sister Winter	90​
16	A Christmas Karen	All Iguana Xmas Is You	Iguana	Vanity Fairy	Disco Christmas	81​
17	Mariah's Extra Festive Vibrator	Alla Want For Christmas Is You	Alla	Leticia Sabater	Papa Noel, You're the Only One	74​
18	Mum Going to Iceland	BlitzenGiraffe	ZenGiraffe	Enya	We Wish You A Merry Christmas	73​
19	Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree	5000 Gold Rings	David 5000	Wiktoria	I Told Santa	72​
20	Gizmo	funky the snowman	Funky	Thea Gilmore	That'll Be Christmas	71​
21	The Snow Castle of Kemi	Good Kate Wenceslas	Kate	Twin Shadow	Castles in the Snow	70​
22	Gay Xmas Erotic Literature	cheap lousy jiva	Jivafox	Countess LuAnn	What Do I Want For Christmas?	68​
23	Joe McElderry mincing with a festive platter of mince pies	ChristmasAddict	SystemAddict	Magnus Carlsson & Alcazar	Happy, Happy Year For Us All	67​
24	A Walford Christmas	COBsus of Nazareth	COB	Simon May Orchestra	Glory Be (To God On High)	64​
=25	Creepy Xmas Ornament	Queen of the Bells	Queen of the Bay	Katerina Stikoudi	Ta Hristougenna Mou Esi	59​
=25	Nutcracker	8 Musics-a-milking	Music	Kaskade	Cold December	59​
27	Simpsons Christmas Boogie	Merry Tischmas!	Tisch	Anna Mae	Very Merry	50​
=28	Expired Advocaat	Santaphone	Octophone	Wesley Willis	Merry Christmas	45​
=28	The HR Team Christmas Do	You Butter Watch Out	ButterTart	Orion's Reign & Minniva	Joy to the World	45​
=30	Noel's Christmas Presents	Indie Bleak Midwinter	Indie	Eels	Christmas Is Going To the Dogs	39​
=30	Pervy Snowman	PranceRJN	RJN	No Doubt	Oi To the World	39​
32	Jingle Liano's Bells	AleXmas	Alex	Frisky and Mannish	Perfect Christmas Single	32​
33	Dawn French As a Christmas Fairy	Rhythmbaubles	Rhythmbarbican	Lenka	All My Bells Are Ringing	31​
34	Robot Santa	Diddy Know It’s Christmas	Diddy	TWICE	The Feels	28​
35	Pigs in Blankets	Chill Advised	Ill Advised	Ana Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph	Secret Santa	24​
=36	Christmas socks filled with MUD	FaiRitale of New York	Rita	Anne Wilson	Kentucky Fried Christmas	18​
=36	Mrs Claus	Jingle Beryls	Beryl	Megan Hilty	We Made It To Christmas	18​
38	Fallen Over Christmas Tree	dUb Actually	dUb	Esther Filly Ridstyle	Freaky Christmas	12​

 

[Lucille]

Current mood

 

[octophone]

 

[COB]

Thank you to everyone who has given me points! Everyone else can SWIVEL.

 

[Kate]

Ah thank you Good Wench Kateceslas you cheese and wine delight

This is totally next year's festive name

 

[Penelope]

I opened the Skinnygirl wine. Its surprisingly not horrible (and only 100 calories, which google informs me is exactly 20 calories less than a normal glass of wine aka this is a scam)

Yeah but you have to think about how that all adds up over the course of a standard 2 bottle serving

 

[RJN]

How much is a bottle?

no idea. my dad bought it for my sister and YES she was insulted

 

[Iguana]

I'm ZOOMED up (to 16)

 

[Lucille]

POOR ESTHER

 

[BoysForSeles]

Oh a couple more tens. Poly scoring better than I expected for a dub reggae ska pop track from a punk ICON.

 

[octophone]

SWIVEL.

 

[Iguana]

no idea. my dad bought it for my sister and YES she was insulted

POOR ESTHER

There are some Jewish presumptions going on here

 

[RS]

That top 2-3 looks unreacheable(sp?) now.

 

[octophone]

Oh a couple more tens. Poly scoring better than I expected for a dub reggae ska pop track from a punk ICON.

It's a beauty, that.

 

[Penelope]

I should call him...