MERRY CHRISTMAS MOOPY !

[ManicKangaroo]

Merry Christmas Moopy

 

[Beverley]

Just had chicken with Daiki, now he’s fallen asleep next to me. So cute

Haven’t done tomorrow’s video yet

What happened last night then?!

 

[COB]

I swear, if the rotter has been Daiki all along I'll be going back and DISLIKING all the videos with him in it

 

[ButterTart]

I almost entered SASH! Ft. Shayne Ward - Coming Home in ASFM but wasn't sure if his bin man on a beach look was glamourous enough for Moopy.

I've stolen this. It's mine now.

 

[SystemAddict]

I've stolen this. It's mine now.

STORY OF MY LIFE.

 

[Diddy]

What happened last night then?!

Spoiler: A bit BLUE for an Xmas thread

I posted somewhere but not sure where. Kind of the same as usual, chatting, drank some booze, then he said he was feeling hot and started stripped, then wanted to lay down on my bed, so we did.

He participated a bit for a change, I should’ve got him to do more. And I finally got the dick of death, even though it took a few goes because I’m not very slack and he was like a roll of £2 coins. But he finally succumbed to the alcohol and fell asleep by the time I got it all in so

We left on better terms than his usual gay panic, and - don’t ask me how - but I found he has a gay app on his phone

Any questions?

I swear, if the rotter has been Daiki all along I'll be going back and DISLIKING all the videos with him in it

No, it’s not Daiki diddling Diddy, though I can’t say I haven’t imagined it

 

[lolly]

I just realised I've been cooking Christmas dinner SOBER

 

[lolly]

God I hope Kylie branches out into the sherry and fortified wine market

 

[Diddy]

So brave

 

[Indie]

I just realised I've been cooking Christmas dinner SOBER

In contrast, I'm still a bit drunk from last night so I'm pottering about the kitchen achieving very little.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I only had half a bottle of wine last night.

I got so CUNTED on gin on Wednesday I'm not fully recovered.

 

[big ron]

I just realised I've been cooking Christmas dinner SOBER

 

[funky]

All the best mopsy

I’m watching all the old Christmas TOTP on iPlayer and having a lovely reminisce

 

[ButterTart]

Flagging a bit now. Need to go to the pub to replenish my electrolytes.

 

[Rita]

I’m all prepped, and just have a few bits to do. Vera and her sister are meant to be here at 2, and she doesn’t need to lift a finger for a change. I have booked her and her sister in to get their hair and nails done, followed by dinner at Andrew Fairlie at Gleneagles. She deserves the WORLD.

 

[Indie]

Flagging a bit now. Need to go to the pub to replenish my electrolytes.

Jealous. Going to the pub on Christmas day is one of my very favourite things.

 

[ButterTart]

Jealous. Going to the pub on Christmas day is one of my very favourite things.

Our timings are all to cock but I’m campaigning to get down there for last orders. If all else fails, we’re going to my sisters and there’s a rough social club opposite we can nip to.

 

[octophone]

I’m all prepped, and just have a few bits to do. Vera and her sister are meant to be here at 2, and she doesn’t need to lift a finger for a change. I have booked her and her sister in to get their hair and nails done, followed by dinner at Andrew Fairlie at Gleneagles. She deserves the WORLD.

That's marvellous.

 

[octophone]

If all else fails, we’re going to my sisters and there’s a rough social club opposite we can nip to.

Now that's proper Christmas. A Slade/Royle Family Christmas.

 

[COB]

Just been round at the neighbours' flat getting TANKED UP

 

[AGinAg (37)]

White Christmas is on. What a LOAD OF SHIT.

 

[Kate]

Right I'm up, tested negative and drinking a boozy coffee. Just need to decide what time CHRISTMAS DINNER FOR ONE will be.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just been round at the neighbours' flat getting TANKED UP

I was around for a bit as well, and all we talked about was CANCER and DEMNTIA.

Apparently after I left (to slave over a hot stove) they started gossiping like FISHWIVES

 

[octophone]

I picked up a thing of sprouts with chestnuts and vegan bacon to go with my also-vegan "steak" (or "staykk" or whetever they have to call it) . Just as well I'm not in work tomorrow because I dare say there will be windy-pops tomorrow.

 

[SystemAddict]

Right I'm up, tested negative and drinking a boozy coffee. Just need to decide what time CHRISTMAS DINNER FOR ONE will be.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

and all we talked about was CANCER and DEMNTIA.

Welcome to OLD AGE. The only other topic is the GOOD OLD DAYS.

 

[Indie]

Now in the endgame of christmas dinner prep. Time to do about 15 things at once

 

[Kratz]

Shall we get Delta in to give us a song?

 

[ButterTart]

Now that's proper Christmas. A Slade/Royle Family Christmas.

Swift half down the Feathers

I don't know if anyone ever watched Hebburn, but in the Christmas special of that they go down the local club, Swayze's, and it's basically my pub goal for every Christmas.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Turkey is in the oven, and already a bottle of prosecco drunk.

My parents don't arrive for half an hour yet...

 

[Jark]

I just found out "lunch" isn't served til 5pm. raging/turning to liquid lunch instead.

so here I am wishing you guys a merry Christmas with the gay stag.

Spoiler

 

[ButterTart]

I don't think I've ever eaten Christmas Dinner in daylight. Anywhere between 4 and 6 is pretty much standard.

 

[Soldi]

Queen Speech sync watch girls?

 

[Tisch]

I'm drinking sleepy alcohol (mulled wine) need perky alcohol stat

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don't think I've ever eaten Christmas Dinner in daylight. Anywhere between 4 and 6 is pretty much standard.

Yes, I look down on anyone who eats Christmas lunch.

 

[ButterTart]

Yes, I look down on anyone who eats Christmas lunch.

I mean, by the time we sit down to eat it's basically New Year's Eve, but still. I can't imagine getting dinner out of the way early doors and then just sitting around the rest of the day waiting for everyone to go home so I can boot up the Playstation.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She looks so frail.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The Queen​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Soldi]

Oh Germany