MERRY CHRISTMAS MOOPY !

[Tisch]

Since you asked nicely…

Here’s Craig Tracey, my local member of parliament. This is what you meant, yes?

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Don't day the secret word or hell explode! (Sad)

 

[GNL]

Love, Actually is on. I don't deserve this

 

[AlgoAlex]

Love, Actually is on. I don't deserve this

Worst film EVER

 

[GNL]

Worst film EVER

Star-studded cast though. I've already seen Tiffany from Eastenders and Toyah off Corrie.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Star-studded cast though. I've already seen Tiffany from Eastenders and Toyah off Corrie.

Wow, anyone from Hollyoaks ?

 

[lolly]

I've napped off my sherry stupor and now feel worryingly perky

 

[Jark]

Love Actually is a classic you MONSTERS.

 

[Star]

I've napped off my sherry stupor and now feel worryingly perky

Oh I was wondering where you'd got to

 

[Devil]

I’m burnt to a bloody crisp I forgot a hot Xmas has its own issues.

Should fade from beetroot to a nice TAN mind

Merry Xmas Moopians

 

[Indie]

A sunny Christmas just seems weird as a concept.

 

[SystemAddict]

If you’re looking for Hollyoaks alumni, fabulously shit Christmas horror themed film “The Children” features no less than TWO.



Synch watch SOON?

 

[ButterTart]

Love Actually is a classic you MONSTERS.

My favourite bit is where that one guy romantically confesses his love to his best mate's new wife, charmingly sowing the seeds for a potential affair and ruining all future social contact, because Richard Curtis festively believes the only black character in the film deserves to be little more than a supporting character in his own marriage.

 

[Diddy]

I’m confused. Is @Diddy know it’s Christmas gay shame girthy shag Daiki or some other tart?

Gay shame girth shag was someone else from Xmas Eve to Xmas morning.

Then Daiki came over Xmas day’s evening and no shagging sadly. Did touch his abs though

 

[GNL]

My favourite bit is where that one guy romantically confesses his love to his best mate's new wife, charmingly sowing the seeds for a potential affair and ruining all future social contact, because Richard Curtis festively believes the only black character in the film deserves to be little more than a supporting character in his own marriage.

I liked when he showed her a supercut of extreme close ups of her face from her wedding to said best mate, and she politely doesn't run out screaming.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well I survived. Happy/Merry Christmas.

 

[Kate]

My favourite bit is where that one guy romantically confesses his love to his best mate's new wife, charmingly sowing the seeds for a potential affair and ruining all future social contact, because Richard Curtis festively believes the only black character in the film deserves to be little more than a supporting character in his own marriage.

I also enjoy all the fat-shaming and general misogyny

 

[Indie]

I have never watched Love Actually. I don't think I want to, mostly because in my profession there's an awful lot of people who name their Christmas quiz team as Love, Actuary. So the whole thing can get to fuck.

 

[Diddy]

I guess you lot are winding down, so here’s my Christmas parting message

 

[Indie]

My volume was turned up far too loud for that.

 

[Diddy]

And yes Love, Actually can go ROT

It’s weird, there seems to be some sort of famous cast critical mass, where if it gets too star-studded it will always be GASH

 

[Indie]

I seem to be just swigging Madiera from the bottle again.

 

[Indie]

BORED

bed then

 

[Kate]

I don't think I've drunk enough today. Extra large gin coming up.

 

[Indie]

Pour some gin on me, Katelet.

 

[Kate]

Tits or arse?

 

[Indie]

Dealer's choice.

Whoops, sorry Moopy for the hetrosexual flirting.

 

[Kate]

BEND OVER BITCH

 

[Indie]

Can I at least get a towel ready?

 

[Kate]

Actually don't bend over, the gin will just run off everywhere

We're gonna need a FUNNEL

 

[Indie]

Frankly, I will take booze anywhere. This seems fine.

 

[RJN]

Reading this feels almost invasive

 

[Lucille]

Well I’ve just awoken feeling SHOCKING.

 

[RJN]

Well I’ve just awoken feeling SHOCKING.

In that you have extra energy and feel amazing?

 

[Inner Smile]

Its all over

WELL NOT FOR ME

 

[Lucille]

I’ve poured a whisky hoping it’ll make me pass out.

 

[Diddy]

I’ve poured a whisky hoping it’ll make me pass out.

Watch my new YouTube video! That’ll help you pass out

 

[Lucille]

I do find your voice ESPECIALLY SOOTHING.

 

[Inner Smile]

I do find your voice ESPECIALLY SOOTHING.

I think you've had enough shags this year

 

[Lucille]

I think you've had enough shags this year

Literally ONE.

 

[Inner Smile]

Literally ONE.