Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Could I go against the grain and declare that I know I'm NOT going to win, but then there's no accounting for all of your taste 
Should I move it to Dark Moopy?I always thought that was a nose at the front, but it’s actually an ANUS!


The travellers cheques were worth the heartache for that KEiiNO moment when it was revealed you’d got like four million points.What a MOMENT though. It was like my birthday.![]()
I want to win a normal contest. I’ve got my speed round win but I need to know I can still serve the goods when people have had time to listen to the song properly.One day, I would just like a semi-decent top 10/20 finish. Apart from my flukey win I always end on a really BORING number. Wow 26th, I feel nothing.
Of course I also really want to win again.
I can confirm I’m not winning this time but that’s only because I “don’t like camp music” and you lot all do
(Kylie part 2 #comingsoon)
if being camp was the key to victory it would be a hell of a lot more FUNThird Party Lover was my best chance at winning, and it failed TWICE.
I am not playing to win anymore. I am playing for revenge.
Third Party Lover was a moral victor though.Third Party Lover was my best chance at winning, and it failed TWICE.
I am not playing to win anymore. I am playing for revenge.
You really shouldn't encourage himThird Party Lover was a moral victor though.

I threatened to play to win after Worldvision…. And I did!
Then again, I also played to win with Acus ‘Peluche Peligroso’ and she came last in ASFM Iguana

I threatened to play to win after Worldvision…. And I did!
Then again, I also played to win with Acus ‘Peluche Peligroso’ and she came last in ASFM Iguana

You must have the highest positions without winning surely.Some cute posts here about winning.
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The Saaraa Aalto of the competition.That’s what I won withOh, and Balkan balcony bandits. That was lethal.

Oh come OFF ITif being camp was the key to victory it would be a hell of a lot more FUN

I also thought Suki Suki had potential but inevitably was pushed to 4th by the BASICS.what does this mean?the Tummy Swords voting bloc though.
I'd like to table a motion to disenfranchise them please.the Tummy Swords voting bloc though
I asked what tummy swords meant a while back but I've forgotten the answer. I think it's something to do with seppuku.what does this mean?
Honestly I'm still none the wiser. I also voted other because there was no option for 'in bed with a Horlicks, fingering through my Bible'.Why don’t we ask the voters of this poll.![]()
I know what Tummy swords is, just not who the tummy swords voting block is![]()
