ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Enjoy your death trap, ladies.
I see lesbian in a thread title and I have to check out the thread.
I think there's something in slimfast that gives me a dodgy tummy.
What was her problem?Enjoy your death trap, ladies.
I wondered if it was the sweetener! I thought it was the milk so I tried it with oat milk but I was the same.It'll be the sweetener. Zero-calorie sugar-replacements are notorious for giving you the tom-tits. If I have two cups of coffee with Erithrytol instead of sugar I'm on the toilet explosively for the rest of the day, prior to that my stomach gurgles and bubbles loudly. Two coffees with sugar in causes no ill effects of any kind.

I like the way Nor Gib thinks.Motion for all daily threads to be Simpsons quotes.
Do we have a "how often do you have sex in a relationship" thread on moopy?
Ideally yes. Self pleasure is a separate topicDepends. Does he have to be there or not?

I’ve sold daily thread titles to Digital Spy, Popjustice and Mumsnet and boy did it put THEM on the MAP!Motion for all daily threads to be Simpsons quotes.
I didn't say I was aloneIdeally yes. Self pleasure is a separate topic![]()

I didn't say I was alone![]()
naughty.What about us brain dead slobs?I’ve sold daily thread titles to Digital Spy, Popjustice and Mumsnet and boy did it put THEM on the MAP!
You’ll be given cushy jobs!What about us brain dead slobs?
I wondered if it was the sweetener! I thought it was the milk so I tried it with oat milk but I was the same.
But I always have sugar free drinks with sweetener and I'm ok![]()

That's interesting! I've just googled and Slimfast uses sucralose. I had no idea I was affected by it. I'm going to see what other products it's in and try a couple and see if I have the same issues!Most pop uses aspartame and acesulfame as the sweetener because they work well in liquids and they don't cause stomach problems, it's the others such as Xylitol, Erithrytol and Sucralose that cause problems. Erythritol not as much because it just passes straight through the intestines intact, it doesn't affect blood sugar and roughly 90% of it is peed out but the others can trigger Type 2 diabetes and gastro-intestinal problems if you have too much of them. It's really interesting researching how sweetener is produced. Sucralose (in those diet shakes) is a chlorinated sugar compound, chlorine is toxic to humans. Erythritol is basically cornstarch glucose fermented with yeast. I'm only in the sweetener market because of the gobfull of condemned property in my mouth (saving my teeth).
It’s disgusting.I am never buying reduced sugar jam again for this reason.
The sucralose was just too much for even herI do personally hope she’s DEAD
That POOR WOMANI do personally hope she’s DEAD
It's just too much. She's a divorced woman for god's sake!That POOR WOMAN
I mean if even Bernard Manning can’t put up with chocolate kisses on the bedsheets because she forgot to wipe, what hope does she have of finding love ever again?It's just too much. She's a divorced woman for god's sake!
Axe-throwing tonight has been postponed to a future date. Mr F had no idea his prezzy was a PS5 so he was extremely happy with it, he'll be setting it up himself though as I don't have a clue. It was problems setting up the PS3 that brought me to Moopy nearly fifteen years ago!