UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[RJN]

She’s “right” that if you’re already working in the same room as someone, and likely eating meals while you’re there all the time, adding a cake doesn’t increase the Covid risk. But it still shows a lack of compassion and the ability to see why the actions were wrong and set a bad example

 

[ButterTart]

I'm in desperate need of clarification if this is a joke or not.

I think it's genuine I've done some science and discovered that 'Pingu' is an anagram of 'I am Mark Fracois', as long as you change some of the letters

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She’s “right” that if you’re already working in the same room as someone, and likely eating meals while you’re there all the time, adding a cake doesn’t increase the Covid risk. But it still shows a lack of compassion and the ability to see why the actions were wrong and set a bad example

It also ignores the laws that were in place at the time, drafted and confirmed in the very room the cake was served in.

 

[ButterTart]

She’s “right” that if you’re already working in the same room as someone, and likely eating meals while you’re there all the time, adding a cake doesn’t increase the Covid risk. But it still shows a lack of compassion and the ability to see why the actions were wrong and set a bad example

I work in the civil service and congregating for any reason was explicitly against the rules. We couldn't even have more than two people in the canteen at once.

 

[lolly]

And singing indoors (be it Happy Birthday or otherwise) was definitely not allowed

 

[RJN]

It also ignores the laws that were in place at the time, drafted and confirmed in the very room the cake was served in.

Well that’s what I mean, there’s more to it than the actual Covid risk

 

[GNL]

And Carrie and her interior designer definitely weren't working in the cabinet office.

 

[Pingu]

I'm in desperate need of clarification if this is a joke or not.

Find out tonight at 8pm in this thread.

 

[ButterTart]

And Carrie and her interior designer definitely weren't working in the cabinet office.

Well, not unless they were retouching the skirting boards.

 

[big ron]

Find out tonight at 8pm in this thread.

BIG REVEAL

 

[GNL]

 

[big ron]

Bet every single one of them has a bit of faux distressed wood that says It’s Gin O’Clock

 

[funky]

The last 2 pages of this thread has had me chuckling this afternoon

Move over Private Eye!

 

[Tisch]

Meanwhile here's how the Germans are reporting it

 

[Kate]

Dilyn the dog is so cute tho GIVE HIM TO ME

 

[Christian]

You wanted a plot twist?

Well now Sue MIGHT publish her report before the police investigation is done after all!

 

[ButterTart]

Have it, you fat fuck.

 

[RS]

Meanwhile here's how the Germans are reporting it

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Him wanking is an image I didn’t need to have.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

You wanted a plot twist?

Well now Sue MIGHT publish her report before the police investigation is done after all!

OKRRRRRRRR

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Have it, you fat fuck.

 

[jivafox]

Says here you’re a lying cunt

 

[funky]

Have it, you fat fuck.

 

[funky]

Not that we support fatism here on moopy, but @ButterTart does know how to turn an insult into poetry.

 

[Penelope]

Gasp

 

[RJN]

“On a day of timetable twists and turns, the final decision on publication is in hands of PM?”

Might he block it?

 

[VoR]

Surely he'll only allow it to come out if it's a complete whitewash?

 

[dmlaw]

I'd have thought he would realise that attempting to block it would only result in it getting leaked faster than a Downing Street employee shotguns a bottle of red.

 

[Indie]

Well that's my evening sorted.

 

[Indie]

I wonder if it's as good as her previous book, 50 shades of Sue Gray

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Well that's my evening sorted.

I don't normally do school night drinking but I might need some wine for this

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Can we please have a Sue Gray Moopy banner AT THE READY if possible @Moderator sexiness thanks

 

[ButterTart]

I thought I read earlier that No 10 aren’t involved in the decision on when to release it?

Either way, the contents are so bad our Sue felt the need to involve the police so if she releases it he’s fucked, if he suppressed it it’s essentially an admission of how bad it is and he’s still fucked

 

[AlgoAlex]

Here’s hoping he gets stuck at 37

 

[GNL]

"This investigation has been commissioned to look into allegations that Downing Street staff (referred to herein as "frontline heroes") took time off from their incredibly hard work building back better, levelling up the north, and deploying a world-beating vaccine rollout to 'attend parties'.

One whistle-blower alleged that a party was held to celebrate The Home Office successfully securing our borders against the plague of economic migrants that constantly burden our NHS and welfare system. We have not been able to ascertain the veracity of this claim."

 

[dmlaw]

Here’s hoping he gets stuck at 37
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Here's hoping that the reason he gets stuck at 37 is the same one that took down Perceval.

 

[Kratz]

I hope Sue Gray is working from home whilst she does this just to make them extra mad.

‘Sorry Prime Minister, just let me turn down CORRIE’

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can we please have a Sue Gray Moopy banner AT THE READY if possible @Moderator sexiness thanks

cc: @COB

Maybe include PIPPA CRERAR and PAUL BRAND

 

[ZenGiraffe]

PUMP IT INTO MY VEINS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

On this occasion I hope not see a Tory PM fucking a dead pigs head.

That said if Boris is the dead pig it might be OK.

 

[Penelope]

Can't wait for the photos of Boris going full Kinga with a wine bottle in the garden