Christina Aguilera - Your Body

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Ugh what a SONG and VIDEO!



This actually did PRETTY WELL at the time considering LEGEND X did absolutely zero promotion for it (16 UK // 34 USA - did she EVER do a live performance of it??), and I genuinely believe had she bothered to actually PROMOTE IT a bit more it really could have done a lot better.

I honestly challenge even SEASONED XTINA HATERS to try and sit through the video and not enjoy it, even for a moment - a total full-circle moment in regards to an artist understanding their excesses.

Her BEST SONG..?

 

[RJN]

Just one drink and the reminder of this song makes me want to go to a club tonight

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Just one drink and the reminder of this song makes me want to go to a club tonight

 

[RJN]

Imagine hearing this, Not Myself Tonight, and Dirrty in one night. You’d have no choice but to fuck multiple strangers

 

[RJN]

Imagine hearing this, Not Myself Tonight, and Dirrty in one night. You’d have no choice but to fuck multiple strangers

I’m calling this my Xtina top 3

 

[Inner Smile]

Decent but it doesn't wow me

Top 5 Christina singles:

1. FIGHTER
2. Can't Hold Us Down
3. The Voice Within
4. Genie In A Bottle
5. Dirrty

Yes, I like Stripped

 

[Penelope]

Imagine hearing this, Not Myself Tonight, and Dirrty in one night. You’d have no choice but to fuck multiple strangers

I OFTEN DID!

 

[Penelope]

It's a complete and utter 10, of course. Disgusting it wasn't transatlantic number 1 for at least a month

 

[Penelope]

OMG the last minute of the song and video are simply just TOO MUCH

QUEEN! 12! 4 MILLION! SAY!

 

[GNL]

The cowardice of not releasing the FUCK YOUR BODY version.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

honestly queens can I admit something? I'm hoping this is a SAFE SPACE: I was PUZZLED by The Voice Within being a SINGLE after 4 undeniable desperately-needed-to-be-released-moments from Madame X?

Infatuation and in particular, IMPOSSIBLE were the obvious further singles to me...am I WRONG?

 

[Devil]

She’s a grade A cunt and it was delicious to watch her flop (again), but I can’t deny it. The song is magnificent and the video is on point

 

[straightorbroken]

I feel airtight just thinking about it.

She must really enjoy cuckolding her fans as this was all set to become a hit and yet ... no performances except that bizarre drumming on tin cans "bit" she participated on. Oh Xtina.

 

[dUb]

She is absolutely wretched but this is undeniable.

 

[Apoca]

To-NIGHT'S YOUR LUCKY NIGHT!

I KNOW YOU WAAAA - Say. SAY! HEEEEEY.

 

[Apoca]

DOUZE! A fucking belter.

Your Body and Blank Page should have done much better as a one-two punch from Lotus than they did. But of course, I'd imagine she dislikes the album immensely, being pressured and rushed into releasing it by the record label and STIFLING HER CREATIVITÉ - so she never promoted it. Say. HA!

 

[VoR]

I quite like it

She's still a terrible human being though.

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE!

 

[Kratz]

This seems much older, I forgot it was from Locust.

TEN

 

[Kratz]

But does anything compare to Not Myself Tonight for wanting to go out and get dirrttty?*


*home by midnight

 

[Sheena]

But does anything compare to Not Myself Tonight for wanting to go out and get dirrttty?*


*home by midnight

EXACTLY

Your Body is top notch but it pales in comparison to the ALL TIME CHEAP GAY SLUT ANTHEM that is Not Myself Tonight.

I’ve gotten myself horny just by mentioning the title.

 

[Jark]

an 8 or a 9. a good song, but that electropop production did not age well.

iconically cunty video, naturellement

 

[PercyPig]

Is there not LEWD version of this song then? Or am I mistaking it for that Enrique song?

 

[Kratz]

I’ve gotten myself horny just by mentioning the title.

And if anybody doesn’t like it FUCK YOU!

 

[COB]

Is there not LEWD version of this song then? Or am I mistaking it for that Enrique song?

There's a FUCK your body version, yes

 

[COB]

And yes, it's obviously a high point of human culture and deserved to be number one for a year.

 

[Kratz]

This calls for a SORRY I’M NOT A VIRGIN SORRY I’M NOT A SLUT playlist

 

[COB]

I can hear someone playing this from the other room, and I'm getting (sexual) thrills at every obnoxious HA and SAY I can just about hear

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[COB]

I think you already KNOW MY NAME

 

[Loufoque]

I unapologetically stanned at the time. But these days, I have very little desire to listen to Christina. Her energy is extremely negative and aggressive.

That being said, this is objectively a bawp.

 

[Halli]

very strong I really thought this was going to get her back into the top 10

This is going to be a Banger for Brighton

 

[Penelope]

Is "TONIGHT'S YOUR LUCKY NIGHT!" after "ALL I WANNA DO IS FUCK YOUR BODY" the cuntiest lyric EVER sung (other than "SAY!")? EITHER WAY I LOVE IT

 

[Apoca]

Also, if there's one song that has been crafted entirely for a Lip-SYNCH for your life/legacy - this is the one!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The spectacular Not Myself Tonight video is in desperate need of a HD re-upload



I don't really compare noted BANGER FOR BRIGHTON Your Body to Not Myself Tonight though. Your Body is just such a big gay-pop RUSH that obviously borrows from the Moroder book of tricks, Not Myself Tonight is basically CRABS ON WAX!

 

[RJN]

Me blasting this rolling into the club (Covid testing site for the 100th time) today

I think you already know my name

 

[straightorbroken]

The spectacular Not Myself Tonight video is in desperate need of a HD re-upload



I don't really compare noted BANGER FOR BRIGHTON Your Body to Not Myself Tonight though. Your Body is just such a big gay-pop RUSH that obviously borrows from the Moroder book of tricks, Not Myself Tonight is basically CRABS ON WAX!

Cos I do give a aaaaAAAAAAAAA:

 

[GNL]

I unapologetically stanned at the time. But these days, I have very little desire to listen to Christina. Her energy is extremely negative and aggressive.

That being said, this is objectively a bawp.

Maybe your energy isn't negative and aggressive ENOUGH, have you considered THAT?

 

[K.C.]

She's a very LAST RESORT kinda artist for me these days .

 

[Loufoque]

Maybe your energy isn't negative and aggressive ENOUGH, have you considered THAT?

It's a possibility babe. I mean, I say this but I know we're going to cut to me on an X-T binge in about six months with a fully distended buss as a result.