ASFM: Back To Basics - THE RESULTS

[dmlaw]

We may have started off with no theme and ended up with two, but we’ve now nearly reached the end. Join me at 2pm to discover who will be joining our glittering parade of winners and who will just need to try again next time.

Spoiler: Final leaderboard

FINAL LEADERBOARD

1 Bon Bon(jour) Bitch (Juliette Armanet - Le Dernier Jour du Disco: Beverley) 237
2 The most basic flag I could find (Elsa Esnoult - Androgyne: OutSynk) 229
3 Tanganyika Territory (Anz ft. George Riley - You Could Be: Kate) 228
4 Anarchy (Cobrah - Good Puss: Superstylin') 201
5 City of Moscow (Polina Gagarina - Спектакль окончен: straightorbroken) 184
6 Free State of Fiume (Alba August - Killing Time: Alex) 176
7 Flag of the Knights Templar (Le Sport - Tell No One About Tonight: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 176
8 Brazil (Laelia - Flatline: Raining On Me) 171
9 Jesus Flag (Antilles - You And Me: Suomi) 170
10 St. Petersburg (Shortparis - Страшно: Lucille) 170
11 North Caucasian Emirate (Adelen - Obsessed: Kratz) 160
12 United States of America (Gabry Ponte x LUM!X x Prezioso - Thunder: RJN) 157
13 Nick Jonas (Lova - Dance For The Hell Of It: Ill Advised) 154
14 Syldavia (Kite - Teenage Bliss: ButterTart) 145
15 The Ocean (Mike Batt featuring Deniece Williams - Dancing Towards Disaster: Pingu) 140
16 Sicily (This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren: Ag) 140
17 Haemorrhoids (Amadou & Mariam - Sabali: Penelope) 137
18 Aladdinsaneland (Eliza Shaddad - Now You're Alone: Iguana) 133
19 Glückstadt City (DEAD BLONDE - Мальчик на девятке: jyxz) 128
20 Japan (MAX - Get My Love!: COB) 127
21 Leather Pride (Chromatics - Famous Monsters: win_the_game) 123
22 Sweden (Caramell - Vad Heter Du?: ZenGiraffe) 120
23 Republic of Pontus (La Femma - Va: RaspberrySwirl) 119
24 Lebanon (Myriam Fares - Nadini: Soldi) 108
25 Lesbian flag (Andriana Babali - Den 'in arga: Queen of the Bay) 102
26 Twin Peaks (Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance: jivafox) 73
27 Send Nudes (Karen Harding x Shift K£Y - Morning: Music) 67
28 Oz (Dorothy - What's Coming To Me: dmlaw) 67
29 I Need A Tug (Amyl and the Sniffers - Hertz: BoysForSeles) 65
30 Bogota (Bomba Estereo - Amar Asi: ZZ) 64
31 The United States of JANFT (Malena Gracia - Loca: Alla) 64
32 Cair Paravel (First Aid Kit - Come Give Me Love: Barnacle) 61
33 Hawaii (Hard Feelings - Dangerous: funky) 60
34 Ust-Yansky District, Russia (King Princess - Talia: dUb) 59
35 Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags (Skillet - Feel Invincible: rhythmbandit) 56
36 Lesbania SSR (t.A.T.u. - White Robe: Diddy) 50
37 SLAMsterdam (Sophie Straat ft. Goldband - Tweede Kamer: Tisch) 36
38 Blossom (Yana Perrault - Games You Play: Berly) 36
39 Päijät-Häme (Korpiklaani - Vodka: Indie) 34
40 Helen Worth Not Topless (Matt Zarley - Trust Me: SystemAddict) 33
41 It's Just Basic Grammar (R3hab & Quintino - Freak: Rita) 25
42 Le Havre (Charli XCX, Christine, Caroline Polachek - New Shapes: Suedey) 0

 

[Soldi]

Ooh I thought this was tomorrow!

 

[Beverley]

Minor screm

 

[Beverley]

Screm in A minor*

 

[RS]

I’m not home so will only be popping in occasionaly.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'll be dipping in and out, by which I mean pressing refresh frantically even if I can't post

 

[ButterTart]

I’m out but I’m planning to be very antisocial and spend most of my time refreshing this thread. I feel slightly more confident for my beautiful, beautiful song after yesterday.

 

[Diddy]

I might be able to join until it becomes apparent that I have indeed done badly despite an decent couple of points at the start. And then hang around annoyed for a while later even though I really need sleep

 

[Iguana]

@dmlaw have you located the nearest board game cafe to run the results from?

 

[Kratz]

Very exited (on behalf of myself and the lovely Adelen, wherever she is).

 

[straightorbroken]

I thought this was 3pm. I'm impressed this is happening so swiftly, Taylor. I don't know what I'm going to do with my busy schedule of being stuck indoors with the rain

 

[straightorbroken]

Screm in A minor*

*screams in Russian*

 

[Diddy]

I thought this was 3pm. I'm impressed this is happening so swiftly, Taylor. I don't know what I'm going to do with my busy schedule of being stuck indoors with the rain

Put your Swiffers up

 

[dmlaw]

Five minutes

@Ag
@Alex
@Alla
@Barnacle
@Berly
@Beverley
@BoysForSeles
@ButterTart
@COB
@Diddy
@dmlaw
@dUb
@funky
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@Iguana
@Ill Advised
@Indie
@jivafox
@jyxz
@Kate
@Kratz
@Lucille
@Music
@OutSynk
@Penelope
@Pingu
@Queen of the Bay
@Raining On Me
@RaspberrySwirl
@rhythmbandit
@Rita
@RJN
@Soldi
@straightorbroken
@Suedey
@Suomi
@Superstylin'
@SystemAddict
@Tisch
@win_the_game
@ZenGiraffe
@ZZ

 

[Penelope]

CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC this time

 

[RJN]

I was planning to sleep in today but my body knew better and woke me up just in time for this

 

[Soldi]

I’m HERE

I was optimistic about how well I’d do but it got quite a MUTE response during the reveals yesterday.

 

[RJN]

I’m HERE

I was optimistic about how well I’d do but it got quite a MUTE response during the reveals yesterday.

Same. I’ve had to revise my expectations way down

 

[dmlaw]

Here are your contenders. In just a few short hours, one of these songs will join the illustrious list of giants entitled to call themselves an ASFM winner.

Aladdinsaneland (Eliza Shaddad - Now You're Alone: Iguana)
Anarchy (Cobrah - Good Puss: Superstylin')
Blossom (Yana Perrault - Games You Play: Berly)
Bogota (Bomba Estereo - Amar Asi: ZZ)
Bon Bon(jour) Bitch (Juliette Armanet - Le Dernier Jour du Disco: Beverley)
Brazil (Laelia - Flatline: Raining On Me)
Cair Paravel (First Aid Kit - Come Give Me Love: Barnacle)
City of Moscow (Polina Gagarina - Спектакль окончен: straightorbroken)
Flag of the Knights Templar (Le Sport - Tell No One About Tonight: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
Free State of Fiume (Alba August - Killing Time: Alex)
Glückstadt City (DEAD BLONDE - Мальчик на девятке: jyxz)
Haemorrhoids (Amadou & Mariam - Sabali: Penelope)
Hawaii (Hard Feelings - Dangerous: funky)
Helen Worth Not Topless (Matt Zarley - Trust Me: SystemAddict)
I Need A Tug (Amyl and the Sniffers - Hertz: BoysForSeles)
It's Just Basic Grammar (R3hab & Quintino - Freak: Rita)
Japan (MAX - Get My Love!: COB)
Jesus Flag (Antilles - You And Me: Suomi)
Le Havre (Charli XCX, Christine, Caroline Polachek - New Shapes: Suedey)
Leather Pride (Chromatics - Famous Monsters: win_the_game)
Lebanon (Myriam Fares - Nadini: Soldi)
Lesbania SSR (t.A.T.u. - White Robe: Diddy)
Lesbian flag (Andriana Babali - Den 'in arga: Queen of the Bay)
Nick Jonas (Lova - Dance For The Hell Of It: Ill Advised)
North Caucasian Emirate (Adelen - Obsessed: Kratz)
Oz (Dorothy - What's Coming To Me: dmlaw)
Päijät-Häme (Korpiklaani - Vodka: Indie)
Republic of Pontus (La Femma - Va: RaspberrySwirl)
Send Nudes (Karen Harding x Shift K£Y - Morning: Music)
Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags (Skillet - Feel Invincible: rhythmbandit)
Sicily (This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren: Ag)
SLAMsterdam (Sophie Straat ft. Goldband - Tweede Kamer: Tisch)
St. Petersburg (Shortparis - Страшно: Lucille)
Sweden (Caramell - Vad Heter Du?: ZenGiraffe)
Syldavia (Kite - Teenage Bliss: ButterTart)
Tanganyika Territory (Anz ft. George Riley - You Could Be: Kate)
The most basic flag I could find (Elsa Esnoult - Androgyne: OutSynk)
The Ocean (Mike Batt featuring Deniece Williams - Dancing Towards Disaster: Pingu)
The United States of JANFT (Malena Gracia - Loca: Alla)
Twin Peaks (Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance: jivafox)
United States of America (Gabry Ponte x LUM!X x Prezioso - Thunder: RJN)
Ust-Yansky District, Russia (King Princess - Talia: dUb)

 

[funky]

How many didn’t vote in the end?

You know so we can throw rotten cabbages at them?

 

[Iguana]

Here are your contenders. In just a few short hours, one of these songs will join the illustrious list of giants entitled to call themselves an ASFM winner.

Aladdinsaneland (Eliza Shaddad - Now You're Alone: Iguana)
Anarchy (Cobrah - Good Puss: Superstylin')
Blossom (Yana Perrault - Games You Play: Berly)
Bogota (Bomba Estereo - Amar Asi: ZZ)
Bon Bon(jour) Bitch (Juliette Armanet - Le Dernier Jour du Disco: Beverley)
Brazil (Laelia - Flatline: Raining On Me)
Cair Paravel (First Aid Kit - Come Give Me Love: Barnacle)
City of Moscow (Polina Gagarina - ????????? ???????: straightorbroken)
Flag of the Knights Templar (Le Sport - Tell No One About Tonight: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
Free State of Fiume (Alba August - Killing Time: Alex)
Glückstadt City (DEAD BLONDE - ??????? ?? ???????: jyxz)
Haemorrhoids (Amadou & Mariam - Sabali: Penelope)
Hawaii (Hard Feelings - Dangerous: funky)
Helen Worth Not Topless (Matt Zarley - Trust Me: SystemAddict)
I Need A Tug (Amyl and the Sniffers - Hertz: BoysForSeles)
It's Just Basic Grammar (R3hab & Quintino - Freak: Rita)
Japan (MAX - Get My Love!: COB)
Jesus Flag (Antilles - You And Me: Suomi)
Le Havre (Charli XCX, Christine, Caroline Polachek - New Shapes: Suedey)
Leather Pride (Chromatics - Famous Monsters: win_the_game)
Lebanon (Myriam Fares - Nadini: Soldi)
Lesbania SSR (t.A.T.u. - White Robe: Diddy)
Lesbian flag (Andriana Babali - Den 'in arga: Queen of the Bay)
Nick Jonas (Lova - Dance For The Hell Of It: Ill Advised)
North Caucasian Emirate (Adelen - Obsessed: Kratz)
Oz (Dorothy - What's Coming To Me: dmlaw)
Päijät-Häme (Korpiklaani - Vodka: Indie)
Republic of Pontus (La Femma - Va: RaspberrySwirl)
Send Nudes (Karen Harding x Shift K£Y - Morning: Music)
Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags (Skillet - Feel Invincible: rhythmbandit)
Sicily (This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren: Ag)
SLAMsterdam (Sophie Straat ft. Goldband - Tweede Kamer: Tisch)
St. Petersburg (Shortparis - ???????: Lucille)
Sweden (Caramell - Vad Heter Du?: ZenGiraffe)
Syldavia (Kite - Teenage Bliss: ButterTart)
Tanganyika Territory (Anz ft. George Riley - You Could Be: Kate)
The most basic flag I could find (Elsa Esnoult - Androgyne: OutSynk)
The Ocean (Mike Batt featuring Deniece Williams - Dancing Towards Disaster: Pingu)
The United States of JANFT (Malena Gracia - Loca: Alla)
Twin Peaks (Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance: jivafox)
United States of America (Gabry Ponte x LUM!X x Prezioso - Thunder: RJN)
Ust-Yansky District, Russia (King Princess - Talia: dUb)

Yaaas coming first

 

[Diddy]

Is there a bonus for homemade flags?

 

[dmlaw]

We begin with some housekeeping. Sadly, @Suedey was not able to vote and so his song, Charli XCX, Christine, Caroline Polachek - New Shapes, has been removed from the competition. I hope being trampled by that herd of stampeding buffalo didn't hurt too much.

 

[dmlaw]

It's the singers I feel sorry for. They've been denied this opportunity for some much needed exposure and will now disappear back into obscurity. Their careers may never recover.

 

[Iguana]

Well I'm glad I submitted a backup vote then

 

[dmlaw]

As such, here is your opening leaderboard.

1 Aladdinsaneland (Eliza Shaddad - Now You're Alone: Iguana) 0
2 Anarchy (Cobrah - Good Puss: Superstylin') 0
3 Blossom (Yana Perrault - Games You Play: Berly) 0
4 Bogota (Bomba Estereo - Amar Asi: ZZ) 0
5 Bon Bon(jour) Bitch (Juliette Armanet - Le Dernier Jour du Disco: Beverley) 0
6 Brazil (Laelia - Flatline: Raining On Me) 0
7 Cair Paravel (First Aid Kit - Come Give Me Love: Barnacle) 0
8 City of Moscow (Polina Gagarina - Спектакль окончен: straightorbroken) 0
9 Flag of the Knights Templar (Le Sport - Tell No One About Tonight: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 0
10 Free State of Fiume (Alba August - Killing Time: Alex) 0
11 Glückstadt City (DEAD BLONDE - Мальчик на девятке: jyxz) 0
12 Haemorrhoids (Amadou & Mariam - Sabali: Penelope) 0
13 Hawaii (Hard Feelings - Dangerous: funky) 0
14 Helen Worth Not Topless (Matt Zarley - Trust Me: SystemAddict) 0
15 I Need A Tug (Amyl and the Sniffers - Hertz: BoysForSeles) 0
16 It's Just Basic Grammar (R3hab & Quintino - Freak: Rita) 0
17 Japan (MAX - Get My Love!: COB) 0
18 Jesus Flag (Antilles - You And Me: Suomi) 0
19 Leather Pride (Chromatics - Famous Monsters: win_the_game) 0
20 Lebanon (Myriam Fares - Nadini: Soldi) 0
21 Lesbania SSR (t.A.T.u. - White Robe: Diddy) 0
22 Lesbian flag (Andriana Babali - Den 'in arga: Queen of the Bay) 0
23 Nick Jonas (Lova - Dance For The Hell Of It: Ill Advised) 0
24 North Caucasian Emirate (Adelen - Obsessed: Kratz) 0
25 Oz (Dorothy - What's Coming To Me: dmlaw) 0
26 Päijät-Häme (Korpiklaani - Vodka: Indie) 0
27 Republic of Pontus (La Femma - Va: RaspberrySwirl) 0
28 Send Nudes (Karen Harding x Shift K£Y - Morning: Music) 0
29 Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags (Skillet - Feel Invincible: rhythmbandit) 0
30 Sicily (This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren: Ag) 0
31 SLAMsterdam (Sophie Straat ft. Goldband - Tweede Kamer: Tisch) 0
32 St. Petersburg (Shortparis - Страшно: Lucille) 0
33 Sweden (Caramell - Vad Heter Du?: ZenGiraffe) 0
34 Syldavia (Kite - Teenage Bliss: ButterTart) 0
35 Tanganyika Territory (Anz ft. George Riley - You Could Be: Kate) 0
36 The most basic flag I could find (Elsa Esnoult - Androgyne: OutSynk) 0
37 The Ocean (Mike Batt featuring Deniece Williams - Dancing Towards Disaster: Pingu) 0
38 The United States of JANFT (Malena Gracia - Loca: Alla) 0
39 Twin Peaks (Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance: jivafox) 0
40 United States of America (Gabry Ponte x LUM!X x Prezioso - Thunder: RJN) 0
41 Ust-Yansky District, Russia (King Princess - Talia: dUb) 0

 

[Iguana]

@Suedey

 

[RJN]

It's the singers I feel sorry for. They've been denied this opportunity for some much needed exposure and will now disappear back into obscurity. Their careers may never recover.

But... like... this is kind of true for all of them

 

[straightorbroken]

Put your Swiffers up

Is that Japanese for lighters?

 

[RJN]

As such, here is your opening leaderboard.

1 Aladdinsaneland (Eliza Shaddad - Now You're Alone: Iguana) 0
2 Anarchy (Cobrah - Good Puss: Superstylin') 0
3 Blossom (Yana Perrault - Games You Play: Berly) 0
4 Bogota (Bomba Estereo - Amar Asi: ZZ) 0
5 Bon Bon(jour) Bitch (Juliette Armanet - Le Dernier Jour du Disco: Beverley) 0
6 Brazil (Laelia - Flatline: Raining On Me) 0
7 Cair Paravel (First Aid Kit - Come Give Me Love: Barnacle) 0
8 City of Moscow (Polina Gagarina - ????????? ???????: straightorbroken) 0
9 Flag of the Knights Templar (Le Sport - Tell No One About Tonight: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 0
10 Free State of Fiume (Alba August - Killing Time: Alex) 0
11 Glückstadt City (DEAD BLONDE - ??????? ?? ???????: jyxz) 0
12 Haemorrhoids (Amadou & Mariam - Sabali: Penelope) 0
13 Hawaii (Hard Feelings - Dangerous: funky) 0
14 Helen Worth Not Topless (Matt Zarley - Trust Me: SystemAddict) 0
15 I Need A Tug (Amyl and the Sniffers - Hertz: BoysForSeles) 0
16 It's Just Basic Grammar (R3hab & Quintino - Freak: Rita) 0
17 Japan (MAX - Get My Love!: COB) 0
18 Jesus Flag (Antilles - You And Me: Suomi) 0
19 Leather Pride (Chromatics - Famous Monsters: win_the_game) 0
20 Lebanon (Myriam Fares - Nadini: Soldi) 0
21 Lesbania SSR (t.A.T.u. - White Robe: Diddy) 0
22 Lesbian flag (Andriana Babali - Den 'in arga: Queen of the Bay) 0
23 Nick Jonas (Lova - Dance For The Hell Of It: Ill Advised) 0
24 North Caucasian Emirate (Adelen - Obsessed: Kratz) 0
25 Oz (Dorothy - What's Coming To Me: dmlaw) 0
26 Päijät-Häme (Korpiklaani - Vodka: Indie) 0
27 Republic of Pontus (La Femma - Va: RaspberrySwirl) 0
28 Send Nudes (Karen Harding x Shift K£Y - Morning: Music) 0
29 Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags (Skillet - Feel Invincible: rhythmbandit) 0
30 Sicily (This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren: Ag) 0
31 SLAMsterdam (Sophie Straat ft. Goldband - Tweede Kamer: Tisch) 0
32 St. Petersburg (Shortparis - ???????: Lucille) 0
33 Sweden (Caramell - Vad Heter Du?: ZenGiraffe) 0
34 Syldavia (Kite - Teenage Bliss: ButterTart) 0
35 Tanganyika Territory (Anz ft. George Riley - You Could Be: Kate) 0
36 The most basic flag I could find (Elsa Esnoult - Androgyne: OutSynk) 0
37 The Ocean (Mike Batt featuring Deniece Williams - Dancing Towards Disaster: Pingu) 0
38 The United States of JANFT (Malena Gracia - Loca: Alla) 0
39 Twin Peaks (Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance: jivafox) 0
40 United States of America (Gabry Ponte x LUM!X x Prezioso - Thunder: RJN) 0
41 Ust-Yansky District, Russia (King Princess - Talia: dUb) 0

Top 40 but just 40? Am I Kylie in 2022?

 

[Iguana]

As such, here is your opening leaderboard.

1 Aladdinsaneland (Eliza Shaddad - Now You're Alone: Iguana) 0
2 Anarchy (Cobrah - Good Puss: Superstylin') 0
3 Blossom (Yana Perrault - Games You Play: Berly) 0
4 Bogota (Bomba Estereo - Amar Asi: ZZ) 0
5 Bon Bon(jour) Bitch (Juliette Armanet - Le Dernier Jour du Disco: Beverley) 0
6 Brazil (Laelia - Flatline: Raining On Me) 0
7 Cair Paravel (First Aid Kit - Come Give Me Love: Barnacle) 0
8 City of Moscow (Polina Gagarina - ????????? ???????: straightorbroken) 0
9 Flag of the Knights Templar (Le Sport - Tell No One About Tonight: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 0
10 Free State of Fiume (Alba August - Killing Time: Alex) 0
11 Glückstadt City (DEAD BLONDE - ??????? ?? ???????: jyxz) 0
12 Haemorrhoids (Amadou & Mariam - Sabali: Penelope) 0
13 Hawaii (Hard Feelings - Dangerous: funky) 0
14 Helen Worth Not Topless (Matt Zarley - Trust Me: SystemAddict) 0
15 I Need A Tug (Amyl and the Sniffers - Hertz: BoysForSeles) 0
16 It's Just Basic Grammar (R3hab & Quintino - Freak: Rita) 0
17 Japan (MAX - Get My Love!: COB) 0
18 Jesus Flag (Antilles - You And Me: Suomi) 0
19 Leather Pride (Chromatics - Famous Monsters: win_the_game) 0
20 Lebanon (Myriam Fares - Nadini: Soldi) 0
21 Lesbania SSR (t.A.T.u. - White Robe: Diddy) 0
22 Lesbian flag (Andriana Babali - Den 'in arga: Queen of the Bay) 0
23 Nick Jonas (Lova - Dance For The Hell Of It: Ill Advised) 0
24 North Caucasian Emirate (Adelen - Obsessed: Kratz) 0
25 Oz (Dorothy - What's Coming To Me: dmlaw) 0
26 Päijät-Häme (Korpiklaani - Vodka: Indie) 0
27 Republic of Pontus (La Femma - Va: RaspberrySwirl) 0
28 Send Nudes (Karen Harding x Shift K£Y - Morning: Music) 0
29 Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags (Skillet - Feel Invincible: rhythmbandit) 0
30 Sicily (This Mortal Coil - Song To The Siren: Ag) 0
31 SLAMsterdam (Sophie Straat ft. Goldband - Tweede Kamer: Tisch) 0
32 St. Petersburg (Shortparis - ???????: Lucille) 0
33 Sweden (Caramell - Vad Heter Du?: ZenGiraffe) 0
34 Syldavia (Kite - Teenage Bliss: ButterTart) 0
35 Tanganyika Territory (Anz ft. George Riley - You Could Be: Kate) 0
36 The most basic flag I could find (Elsa Esnoult - Androgyne: OutSynk) 0
37 The Ocean (Mike Batt featuring Deniece Williams - Dancing Towards Disaster: Pingu) 0
38 The United States of JANFT (Malena Gracia - Loca: Alla) 0
39 Twin Peaks (Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance: jivafox) 0
40 United States of America (Gabry Ponte x LUM!X x Prezioso - Thunder: RJN) 0
41 Ust-Yansky District, Russia (King Princess - Talia: dUb) 0

Still first BITCHES

Next time my flag is going to be Aardvark so I can keep up this run

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, by the way, I expect to post a string of question marks instead of the names of the Cyrillic songs many, many times over the course of the afternoon. Just ignore it.

 

[Diddy]

Is that Japanese for lighters?

I suppose you could set one on fire if you were SO INCLINED

 

[straightorbroken]

Oooh so my reserves may have been tapped into by Suedey tapping out.

 

[funky]

I’m predicting 15th for me

Also fingering @Lucille , @Alex or @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid for the win

 

[Marina Salty]

We begin with some housekeeping. Sadly, @Suedey was not able to vote and so his song, Charli XCX, Christine, Caroline Polachek - New Shapes, has been removed from the competition. I hope being trampled by that herd of stampeding buffalo didn't hurt too much.

Can we vote for one the songs we had to chop last minute in its place?

 

[Soldi]

Oh, by the way, I expect to post a string of question marks instead of the names of the Cyrillic songs many, many times over the course of the afternoon. Just ignore it.

??????? ?????????

 

[dmlaw]

It's important that we have at least one point where the songs are in the correct order, so we will be starting with the poster with notoriously the best taste on Moopy.

@dmlaw

20 Nick Jonas (Lova - Dance For The Hell Of It: Ill Advised)
16 I Need A Tug (Amyl and the Sniffers - Hertz: BoysForSeles)
14 St. Petersburg (Shortparis - Страшно: Lucille)
12 United States of America (Gabry Ponte x LUM!X x Prezioso - Thunder: RJN)
10 Anarchy (Cobrah - Good Puss: Superstylin')
9 North Caucasian Emirate (Adelen - Obsessed: Kratz)
8 Päijät-Häme (Korpiklaani - Vodka: Indie)
7 Brazil (Laelia - Flatline: Raining On Me)
6 The most basic flag I could find (Elsa Esnoult - Androgyne: OutSynk)
5 Syldavia (Kite - Teenage Bliss: ButterTart)
4 Cair Paravel (First Aid Kit - Come Give Me Love: Barnacle)
3 Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags (Skillet - Feel Invincible: rhythmbandit)
2 Bon Bon(jour) Bitch (Juliette Armanet - Le Dernier Jour du Disco: Beverley)
1 Aladdinsaneland (Eliza Shaddad - Now You're Alone: Iguana)

1/41

 

[RJN]

I’m fingering @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid, and, for the first time with a woman, @Kate for the win

 

[funky]

Get fucked @dmlaw

Also: lovely hosting so far xxx