What a fabulous and stupid crash, SVT
Markus Larsson on the start of the Melodifestivalen's chaos
PUBLISHED: YESTERDAY 21.46
UPDATED: TODAY 07.31
MELODIFESTIVALEN
This went well.
Many probably thought that they would see the first part of the Melodifestivalen 2022.
Instead, viewers witnessed an unforgettable "appastrophe."
Where to start?
I do not know. When the program is over, you just sit there and yawn. What just happened?
Yes, the app happened. Constantly this damn app.
The app stopped at the beginning of the broadcast and then refused to wake up again. This meant that the last quarter of the program went to fanders.
The idea was that the heart votes would be reported in a way similar to ESC, that twelve and points would be distributed age group by age group. It seemed to be good, exciting and charged TV entertainment.
"A large and cackling ultra-turkey"
One might think that SVT has a plan b if the app is in trouble. It has done it before, to say the least. But, no, absolutely not.
Instead, it turned out the way it did - a large and cackling ultra-turkey. SVT had to go to old school and let the telephone votes determine the result.
But telephone voices are hardly the competition's most important tool today.
What benefits did the app clean the desk and go on vacation, and who lost on it? Is the result fair and correct?
Is it certain that, for example,
Danne Stråhed's hallabaloo will ask
Omar Rudberg if the app works?
No clue. The last word should not be said about that thing.
We are all on! Robin Bengtsson and Cornelia Jakobs (left) to the final, Theoz and Danne Stråhed to the semifinals. (Photo: Robin Lorentz-Allard)
That the right songs still won, that is,
Cornelia Jakobs and
Robin Bengtsson, does not change anything in substance.
Everything is simply too bad. The failure caused the entire broadcast to capsize. The confusion in the box was completely bananas for a while.
Or as
Malou Prytz sang in her contribution: banas.
I would like to know what poor
Oscar Zia had in mind when he tried to lead the uncontrolled chaos. He deserves a hug and at least a diploma for a brave effort.
It was like watching extremely stressed and bad local TV. Or iron it. It is an insult to local television. The "fun hour" school has a higher minimum level, in primary school.
I have seen
Anna Book sing "Samba sambero". I've seen
Marlena Ernman 's opera bush hit "Moving on" with
Sarah Dawn Finer . I have seen
Edward Blom dance with lobsters and
Jon Henrik Fjällgren call on a pre-recorded reindeer.
"Take back the punching bag Christer Björkman"
I thought I had experienced everything.
But I have never heard and seen so many yawn about taking back the punching bag
Christer Björkman . Now apparently everything is forgiven. That says something about the "premiere" of the Melodifestivalen 2022.
Maybe it's time to call the former hairdresser from Borås already. He's probably doing more good here than in Los Angeles.
As one of Aftonbladet's readers wrote in our chat:
"He is Melodifestivalen's
Tom Brady, nothing works without him."
It's funny because it's true.
Worked hard, everyone.
FACTS
Larsson's most delicious
STÄNG
"Hold me closer" with Cornelia Jakobs. The greatest light in the chaos.
Larsson's warning
That Danne Stråhed went to the semi-finals once again shows the TV viewers' bizarre humor.