UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny) (2 Viewers)

[COB]

 

[big ron]

Eileen Van-Torso appointed minister of Upskirt Opportunities

 

[big ron]

This is fun

 

[Lucille]

Joffers Felchon-MIMSY announced as Minister for PONY PLAY.

 

[GNL]

Antoinette Sandbach Appointed Undersecretary to the Duchy of Nukem

 

[ButterTart]

Avril O'Princip appointed minister for history teachers with speech impediments.

 

[ButterTart]

Richard Reed-Schuhbomme appointed aviation czar.

 

[Indie]

Miss Dominica Sexonby-Payne appointed Assistant Sex Dungeon Whip

 

[Lucille]

Shock announcement of new BROWNFIELD minister Dame MARTHA SKIDD.

 

[Lucille]

She will retain her position in the HOUSE OF LOGS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

New bombshell pic shows Boris Johnson and open bottle of bubbly at No 10 quiz

The image shows the Prime Minister flanked by three members of staff, one wearing tinsel and another a Santa hat, at the event on December 15, 2020

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[octophone]

He's getting dressed! He's literally just been on the bones!

 

[octophone]

Someone remind me how close this was to his ridiculous last minute Xmas lockdown, the one he said he would never do and that Labour wanted...

 

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

Then post them bitch!!!

 

[ButterTart]

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New bombshell pic shows Boris Johnson and open bottle of bubbly at No 10 quiz

The image shows the Prime Minister flanked by three members of staff, one wearing tinsel and another a Santa hat, at the event on December 15, 2020

www.mirror.co.uk

What superb timing as well

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What superb timing as well

I'd suggest the opposite. The house is in recess from tomorrow, so he'll have some time away from major scrutiny.

 

[ButterTart]

I'd suggest the opposite. The house is in recess from tomorrow, so he'll have some time away from major scrutiny.

It landed during PMQs though, so it undermined whatever bullshit he was spunking out in there today.

 

[ButterTart]

Also, has this fat lump of cunt ACTUALLY abolished the need to self-isolate as of the 21st? The daily average for deaths is 250, yet this murdering, self-serving SHITCUNT is easing restrictions further to curry favour with nutcase backbenchers? I hope he fucking dies slowly.

 

[Indie]

I hope he fucking dies slowly.

We're all dying slowly. I'm guessing your implication isn't that you want him to live to a ripe old age.

 

[octophone]

Minister for Shithousery, Sir Cumberbatch Lemmon-Currie has announced that all Covid regulations are to be abolished from 7th January 2022. As this is backdated, everyone is to go out and lick a few pensioners on 18th February so that we can all catch up.

 

[funky]

To be fair the Tories abolished covid regulations nearly two years ago, they just forgot to tell everyone else

 

[ButterTart]

We're all dying slowly. I'm guessing your implication isn't that you want him to live to a ripe old age.

He’s already lived far too long, so something that sets in now and gives him a good 18 months of unfathomable agony would do.

 

[octophone]

He’s already lived far too long, so something that sets in now and gives him a good 18 months of unfathomable agony would do.

Ouch.

As long as the karma police come for him, I'm good. But that could entail waiting for his next incarnation as amoebic dysentery and I'd rather see him get his comeuppance now.

 

[Kate]

 

[big ron]

I saw this earlier and chuckled about the moment she sees it and scowels

 

[lolly]

 

[big ron]

Hahaha

 

[VoR]

Oh for heaven’s sake…

 

[Jark]

where's that puke react at

 

[ButterTart]

Oh for heaven’s sake…

 

[VoR]

She fucking WISHES

 

[VoR]

I look forward to her first diplomatic mission to Japan in full Geisha garb.

 

[ButterTart]

I look forward to her first diplomatic mission to Japan in full Geisha garb.

Just as long as she never visits the Bikini Atoll.

 

[VoR]

Also, what the actual fuck is this?!

 

[funky]

“Dear The Sun, please tell me all your racist desires and I’ll do my best to legitimise them”

 

[Kratz]

Can we also ask for non-petty regulations to be restored. Like haulage being able to get across the Channel without a 20 mile queue? Funny how that seems to be completely ignored.

Just look at him - gobface

 

[octophone]

Oh for heaven’s sake…

I bet you that's real fur as well.

 

[GNL]

Fiz with Liz just got awkward

 

[funky]

At this point the UK is a hindrance in this process, not a help.

We're Trump's America, just without any of the nerve to actually act upon anything we say.