Wednesday trolls the west by pretending to invade Ukraine

Good afternoon! We're trying to work out what's happening with the alleged strong winds that are apparently coming later :shock:
 
I’m exhausted, I knew I had an early start today and a long day, but I decided to go into denial and go to sleep late.

Finally I’m home and want to just watch a movie but my new friend wants to talk to me at 11pm for about 30 minutes.

WHY FUCKER
 
COB said:
New friend? :disco:
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Probably just that - we met on a language exchange app and wanted to meet me. He’s cute and young but I think straight 🤷🏻‍♂️ I mean that hasn’t always been a barrier in the past, but I guess it’s more of a Daiki situation
 
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Currently bopping around the middle room with my HOT DISCO VINYL on.

Liza's Results next :disco::disco::disco:
 
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I keep it in my mouth usually, but a hand can do if needed
 
Diddy said:
I’m exhausted, I knew I had an early start today and a long day, but I decided to go into denial and go to sleep late.

Finally I’m home and want to just watch a movie but my new friend wants to talk to me at 11pm for about 30 minutes.

WHY FUCKER
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Somebody said you got a new friend
Does she want to talk to you at 11pm for about 30 minutes better than I can? :(
 
The veneer was at the back so I’m not exactly missing a tooth but still I could do WITHOUT THIS DRAMA right now.
 
I wasn’t even going to eat. I met my friends for a drink and only agreed to share my friend’s duck so his girlfriend didn’t realise he was on cocaine!!
 
My friend ordered food and was too high by the time it arrived to eat it. He didn’t want his gf to know he was high so I asked if I’d share his food so it wasn’t obvious he had no appetite. I had two pieces of duck and it pulled out my crown and I must’ve swallowed it :(
 
Hiding drug use from your spouse is pointless. Just stide in and declare yourself wankered.
 
Suomi said:
Does anyone know where I can buy some caulk? I need to seal an air leak through the cracks, gaps, or joints less than 1-quarter-inch wide between stationary building components and materials.
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Screw fix is usually reasonable but you can get it from Amazon too I'm sure. Shall I send Mr Star round? He's got the whole caulk gun thing
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
Somebody said you got a new friend
Does she want to talk to you at 11pm for about 30 minutes better than I can? :(
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You never TRIED IT!
I would be legs akimbo if you came a’calling


Anyway he suggested calling sometime between 10.00 and 14.00 tomorrow on my day off instead and somehow that felt WORSE. Just give me my day off bitch
 
Diddy said:
You never TRIED IT!
I would be legs akimbo if you came a’calling


Anyway he suggested calling sometime between 10.00 and 14.00 tomorrow on my day off instead and somehow that felt WORSE. Just give me my day off bitch
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What a massive window! At least get it down to half an hour.
 
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