Britney’s “mysterious book” The Woman in Me OUT NOW

[OutSynk]

 

[GNL]

Working Title: Jamie Lynn you lying cunt, I hate you Jamie Lynn, you are scum and I hate you, because you are a cunt

 

[RJN]

I hope this lives up to my favorite book I’ve ever read

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hope it contains emojis

 

[supermassive]

The Instagram era is coming to an end

 

[POP!]

She announced it's coming by the end of the year, which is seven months away

 

[POP!]

Oh - there is already a thread. @Moderator feel free to merge

Britney’s “mysterious book” finally in works

www.moopy.org.uk

 

[POP!]

She needs to incorporate the emojis in the book, and would love an audiobook read by her too. I need to hear it in her voice to honestly believe it.

 

[straightorbroken]

With a "slow down Papi" option if the fast bits get too fast.

 

[wildchild]

This is brilliant news — for Jamie Lynn. Now she can write another book to adress all the lies in Britney’s book. She’s probably already working on it.

 

[Penelope]

I hope she invents language

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hope she invents language

You mean a SECOND TIME?!

 

[SystemAddict]

I thought this had already been published.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Voodoo]

Oh... Who is gonna write it?

 

[Ellie]

Is it going to be written in emojis?

 

[OutSynk]

Oh... Who is gonna write it?

Sam Lansky and it's already done.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh... Who is gonna write it?

Myah Marie

 

[Voodoo]

Myah Marie

I presume she will also narrate the audio book.

 

[ButterTart]

I heard it’s being ghostwritten by Katie Price

 

[GNL]

Working Title: Jamie Lynn you lying cunt, I hate you Jamie Lynn, you are scum and I hate you, because you are a cunt

She has since changed the title to: Piece of Me: Selena Gomez you lying cunt, I hate you Selena Gomez, you are scum and I hate you, thank you for coming to my wedding, you cunt

 

[Pipo]

Hopefully the kindle version includes extra content like her IG's highlights.

 

[Pipo]

Coming Soon or so SHE SAYS



Queen of spilling tea

 

[Dark Carnival]

DRAG THEM!

 

[OutSynk]

PRE-ORDER NOW: https://www.britneybook.com/

 

[supermassive]

Of all the hits to reference? Though I guess SLAVE 4 U would be too on the nose.

 

[GNL]

Sounds positively sapphic.

 

[Halli]

This is giving Just for the Record vibes

 

[Kratz]

Could have been a crazy love on a Paris street
You're all that I need
You touched the woman in me

 

[funky]

Yeah but who wrote it?!

 

[Marina Salty]

Yeah but who wrote it?!

The woman in her

 

[Kala]

That cover! The 22 year old photo! The cheap font!

 

[Pipo]

ok but is it better than her debut autobiography (co-written by her WITCH mum)?

 

[Mugatu]

Paying respect to a legend I will be reading, completing the activities section and stroking the soft fuzzy felts.

 

[POP!]

 

[Dark Carnival]

What’s the bit with Jamaica and Bahamas in the end???

 

[joanne]

i was gonna ask why she uploaded two videos of her saying the exact same thing from two different angles but then again nothing makes sense about her.

 

[GNL]

What’s the bit with Jamaica and Bahamas in the end???

 

[Halli]

What’s the bit with Jamaica and Bahamas in the end???

 

[OutSynk]

15 years in the making.