Saharan Thursday

[RJN]

Daschunds are a top 3 dog breed for me

 

[Alias #23]

I’m generally more of a terrier man but I want one IMMEDIATELY

LOOOOOOOOK!

 

[Alias #23]

The moustache reminds me of a walrus

 

[Soldi]

What on earth happened to the Moopy Pet Parlour? Did @Rachey get there with her FRYING PAN?

 

[Lucille]

The moustache reminds me of a walrus

 

[Alias #23]

The walrus really has the most bizarre design. The poor things can barely lump themselves around!

 

[Alias #23]

The moustache is of course EVERYTHING AND MORE

 

[RJN]

I just spent the last 20 minutes talking to a beautiful (very southern, probably Republican) straight man at the airport bar. Im in love?

 

[Lucille]

Yes but did he have a MOUSTACHE?!?

 

[RJN]

He did not. Just sexy stubble

 

[RJN]

He had to leave to catch his flight to meet his “buddies in Vegas.” I taught him how to check if his flight was delayed

 

[Alias #23]

He did not. Just sexy stubble

Well that’s that then

No moustache - no life-long romance

SORRY ABOUT THAT BUDDY

 

[RJN]

Well that’s that then

No moustache - no life-long romance

SORRY ABOUT THAT BUDDY

He also had a wife, lives in the middle of rural Georgia, and definitely voted for trump (I’m assuming based on stereotypes)...

I prefer no mustache personally

 

[Alias #23]

He also had a wife, lives in the middle of rural Georgia, and definitely voted for trump (I’m assuming based on stereotypes)...

I prefer no mustache personally

Doesn’t sound like the best start. You might get the diamonique bracelet but you’ll never get the ring

 

[RJN]

Doesn’t sound like the best start. You might get the diamonique bracelet but you’ll never get the ring

With more thought, that’s all I want from him anyway

 

[Alias #23]

With more thought, that’s all I want from him anyway

What I would say to that is GET BUSY WITH QVC AND BUY YOUR OWN

Friends say to me, whatever your name is this week, how do you manage to look so luxurious and how can you afford such stunning gems? Well, I say. I had the children put into care and the cat put down and I spend the savings on DIAMONIQUE

 

[Lucille]

whatever your name is this week,

!

 

[big ron]

I’ve been on Ryanair and spirit is even worse

I'm flying Spirit for 5 hours in a few weeks. Yay!

 

[RJN]

I'm flying Spirit for 5 hours in a few weeks. Yay!

Incidentally, my neck hurts today from my flight yesterday which
1. Makes me feel elderly
2. Makes me hate spirit even more

 

[big ron]

Imm flying to vegas so I’m planning on just getting really pissed