Fun Friday

[RJN]

My flight has finally landed. I was going to Uber, but it would cost over $200, so I'm now sitting in the Newark airport waiting 45 minutes for my friend to pick me up. Will this day ever end? I feel a bit hungover, which is not helping

 

[Sheena]

Day 5 of isolating in a Serbian hotel room. Athletics starts today which means I'm missing it and I'm still testing positive despite feeling pretty much fine (just tired and no sense of taste).

Entirely fed up now.

 

[vespertine]

And to think I thought A Serbian Film was the most disturbing thing to come out of .

@jivafox feels me.

 

[Nancy]

I’ve just done a Myers-Briggs personality type test and the results have come out as YMCA

 

[GNL]

I’ve just done a Myers-Briggs personality type test and the results have come out as YMCA

I've just done a Myers-Briggs personality type test and the results came back negative

 

[jyxz]

I’ve just done a Kinsey scale test and I’m shocked to the core.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Happy CRASH release day XCX fam!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I'm an INCIDENTAL hetero as it happens. How QUEER. Noted bisexual @funky to shed light (& cum) please.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Day 5 of isolating in a Serbian hotel room. Athletics starts today which means I'm missing it and I'm still testing positive despite feeling pretty much fine (just tired and no sense of taste).

Entirely fed up now.

This is terrible. I feel for you love.

 

[Sheena]

This is terrible. I feel for you love.

Thanks love. My line has been faint on the last two LFTs so I'm going to retest this afternoon and hope I can make the evening session.

I MUST KEEP HOPE

 

[ButterTart]

Just got an eye roll employee off an employer because I misgendered someone called Morgan. Is that not a male name?

 

[Alias #23]

SOMEBODY has stolen one of my Mario Batkovic CDs and I'm sorry to say that I think it's @ButterTart

 

[Alias #23]

Just got an eye roll employee off an employer because I misgendered someone called Morgan. Is that not a male name?

Morgan Fairchild OUTRAGED AND AGOGGED

 

[ButterTart]

SOMEBODY has stolen one of my Mario Batkovic CDs and I'm sorry to say that I think it's @ButterTart

I sold it and bought pie

 

[Nancy]

I sold it and bought pie

Ooooh, I’m making a vegan filo pie today full of lovely spring veg for my Mum.

 

[Kate]

I should really have a go on a vag sometime

 

[Alias #23]

I sold it and bought pie

Oh well in that case you're forgiven

I think I must have accidentally taken it to Oxfam during last year's clearout

 

[jyxz]

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I should really have a go on a vag sometime

Well if you do, please don’t stick your finger up her wee hole.

 

[ButterTart]

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I should really have a go on a vag sometime

I worry how no. 5 will react when he discovers his partner’s heterosexual ankles.

 

[ButterTart]

I worry how no. 5 will react when he discovers his partner’s heterosexual ankles.

“Jeremy, I found Gola sports socks in the laundry basket. Care to explain?”

 

[octophone]

Back to work and into a shambles. They issued a new seating plan. They missed two people off of it. So they rejigged it. And missed someone off. That person was sitting when I was meant to sit. And is therefore still sitting there. Apparently this makes the whole thing my problem.

Honestly, if you can't put 30 or so arses into 30 or so seats, you shouldn't be in charge of the remote for yr telly, let alone anything else.

 

[octophone]

Also: sat down for about 2 minutes - " hi, has anyone spoken to you about (insert thing)?" Me - nope. "Oh, OK, you're doing (insert thing)".

Me:

 

[Diddy]

Can you share the Kinsey link? I’m worried I’m a poof

 

[Alias #23]

I'm sorry @ButterTart but stealing the CD CASE of John Dowland - Complete Lute Works Vol. 3 has been a STEP BEYOND

Hope you choke on your ill-begotten TANGY TOMS

 

[Diddy]

I wonder if Kate is gayer than ButterTart

 

[jyxz]

Can you share the Kinsey link? I’m worried I’m a poof

Don't be a gay. A lifetime of secrecy, show tunes and disappointment.

DONT BE GAY

 

[Diddy]

FUUUUUCK

 

[Diddy]

I find Buzzfeed quizzes a bit more delicate about it.

This one was like “Do you fuck men? Do you like it? Do you want to fuck women? No? GAY THEN” *rubberstamps GAY on a document*

 

[Iguana]

How VERY dare you

 

[Iguana]

Sorry @Kate

 

[jyxz]

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How VERY dare you

Someone should warn your housemate in case you try and make a move on him.

 

[big ron]

Slap bang in the middle. Greedy and proud.

 

[octophone]

Mine came back "Wow, you really don't like anyone touching you, do you?"

 

[Kate]

I’m trying to do the Buzzfeed one but I’m stuck on whether Moopy counts as socialising or not.

 

[Marina Salty]

Mine came back telling lies

 

[funky]

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I'm an INCIDENTAL hetero as it happens. How QUEER. Noted bisexual @funky to shed light (& cum) please.

BITE ME BITCH TITS

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[ButterTart]

BOOM. I have an unusually gay head
Although the ‘more than incidental homosexuality’ suggests I probably should have said no to the question ‘Have you ever typed in all-caps about a Eurovision song?’

 

[COB]

Hi girls!

 

[funky]

BOOM. I have an unusually gay head
Although the ‘more than incidental homosexuality’ suggests I probably should have said no to the question ‘Have you ever typed in all-caps about a Eurovision song?’

 

[ButterTart]

Hi girls!

Str8 as fuck