Sunday sends Mum home by train with a copy of Straight Jacket by Matthew Todd

[Nancy]

I’ve had a lovely couple of days with her. She’s leaving in a few hours and I’ve given her my copy of Straight Jacket by Matthew Todd to read so that she’ll understand me better.

 

[big ron]

Ms Ron went out with her mates last night and I just stayed in and got stoned, but when they got back at 1am I started drinking, so I’m just starting to feel hungover

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Horrible hangover, but nailed the Aldi shop. We bought a SIDE TABLE for £20. WOW!

Also the sausage man in a van outside Aldi is possibly my favourite person alive. The amount of times he's saved me from the depths of a Sunday morning hangover.

 

[big ron]

Were going out at 3 so I’m probably just going to start drinking again, on the plus side, i turned down a 1am line so I could be worse

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm in bed were I shall remain until hunger calls.

 

[straightorbroken]

The last time I bought my mum a book was Alias Grace in 2000. She used it to keep the door open and never read it!

I also need to buy her a birthday present today. And then there's mother's day. It's like dodging a bus and then being hit by a truck.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh and hello daily thread people. The sun was out today. Can't be long for the shirtless wonders in trackies to almost crash your car whilst gawking at. Fun times ahead.

 

[GNL]

The last time I bought my mum a book was Barbara Windsor's autobiography which she asked for for her birthday.

Apparently she regretted it because the book made her ACTIVELY DISLIKE HER

 

[Diddy]

I’m getting quite irritated by several things today.

The fact that I have a hangover is NOT THE POINT

 

[Inner Smile]

Its the third sunny day here in the north east

 

[Nancy]

Its the third sunny day here in the north east

Ever?

 

[Inner Smile]

Just about

 

[lolly]

It's the first day of year where my homopausal hormones combine with good weather and men with their thighs out

 

[octophone]

Happy Vernal Equinox!

 

[Star]

Dilemma. I bought some clothes for a friend who just had a baby. They are Next clothes but I got them from Choice which sells them a bit cheaper, so I got a lot more for my £40 than I would if I bought them from Next. What do I do with the labels? Does it look bad if I cut above the price and then it shows they are from Choice? If I send with no labels then that looks dodgy too.

 

[octophone]

Send them with the labels - you should be complimented on getting good value for yr dosh!

 

[big ron]

Anyone here into women wearing big watches?

https://twitter.com/bigwatchlover?s=21

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anyone here into women wearing big watches?

https://twitter.com/bigwatchlover?s=21

The fuck.

 

[big ron]

Found the gay equivalent, slightly more nsfw

https://twitter.com/hugewatchfetish?s=21

 

[lolly]

And I thought Anthea Turner in anthracite tights was bad enough

 

[floppet]

@Star Leave the tag on but cut off the price. Who cares what something costs? It's the thought that counts and you got them double the prezzies by being a savvy shopper!