Thursday spills coffee on his mom’s sofa

[OutSynk]

Gm

 

[COB]

RIP sofa

 

[octophone]

No, don't rip it as well, a stain is bad enough. There's no reason to go hog wild.

 

[octophone]

Also, morning!

 

[OutSynk]

Luckily I think I managed to save it. Could’ve gone a lot worse.

 

[Inner Smile]

What a waste of coffee

 

[Lucille]

omg I’ve got no milk.

 

[OutSynk]

What a waste of coffee

It was Nestle.

 

[Soldi]

omg I’ve got no milk.

MILK THE COW

 

[AlgoAlex]

MILK THE COW

Moopy cow milking sync watch

 

[Lucille]

 

[RJN]

the milk? a new job? COVID? the new hot employee's number?

 

[Lucille]

Lol just milk.

 

[Lucille]

I do have 3 interviews next week, if I don’t get any of those I’m taking up SKAG.

 

[Rita]

My mother grew up on a farm, so growing up I was always up her childhood home where a few of her siblings still live to this day so I am actually quite GOOD at milking a cow. Much better at milking the male appendage though.

 

[Rita]

HEY

 

[Kate]

Are you still with your fella, Reet?

 

[Kate]

(soz if that's for the community forum)

 

[Rita]

Are you still with your fella, Reet?

(soz if that's for the community forum)

No it’s fine. We have ended things amicably as I am planning to piss off at the end of the year but are still good friends with benefits

 

[Kate]

Watch out men of Ireland

 

[Rita]

We are still having some FANTASTIC SEX at the moment, but on a no strings attached basis. Life is never easy, and this menopausal lush still has NEEDS.

 

[Kate]

Oh marvellous and I'm only VERY jealous

 

[octophone]

This won't mean much to Moopy but I just got the 17 CD Henry Cow box set for £57 brand new on Ebay. Fucking yaldy.

 

[Marina Salty]

I need to call the electrician again, turning on my oven makes some sort of circuit and the house goes dark.
Hope and pray there's a cheap fix.

 

[Nancy]

RIP sofa

I had a new sofa delivered today.

 

[Nancy]

Does anyone here live in Cheddar?

 

[OutSynk]

I had a new sofa delivered today.

Invite me over for a cup of coffee?

 

[Nancy]

Invite me over for a cup of coffee?

Invite me over for a cup of coffee?

Invite me over for a cup of coffee?

Ok, but the plastic cover is staying on.

 

[Nancy]

Calm down!

 

[Nancy]

Actually, I don’t know how that happened.

 

[big ron]

QUOTECEPTION