What do you like on your pizza?

It's not like I don't enjoy eating shit from time to time, mind you, a greasy hamburger is a yes, even when I can't remember the last time I had one. Jesus I should leave this healthy Mediterranian diet for one day and succumb to all this terrible stuff you enjoy. :disco:
Oh God you don't want to turn BRITISH! We're all 47 STONE!
 
Also a (raw) egg on top of the pizza is something I've done sometimes, when I was needing extra proteins (being a fat pig, basically)
 
It's not like I don't enjoy eating shit from time to time, mind you, a greasy hamburger is a yes, even when I can't remember the last time I had one. Jesus I should leave this healthy Mediterranian diet for one day and succumb to all this terrible stuff you enjoy. :disco:
Why not do BOTH?

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I was a vegan for about 2 years. I can confirm I was unbearable and scary.
I do think that veganism is often about a not necessarily conscious desire to express some sort of purity, cleanliness and / or moral superiority which isn't really about what one eats at all. Call me DR FREUD IF YOU MUST (and this might not even apply to you although I've met many a vegan to whom it DOES apply)
 
Mind you I still avoid red & processed meat.
I do think that veganism is often about a not necessarily conscious desire to express some sort of purity, cleanliness and / or moral superiority which isn't really about what one eats at all. Call me DR FREUD IF YOU MUST (and this might not even apply to you although I've met many a vegan to whom it DOES apply)
Post-youtube veganism absolutely is.
But really Buddhists & veganism is rather different. And also scientific data clearly demonstrate that a plant-based diet (which does not by the way necessarily mean strictly vegan) is better for your health.
But then a vegan diet is a very different thing from a vegan lifestyle.
Plant-based diet with occasional dairy and meat? That sounds good
But then I have to be honest here.
I still feel guilty when I eat animal flesh. Which is not that often
And I think the idea of dairy is evil
But hey ho.
 
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No vomiting in the thread please. We've only just hoovered up the last expulsion :shock:

Ketching it up does seem a bit unnecessary given that pizzas already have a significant quotient of tomato
Vomit pizza please :disco:

I’m sure bile tastes lovely with a THICK CRUST
 
I did actually look at the locations of my local FARMFOODS branches but they’re all FAR TOO HORRIFIC for a man of my standing

Perhaps they’re better in the NORTH
 
Aside from ROMAN SHOWERS I always just go for a Pepperoni pizza (and if it’s supermarket-bought then I’ll always add EXTRA CHEESE).
 
I did try one of those breakfast tins some years ago and was horrified to see it all SLUDGED TOGETHER rather than (admittedly rather unrealistically) appearing neatly in separate compartments
 

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