What’s the most SURPRISING thing you have seen in the street?

[Nancy]

I unexpectedly came across this REVOLUTIONARY service in CHEDDAR

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A dead fox

 

[RJN]

I ran into a girl from my high school in Italy once, so that was a big surprise

 

[Alias #23]

I unexpectedly came across this REVOLUTIONARY service in CHEDDAR

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Where exactly is one supposed to sit whilst one’s wash is in? Also I can’t see any sign of the usual self-absorbed Mother Doom And Gloom who normally presides over these matters whilst sharing yet another tale with a TERRIBLY TRAGIC FINALE

 

[Nancy]

I ran into a girl from my high school in Italy once, so that was a big surprise

You went to high school in Italy?

 

[Alias #23]

I ran over a girl from my high school in Italy once, so that was a big surprise

And not a trace of remorse

 

[RJN]

You went to high school in Italy?

oh no, I worded that weirdly. I went to high school in America, I was just on vacation in Italy a few years later and saw her. She was lost and came up to my group because she could hear us speaking English, and we recognized each other

 

[Nancy]

oh no, I worded that weirdly. I went to high school in America, I was just on vacation in Italy a few years later and saw her. She was lost and came up to my group because she could hear us speaking English, and we recognized each other

Oh, so it was only her who went to high school in Italy.

 

[RJN]

Oh, so it was only her who went to high school in Italy.

She went to high school in Cheddar

 

[Nancy]

She went to high school in Cheddar

No wonder I don’t know her

 

[Beverley]

A huge rat that had been run over by a car. It was completely flat and one skinny intestine was hanging out on the pavement.

 

[Soldi]

A huge rat that had been run over by a car. It was completely flat and one skinny intestine was hanging out on the pavement.

hot

 

[Alias #23]

She went to high school in Cheddar

But is that where she supervises the launderette? Is that where you ran her over?

 

[RJN]

But is that where she supervises the launderette? Is that where you ran her over?

I murdered her in Cheddar but moved the body to Italy. Things used to be so much easier before Covid restrictions

 

[Nancy]

But is that where she supervises the launderette? Is that where you ran her over?

ONE DRYER MAKETH NOT A LAUNDERETTE

 

[RJN]

I do think the outside launderette is good for the unhoused, so they can use it without getting kicked out of somewhere or having to leave the rest of their things

 

[Alias #23]

I do think the outside launderette is good for the unhoused, so they can use it without getting kicked out of somewhere or having to leave the rest of their things

Yes it does make the experience much more inclusive

 

[RJN]

I do think the outside launderette is good for the unhoused, so they can use it without getting kicked out of somewhere or having to leave the rest of their things

Wait @Alias #23, how is this funny? I really do think it’s a good thing

 

[Nancy]

I do think the outside launderette is good for the unhoused, so they can use it without getting kicked out of somewhere or having to leave the rest of their things

There are no UNHOUSED in Cheddar. It’s not that kind of place.

 

[RJN]

Well I’ve never been to cheddar (and I’ve never been to me!) but I stand by that its a good idea for places with more poverty

 

[Alias #23]

-

 

[Nancy]

I can imagine if it was in NOTTINGHAM then some silly 19 year old girl would climb into the dryer and be killed by her BOYFRIEND in a prank that went wrong after one too many BACARDI BREEZERS

 

[Nancy]

Well I’ve never been to cheddar (and I’ve never been to me!) but I stand by that its a good idea for places with more poverty

Quite. Although launderettes in the UK don’t exactly have a strict DOOR POLICY

 

[Alias #23]

Wait @Alias #23, how is this funny? I really do think it’s a good thing

Well it’s not exactly WARM AND DRY IS IT

 

[Nancy]

Well it’s not exactly WARM AND DRY IS IT

Depends which DRUM you choose

 

[Alias #23]

I can imagine if it was in NOTTINGHAM then some silly 19 year old girl would climb into the dryer and be killed by her BOYFRIEND in a prank that went wrong after one too many BACARDI BREEZERS

Yes, best not to have one THERE. Maybe one in Abbey Wood now it’s upmarket and Crossrailed

 

[Nancy]

Yes, best not to have one THERE. Maybe one in Abbey Wood now it’s upmarket and Crossrailed

I was born near ABBEY WOOD

 

[Penelope]

RIOTING

 

[Ellie]

A man walking two ferrets down the street on a lead.

 

[Alias #23]

I was born near ABBEY WOOD

Oh you poor child. It must have scarred

THAMESMEAD TO BE PRECISE?

 

[Nancy]

Oooh, I remember I once saw a BIG DOG wearing a FLORAL BONNET travelling in the side car with a motorbike. It looked ever so happy.

 

[Nancy]

Oh you poor child. It must have scarred

THAMESMEAD TO BE PRECISE?

DARTFORD

 

[Alias #23]

A man walking two ferrets down the street on a lead.

I’ve occasionally seen people walking cats on leads, most memorably near Liverpool Street where I also once saw Gilbert and George staggering around but everyone’s seen THEM

 

[Alias #23]

DARTFORD

MARGINALLY PREFERABLE TO THAMESMEAD

 

[Marina Salty]

A dead fox

Same.

 

[Rita]

Rotund women in flesh coloured leggings in this fabulous weather. A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES

 

[RS]

I unexpectedly came across this REVOLUTIONARY service in CHEDDAR

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Good God who wants to wash their clothes there?! I wouldn’t want people to see what I’m washing!

 

[Alias #23]

Good God who wants to wash their clothes there?! I wouldn’t want people to see what I’m washing!

I suppose nobody wants their sordid bra-wearing secrets exposed

 

[floppet]

I unexpectedly came across this REVOLUTIONARY service in CHEDDAR

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We have one of those on Big Tesco carpark.

 

[floppet]

Yesterday at Cheshire Oaks (outlet shopping mall-type thing near Ellesmere Port) there were armed police patrolling in pairs with their Heckler and Kochs on display for all to see!