Oscars 2022

[Phoenix]

Those watermelon cubes are laughable

 

[Phoenix]

What’s the point of starting the show with a video clip. You get no excitement.

 

[Ellie]

That Beyonce song was RUBBISH and the first time her performance had been a bit shit too.

 

[Ellie]

Was that opening supposed to be funny?

 

[Ellie]

Nice to see Uma Thurman and John Travolta sitting together.

So far, hosts not funny in the slightest.

 

[Phoenix]

I thought the hosts were decent once I got over the DJ Khaled bit. The Samuel L Jackson bit didn’t work.

 

[Phoenix]

I’m enjoying this monologue

 

[Ellie]

Well that takedown of Being The Ricardos was funny

 

[Phoenix]

That was a great acceptance speech. She’s magnetic.

 

[Ellie]

Dune was BORING BORING BORING.

 

[Phoenix]

I like Dune but Jesus give something else an award.

 

[Phoenix]

I have no idea who these 3 men are

 

[win_the_game]

Those watermelon cubes are laughable

Even MADAME X CATERING wouldn't dare.

 

[Ellie]

Well I know that guy on the left because of Jackass. The others

 

[Ellie]

I have no idea who these 3 men are

So 3 random sports people present a montage of Bond? Could have at least got Daniel Craig or Judi Dench (who is there).

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Phoenix]

Ok this guy singing Dos Oroguitas is very cute

 

[Phoenix]

I mean the whole thing is super quick but a scene from Justice League being worth cheering for is laughable.

 

[Ellie]

Random “Top 5 Movie Moments of ALL TIME” topped by Zach Snyder’s Justice League

 

[Phoenix]

Those fake cuts to people cheering to the pre-recorded awards is straight out of the Rupaul Drag Finale.

 

[Phoenix]

Tiffany Hadish looks amazing.

 

[Ellie]

Why the hell was there a woman there with a pen and notepad, but not writing anything?

 

[Phoenix]

Playing off the Drive My Car director was so rude

 

[ZZ]

Why the hell was there a woman there with a pen and notepad, but not writing anything?

She looked like she was taking a food order or something

 

[Phoenix]

Did Reba forget the words or is she just being drowned by the music?

 

[Phoenix]

Why the hell was there a woman there with a pen and notepad, but not writing anything?

She was his interpreter I assume but he decided to talk in English.

 

[ZZ]

Playing off the Drive My Car director was so rude

They could’ve definitely left some of those presenters’ time shorter and give more time for the winners to give their speeches.

 

[Phoenix]

Ok this is bizarre

 

[ZZ]

Is that Nicolas Cage thing real?

 

[Phoenix]

Fuck me the audio is terrible. By the end of Bruno it was just noise.

 

[ZZ]

Of all the films and songs I’ve only watched Spider-Man this year.
Shameful.
And that Bruno song is supposedly a smash hit? Why?

 

[ManicKangaroo]

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And that Bruno song is supposedly a smash hit? Why?

I wondered the same thing

 

[Phoenix]

I really hope that Coda doesn’t win screenplay

 

[Phoenix]

Ugh Belfast is not any better. The other 3 are just so much better.

 

[Phoenix]

Honestly the CODA script is laughably bad

 

[ZZ]

Can someone make a movie with 90 minutes of looking at Shawn Mendes from all angles?

 

[Phoenix]

Tick Tick Boom favorite movie? Girl no one watched it.

Cinderella…that Johnny Depp movie…another Zach Snyder movie. Truly horrendous.

 

[Ellie]

Army of the Dead?

And Cinderella runner up. Not sure I was prepared to see a clip of Romesh Ranganathan at the Oscars!

 

[Ellie]

Tick Tick Boom favorite movie? Girl no one watched it.

Tick Tick Boom is AMAZING.

 

[Phoenix]

Tick Tick Boom is AMAZING.

Oh I love it but claiming it as fan favorite (let’s go fan favorite) is a bit silly because it came out on Netflix with minimal buzz.