A thread about insane gay dating standards

[Penelope]

I just saw this video and I feel like it needs DISCUSSING!



IMAGINE going from 0-100 in five seconds like that because of someone suggesting a pub near them for a date!

 

[Alias #23]

What a FUCKING DICK. Lucky escape for Luke

 

[Alias #23]

“You are mental” sounds about right

 

[win_the_game]

I wonder if he ever thinks about why he's SINGLE?

 

[Alias #23]

Who uses “select a pub” rather than “choose a pub”?

Who IS THIS?

 

[Alias #23]

“A pub of which there are hundreds of”

 

[Lucille]

Omg who meets in the middle. I wanna be at your place 5 minutes after drink 2 is finished, not making small talk on the NIGHT BUS for 45 minutes.

 

[Lucille]

I’m offended if they DON’T want to meet near their place.

 

[Diddy]

I can’t imagine listening to that voice for 2 minutes, let alone a date.

It’s like a Rylan muppet doing “My name is Michael Caine”

 

[Alias #23]

“I hope you find some help”

 

[win_the_game]

Hi could you send me your GPS coordinates so I can find a place that's an equal distance between us.

 

[Alias #23]

I can’t imagine listening to that voice for 2 minutes, let alone a date.

It’s like a Rylan muppet doing “My name is Michael Caine”

Oh it would be constant BABBLING ON and all about HIM

You’d be tempted to lean in for the strangle just to SHUT IT UP!

 

[Lucille]

My last two dates were at the pub 20m from my house and my place of work.

 

[SystemAddict]

Isn’t it a bit presumptions of that prissy qween to assume his BUSSY was going to be BATTERED just because Luke chose a nearby pub?

 

[Diddy]

My last two dates were at the pub 20m from my house and my place of work.

The bins behind your work?

 

[Lucille]

It’s quite sad he’d rather do this FOR THE CONTENT, than actually HAVE A DATE.

 

[Alias #23]

The credit card / hole thing

 

[win_the_game]

I love that Pen suggests this needs DISCUSSING and disappears never to be seen again.

 

[Lucille]

I love that Pen suggests this needs DISCUSSING and disappears never to be seen again.

 

[vespertine]

Exhibit A of social media ruining everything. This wouldn't have happened if he didn't have a platform on which to 'flex' about it. UGH.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Alla]

That amount of bottox:

 

[Alias #23]

Exhibit A of social media ruining everything. This wouldn't have happened if he didn't have a platform on which to 'flex' about it. UGH.

Oh I’m sure he’d have launched into a HIGH VOLUME SASSY ROUTINE about it down the pub with his girlfriends. Not one thousands of miles away though obviously

 

[SystemAddict]

I love that Pen suggests this needs DISCUSSING and disappears never to be seen again.

Busy buttering his BUSSY and determing a midway point as the CROW FLIES.

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’m sure he’d have launched into a HIGH VOLUME SASSY ROUTINE about it down the pub with his girlfriends. Not one thousands of miles away though obviously

OVER A BOTTLE OF PINOT GRIGIO, OF COURSE.

 

[Alias #23]

I do think the mention of the SHARD does suggest that’s the sort of unnecessarily expensive* date which he almost certainly expected Luke to pay for

*Especially in this case. Imagine forking out a ton and getting THAT

 

[win_the_game]

Maybe @Penelope is actually giletslays

 

[Alias #23]

OVER A BOTTLE OF PINOT GRIGIO, OF COURSE.

ROSÉ VARIETY

Who drinks ROSÉ on a first date?

Apologies to all you rosé fans obviously

 

[Lucille]

ROSÉ VARIETY

Who drinks ROSÉ on a first date?

Apologies to all you rosé fans obviously

Or the dreaded, Pinot BLUSH!!!

 

[Alias #23]

Or the dreaded, Pinot BLUSH!!!

Pronounced BLOOOOOSH obviously

 

[SystemAddict]

PETITION FOR POISON PEN EMOJI

 

[Berly]

Aww I’m friends with Liam

 

[Penelope]

I love that Pen suggests this needs DISCUSSING and disappears never to be seen again.

I've been DISCUSSING IT ON THE MESSAGING APPS!

 

[Alla]

Maybe @Penelope is actually giletslays

I imagine Penny louder and non stop swearing. And serving face, not bottox.

 

[Lucille]

Aww I’m friends with Liam

 

[Penelope]

Formerly of this parish @Jonfessions directed me to this OTHER video he did and suddenly it all makes so much more sense



THAT FLUENT in chillout plotlines and yet playing the prissy 'I don't put out' princess on date chat? SOMEONE'S overcompensating

 

[Alla]

@Diddy's efforts for Moopy Karaoke are way more impresive than this. Sorry but

 

[Alias #23]

I imagine Penny louder and non stop swearing. And serving face, not bottox.

at NON STOP SWEARING

 

[SystemAddict]

If he’s traumatised by the idea of a Valentine’s date at Pizza Hut, it’s doubtful he would darken a PUMPKIN doorway.

 

[Alla]

at NON STOP SWEARING

A bit rich coming from me because in Spain we don't talk, just swear, but whatever