A thread about insane gay dating standards

Diddy said:
No, I mean I’m sucking dick more than the other guy

But when I bottom I tend to be controlling the pace anyway, because sometimes they try the credit card and the computer denies it, I can’t do anything about that, girlfriend
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It's time to write your TELL ALL BOOK
 
Penelope said:
MORE POSTS ABOUT NIGHTMARE GAY DATES GIRLS
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I think my worst date was with an otherwise cute-looking guy who had some very dirty nails and a huge chunk of mucus on his nostril. Which I pointed out (the mucus not the nails) and he was like oh yeah? and he took it in his fingers, rubbed into a little ball, and then threw it. On the floor.

Omg just remembered another one! There was this guy I was seeing and after a couple of dates, he asked me to come over to his house to do u know what. I didn't like him very much but I was in a very experimental phase and thought why not. So I went there and the house and neighborhood didn't look very nice but I thought to myself I shouldn't be a weirdo and a judgmental cunt. So after he opened the door, shock number 1 was that his dad was there. I thought to leave but somehow he talked me over that he had a hearing loss and won't notice anything from his room etc. So I agreed, being very careful to stay silent and one point I wanted to use the bathroom which leads us to shock number 2. It was full of cockroaches! On the floor, on the wall, literally everywhere.
 
I went on a date two weeks ago where he was really into Tori Amos, which I was able to talk about because of Moopy, but then he got very defensive over text when I disagreed with him about the live version of Tombigbee
 
Tori Amos gays are weird, I once went to this guy’s place and he has a Tori Amos shrine.
 
Queen of the Bay said:
Omg just remembered another one! There was this guy I was seeing and after a couple of dates, he asked me to come over to his house to do u know what. I didn't like him very much but I was in a very experimental phase and thought why not. So I went there and the house and neighborhood didn't look very nice but I thought to myself I shouldn't be a weirdo and a judgmental cunt. So after he opened the door, shock number 1 was that his dad was there. I thought to leave but somehow he talked me over that he had a hearing loss and won't notice anything from his room etc. So I agreed, being very careful to stay silent and one point I wanted to use the bathroom which leads us to shock number 2. It was full of cockroaches! On the floor, on the wall, literally everywhere.
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This has VERY "cutey of the evening" vibes
 
Phoenix said:
Tori Amos gays are weird, I once went to this guy’s place and he has a Tori Amos shrine.
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Wow. @Suedey @jivafox @BoysForSeles @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA unite!


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That picture reminds me that a few months ago I went on a date and we went for a walk after dinner and he said “it seemed dangerous so he wished he hadn’t left his gun in his car”
 
Queen of the Bay said:
I think my worst date was with an otherwise cute-looking guy who had some very dirty nails and a huge chunk of mucus on his nostril. Which I pointed out (the mucus not the nails) and he was like oh yeah? and he took it in his fingers, rubbed into a little ball, and then threw it. On the floor.

Omg just remembered another one! There was this guy I was seeing and after a couple of dates, he asked me to come over to his house to do u know what. I didn't like him very much but I was in a very experimental phase and thought why not. So I went there and the house and neighborhood didn't look very nice but I thought to myself I shouldn't be a weirdo and a judgmental cunt. So after he opened the door, shock number 1 was that his dad was there. I thought to leave but somehow he talked me over that he had a hearing loss and won't notice anything from his room etc. So I agreed, being very careful to stay silent and one point I wanted to use the bathroom which leads us to shock number 2. It was full of cockroaches! On the floor, on the wall, literally everywhere.
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Thank God I don't date.
 
RJN said:
I went on a date two weeks ago where he was really into Tori Amos, which I was able to talk about because of Moopy, but then he got very defensive over text when I disagreed with him about the live version of Tombigbee
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Which live version was it, please? I need to know which side I'm on.
 
There are probably backwards coded messages in all her allegedly lovely sogns, it's the only explanation for these rabid and dangerous fans :shock:
 
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