A thread about insane gay dating standards

[Cerro de Casa]

Tori Amos gays are weird, I once went to this guy’s place and he has a Tori Amos shrine.

Um....
I didn't realise we had dated????

 

[OutSynk]

Um....
I didn't realise we had dated????

Don’t worry this happens all the time with gays.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Any other answer (including 'not very danceable') is clearly wrong and unfortunately @RJN is now cancelled.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh and may I add here that I have danced many a time to Tombigbee

TRUST

 

[Alias #23]

There are probably backwards coded messages in all her allegedly lovely sogns, it's the only explanation for these rabid and dangerous fans

I was playing Boys For Pele backwards just the other day to accompany my aerobics workout and I could quite clearly hear her screaming SUCK SATAN'S COCK NOW and WATCH LADDY GAGA VIDEOS WITH TRIANGLES IN THEM

 

[Alias #23]

Oh and may I add here that I have danced many a time to Tombigbee

TRUST

PROVE IT

We're all hoping for high kicks and SIZZLING SPINS

 

[Cerro de Casa]

PROVE IT

We're all hoping for high kicks and SIZZLING SPINS

Join us on Sunday for another one of our legendary Tori syncs and you may well get a SNEEK PEEK

 

[Alias #23]

Tori Amos gays are weird, I once went to this guy’s place and he has a Tori Amos shrine.

ABBA gays are worse. Forever pressing themselves against the merch and visibly following through

 

[RJN]

RJN slapped round the face during a nice coffee date

You say that like it’s a bad thing?

 

[Alias #23]

You say that like it’s a bad thing?

It's all turning very

 

[RJN]

Oh and may I add here that I have danced many a time to Tombigbee

TRUST

I can’t wait to request it at the next club and/or straight wedding I go to

 

[Mats]

I didn't like him very much but I was in a very experimental phase and thought why not.

the times I've told my inner Judge Judy this

 

[Diddy]

Wow. @Suedey @jivafox @BoysForSeles @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA unite!

I’m a little disturbed by her other rotten leg that came off and doesn’t move with the rest of her

 

[GNL]

ABBA gays are worse. Forever pressing themselves against the merch and visibly following through

I went on a date with an ABBA gay once and everytime I tried to make eye contact they would turn their head exactly 90 degrees and stare wistfully into the distance.

 

[Christian]

I went on a date with an ABBA gay once and everytime I tried to make eye contact they would turn their head exactly 90 degrees and stare wistfully into the distance.

So anyway, what did you say you do again? Barry? What did you... say you.... do... again?

 

[Penelope]

I went on a date with an ABBA gay once and everytime I tried to make eye contact they would turn their head exactly 90 degrees and stare wistfully into the distance.

I'm so sorry - @Pingu isn't usually this disconcerting

 

[Iguana]

I went on a date with an ABBA gay once and everytime I tried to make eye contact they would turn their head exactly 90 degrees and stare wistfully into the distance.

Did he have a particularly good profile?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I was single for several years due my insistence on conducting all conversations and love making at a 90 degree angle (pictured).

 

[Penelope]

We have A SEQUEL

 

[RS]

”neutral area”, ”self worth”, ”content creator”

God I hate humanity!

 

[win_the_game]

Last video on this incident.

 

[win_the_game]

How dare Luke take 16 hours to respond to a text message!

 

[Music]

MAKE IT STOP

 

[RJN]

next time I’m clearly wrong, I hope I have the delusion to explain in 8 points why I’m actually correct

 

[RS]

How dare Luke take 16 hours to respond to a text message!

That tells me he didn’t show me the level of interest that I was expecting.

 

[COB]

Yeah she's loving the attention, that "if we could kindly move the fuck on" wasn't exactly convincing was it

 

[Soldi]

How dare Luke take 16 hours to respond to a text message!

I swear waiting up to two/three days to reply/wait for a reply from someone you don’t know that well is QUITE NORMAL..

 

[Soldi]

Also he’s such a CUNT

Why would you want to be in a relationship which such an UPTIGHT MARDY ARSE.

 

[COB]

Is this one more recent? I knew he wouldn't be able to resist

 

[RJN]

I swear waiting up to two/three days to reply/wait for a reply from someone you don’t know that well is QUITE NORMAL..

2 or 3 days? I’d be annoyed by that

 

[Suomi]

edit: COB posted first

 

[funky]

We have A SEQUEL

Who the fuck is this fucking plankton and why is he allowed to breathe

 

[RS]

Is this one more recent? I knew he wouldn't be able to resist

Kill it with fire!

 

[Lucille]

Lol at him asking for something ‘a bit different’ as if that’s something specific to be honoured and not how my Mum would describe a ceramic purchase from Next.

 

[RJN]

Is it bad I want to go on a date with him just for the video review after?

 

[K.C.]

Ew. Dating culture in the 21st Century is generally very cringey. It's been reduced to sex politics and competing egos, to see who can "pull" who and who the biggest "catch". GIVING UP is the best thing I ever did. My life has become so much more fruitful. I can now instead focus on how I'M gonna look after myself.

 

[funky]

I thought to myself I shouldn't be a weirdo and a judgmental cunt. So after he opened the door, shock number 1 was that his dad was there.

I feel like this needs to be framed and archived in the annals of moopy gold. I just near inhaled my own tongue.

 

[RJN]

So many different ways the story could have gone after walking in and the dad’s there

 

[RS]

I have been wanting to date a father and son for years!

 

[COB]

"Door's on the latch, you come in and my dad's on the bed, come and go"