A thread about insane gay dating standards

[vespertine]

Is this one more recent? I knew he wouldn't be able to resist

"and criticised MY opinion"

 

[Penelope]

Last video on this incident.

And HERE WE GO



The fake laugh! OBSESSED

 

[Penelope]

Oh, I see you're all UP TO DATE ALREADY

 

[Penelope]

I swear waiting up to two/three days to reply/wait for a reply from someone you don’t know that well is QUITE NORMAL..

Soldi babe, 36 hours max if you're texting rather than just on the apps! (unless they're busy)

 

[RJN]

Soldi babe, 36 hours max if you're texting rather than just on the apps! (unless they're busy)

Are you using busy as a euphemism for hot?

 

[COB]

The sixteen hours to reply isn't necessarily too bad though - I'm going to assume there's a full eight to ten hours of the guy being asleep in there and then putting off replying due to a shitty commute or a bad day at work or ANYTHING ELSE, little did he know that Miss Priss had her stopwatch out

 

[Penelope]

16 hours is I think understandable (people have work!), but I'd probably be wondering if they were actually interested if I hadn't heard back after 24 hours, and mentally put it on the backburner if I hadn't heard back after 2 days.

 

[Jack]

What a hideous boy. I don't even think I ever had a first date that WASNT in the pub. What else are you supposed to do? Although I do like the idea of being taken up the Shard on a first date.

 

[RJN]

Well if someone dares ignore me for 16 hours, not only would my hole say access denied, I would make a TikTok about them

 

[Penelope]

Are you using busy as a euphemism for hot?

NO COMMENT

 

[Lucille]

16 hours is someone texting at 10pm and not responding till 2pm the next day which seems VERY NORMAL.

 

[Lucille]

Not to be nasty but this guy is being very picky for someone rapidly approaching his sell by date.

 

[Penelope]

Not to be nasty but this guy is being very picky for someone rapidly approaching his sell by date.

 

[RJN]

It’s all in the context though. Casual texting, 16 hours is fine. If you’re in the middle of a real conversation or just said something deep/intimate, 16 hours is a while

 

[Penelope]

Not to be nasty but this guy is being very picky for someone rapidly approaching his sell by date.

It's not even any of the preferences for me so much as cutting things off with a single message if someone doesn't meet up to them!!

 

[Lucille]

Just saying there’s a difference between not being willing to leave E8 and not being worth leaving E8 for!!!

 

[Penelope]

It’s all in the context though. Casual texting, 16 hours is fine. If you’re in the middle of a real conversation or just said something deep/intimate, 16 hours is a while

@RJN blocking them after they took 16 hours to get back after he told them his favourite Tori Amos remix

 

[RJN]

@RJN blocking them after they took 16 hours to get back after he told them his favourite Tori Amos remix

Yes a perfect example of a DEEP/INTIMATE topic

 

[COB]

I do wonder what it would be like to have a conversation with this person. Would it flow naturally? What sort of things does he talk about when not on camera?

 

[Penelope]

I do wonder what it would be like to have a conversation with this person. Would it flow naturally? What sort of things does he talk about when not on camera?

He feels like the sort of person who'd go to the toilet and ghost halfway through a date if there was even the slightest lull in chemistry.

 

[win_the_game]

What sort of things does he talk about when not on camera?

Himself?

 

[GNL]

This clearly evil man has a Tik-Tok, a YouTube channel, multiple podcasts, and a blog called COCKTAILS AND COCKTALK There must be YEARS worth of CONTENT out there.

 

[RJN]

“Cocktails and cocktock” is the theme of the dreaded moopmeet

 

[COB]

I mean there's this

 

[RJN]

Something truly terrible just happened to me One of his TikToks made me laugh

 

[supermassive]

I guess Clapham Common or The Ponds were too far to travel so he had to settle for Burgess Park for this one.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I mean there's this
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NOT CLAIMING HIM

 

[GNL]

I guess Clapham Common or The Ponds were too far to travel so he had to settle for Burgess Park for this one.

The list of people funding him at the end is very handy. I'm going to write to MP and ask for them to be sanctioned.

 

[Kratz]

Date in a neutral area you say? I hear the Korean de-militarised zone is lovely.

What a twat! He is awful on so many levels.

 

[Kratz]

Not to be nasty but this guy is being very picky for someone rapidly approaching his sell by date.

Oh Christ, what age is our sell by date set at? Because I am certain he is younger than me

 

[K.C.]

I'm quite happy staying in the CLEARANCE BIN.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Needlessly to say, I think there's a reason I've been avoiding going on online apps/text chats to find love.

Dying alone suddenly doesn't seem like a bad thing.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Something truly terrible just happened to me One of his TikToks made me laugh

Oh dear You were the best of us, why?

 

[OutSynk]

I mean there's this
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[K.C.]

Dying alone suddenly doesn't seem like a bad thing.

I don't think it ever was. I think marriage belongs up there with fame, wealth, and influence, as an illusory 'key' to happiness.

 

[RJN]

Oh dear You were the best of us, why?

Bad things happen to good people sometimes

 

[Penelope]

Oh Christ, what age is our sell by date set at? Because I am certain he is younger than me

Much BETTER PRESERVED of course though

 

[vespertine]

Something truly terrible just happened to me One of his TikToks made me laugh

Was it this one? 'Cuz I AGREE.

 

[RJN]

“#ukraine #russianwar #domtop #bottom”

 

[Phoenix]

I mean that one is an easy target. The whole internet shat (metaphorically) on that guy.