I hope this capitalization style doesn't bother anyone (ex. @Soldi or @ZenGiraffe)
Well aren't you BRAVEI hope this capitalization style doesn't bother anyone (ex. @Soldi or @ZenGiraffe)
I'm feeling veryWell aren't you BRAVE
Morning! Have you signed up for ASFM yet?MORNING.
oh shit I haven't done that... or listened to the Eurovision heat 2 songs to avoid @Penelope showing up at my house to force me toMorning! Have you signed up for ASFM yet?
Do it!oh shit I haven't done that... or listened to the Eurovision heat 2 songs to avoid @Penelope showing up at my house to force me to

Thank god you’re considering that worse than the murdersDo it!
If you don’t sign up for ASFM, it’ll be the worst thing you’ve done since you narrated my audiobook Graham Craig And The Turquoise-Mauve Herb.
You assured me those nurses were already dead by the time you found them while taking your kitchen knife for a walk.Thank god you’re considering that worse than the murders
Morning! Have you signed up for ASFM yet?
MORNING
I'm going for my first ever WAX later today![]()
I've only done it once before, just before my wedding (on my arms before you all snigger). I CBA with it all to be honest.My LADY PARTS. It was fine. Will be wasted on the MEN OF LONDON of course but at least I’ll be good for my beach holiday next week.Where did you have done?I've only done it once before, just before my wedding (on my arms before you all snigger). I CBA with it all to be honest.
My LADY PARTS. It was fine. Will be wasted on the MEN OF LONDON of course but at least I’ll be good for my beach holiday next week.

So the other job want to meet me tomorrow at 8am before I sign a contract at the other place.
However just scrolling through their employees on LinkedIn I’ve noticed a guy who’s boyfriend I once shagged. LIKE 10 years ago.
He’ll be over it right?