Pumpkin - what do you think?

[Cerro de Casa]

LONDON CALLING

 

[COB]

I love when one I've been to pops up in here

 

[Soldi]

You’d have thought Kate would go to a different coffee shop if the order was wrong everyday, instead of being a moaning old cow.

 

[RJN]

How will the corporation survive without her 3.50 daily?

 

[Lucille]

You’d have thought Kate would go to a different coffee shop if the order was wrong everyday, instead of being a moaning old cow.

TAG HER!

@Kate

 

[Kate]

That's how I got rich, by saving that £3.50 every day. TAKE NOTE MILLENNIALS

 

[Lucille]

Who’s this GUARD that Kate’s NEMESIS can’t stop talking to, does anyone else smell ROMANCE

 

[Soldi]

That's how I got rich, by saving that £3.50 every day. TAKE NOTE MILLENIALS

And now you can afford a bin in MILE END!

 

[Soldi]

Who’s this GUARD that Kate’s NEMESIS can’t stop talking to, does anyone else smell ROMANCE

Love is in the air in PUMPKIN

 

[COB]

Just passed through Dumbarton Central, which is the sort of nice old-fashioned station building that SHOULD have a Pumpkin but DOESN'T There was a sign for some sort of Italian Aroma Coffee thing but it looked awfully gauche.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Reporting live from Pumpkin Cafe Colchester

 

[COB]

Get into that £2 roll offer

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What did you get? How was the service? How exciting!

 

[Kratz]

From the asbestos floor to the asbestos ceiling, the luxury engulfs

 

[Diddy]

Did you get the After Eight Twix Melt Shartacchino with crispy gingerbread crumb sprinkle?

 

[Diddy]

The decor is very pumpkin - hollow, sort of orange inside and a steady decline into ROTTING

 

[lolly]

From my carriage window. So near and yet so far
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[Soldi]

Reporting live from Carlisle (which is much less of a shit hole than I anticipated)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

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Reporting live from Carlisle (which is much less of a shit hole than I anticipated)

Inside or it doesn't count.

 

[lolly]

I've only been to Carlisle once, but recall it was rather pleasant.

 

[Lucille]

I note we’ve all had LOVELY EXPERIENCES in Pumpkin, maybe all the BITTER and SO VERY SPITEFUL reviews are from the DERRANGED clientele.

 

[Lucille]

I simply can’t believe the hate our BELOVED PUMPKIN gets is in anyway deserved.

 

[jivafox]

I’m stood outside Pumpkin WOLVERHAMPTON and I think the energy price hike has hit this poor branch hard.
Not a single light on even though it’s FULL and everyone has to drink their cookie crumble by the light pouring through a hole in the roof

 

[Sheena]

I quite enjoyed this review of Fratton from "Matthew B" who I thought was taking the piss until I realised he is a regular reviewer and lover of all things Pumpkin...

"Visit here on a regular basis, The staff are super friendly and the food and drinks excellent. If you need a coffee at Fratton station this is THE destination. Located inside the train station you have stunning views of the ticket office and the car park. For entertainment the fruit machine and tables cannot be beaten."

 

[Indie]

You can't beat the entertainment that TABLES offer

 

[Kate]

Just WHIZZED past the Tottenham Hale one on the Stansted Express but in totally the wrong carriage for a photo Devastated

 

[lolly]

I'm totally down for a Pumpkin branches of the UK calendar 2023 to raise funds for moopy

 

[Lucille]

With sexy pictures of Moopers taken in their local PUMPKIN.

 

[COB]

I read some news story today about cross-border train tickets going on sale and Glasgow-Carlisle trains going as low as a fiver, and I did look it up to see if I could do a Pumpkin visit there. Couldn't find anything below £30 though which is a bit pricey

 

[Kate]

With sexy pictures of Moopers taken in their local PUMPKIN.

Tits out in Clapham Junction COMING SOON.

 

[lolly]

I read some news story today about cross-border train tickets going on sale and Glasgow-Carlisle trains going as low as a fiver, and I did look it up to see if I could do a Pumpkin visit there. Couldn't find anything below £30 though which is a bit pricey

Yes, I read I could get to Birmingham for £12 but didn't see anything lower than £20 for a single.

And I was salivating at the thought of what I could get for that saved £8 in Pumpkin as well

 

[octophone]

Dreaded Moopmeet - coming to a Pumpkin not very near you.

 

[Alias #23]

I note we’ve all had LOVELY EXPERIENCES in Pumpkin, maybe all the BITTER and SO VERY SPITEFUL reviews are from the DERRANGED clientele.

I expect that the moaners and groaners are intimidated by the cosmopolitan and international fayre on offer so take it out on the poor staff

I mean we can’t ALL be SOPHISTICATED!

 

[Alias #23]

I mean you can’t expect Northern or Scottish customers to UNDERSTAND OR TALK FRENCH

 

[Alias #23]

 

[Kratz]

I mean you can’t expect Northern or Scottish customers to UNDERSTAND OR TALK FRENCH

As an actual northerner I can confirm this is true. I’ve only just learned FRAY BENTOS!

 

[Kratz]

Of course for those who do want to learn French they could just peruse the fayre at Pumpkin nemesis Delice de France and immerse themselves in the culture.

 

[Alias #23]

Of course for those who do want to learn French they could just peruse the fayre at Pumpkin nemesis Delice de France and immerse themselves in the culture.

The times I’ve been there and thought I was actually IN FRANCE!

 

[Alias #23]

OU SE TROUVÉ L’EIFFEL TOWER I screamed

 

[Kratz]

I am going to Gatwick Airport tomorrow (to travel, not just for a day out) - who knows what delights might be in store there!