#thursdaytothetop

[octophone]

Hello. Today's plans: divide by zero, split the atom, do some tidying up. Not sure where to start.

 

[Kate]

HI MOOPY WHAT DID I MISS

 

[Soldi]

HI MOOPY WHAT DID I MISS

Glad you survived the earthquake

 

[octophone]

I've divided by zero to avoid doing the tidying up. Apart from that, not much.

 

[ButterTart]

Twiddling my thumbs at work and checking my emails every few minutes to see if I’ve had an interview invite yet. I know they’re not sending them until next week but it gives me summat to do.

 

[floppet]

So I have woken up today with a songbird in my mouth and keks. Dontcha just love antibiotics?!

 

[Diddy]

I’m pissed moopy, ask me anything M!

 

[Diddy]

Why does it always add fucking M to my pasts

 

[COB]

Did you message that nice-sounding German man?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Why does it always add fucking M to my pasts

Mno midea @mmoderator ?

 

[Diddy]

Did you message that nice-sounding German man?

Oh no I didn’t get his details. Anyway I’m still looking for my Japanese husband

Also if I date anyone German is has to be Apoca he can achtung my babies anytime

 

[Diddy]

Omg did I make a U2 joke?

Am I straight?

AM I STRAIGHT??

 

[Diddy]

Omg did I make a U2 joke?

Am I straight?

AM I STRAIGHT??

Quick @Alex let me suck you off

I don’t want to be straight help me

 

[AlgoAlex]

Omg did I make a U2 joke?

Am I straight?

AM I STRAIGHT??

It's not your fault they must have indoctrinated you when they shoved that free album on your itunes

 

[AlgoAlex]

Quick @Alex let me suck you off

I don’t want to be straight help me

Oh go on then how could I let you suffer with such trauma

 

[Diddy]

It's not your fault they must have indoctrinated you when they shoved that free album on your itunes

I know right! I’ve got to get myself together but I’m stuck in a moment and I CAN’T get OUT OF IT!

 

[Diddy]

I think I am straight
There’s a guy who wants to fuck me tomorrow but I said NO because it’s too SOON, he’s planning like 3 steps ahead before we have even MET and it freaked me out

He sent me two dick pics in quick succession, one looked rather good even though I don’t like dick pics really, but the second was the same but like the Mordor version, like it hadn’t been watered for 3 days, terrifying. I haven’t been able to eat Niknaks since

 

[RJN]

@Diddy i think you’re gay

 

[Diddy]

@Diddy i think you’re gay

I’m not convinced, can you fuck me just to be sure

 

[AlgoAlex]

I think I am straight
There’s a guy who wants to fuck me tomorrow but I said NO because it’s too SOON, he’s planning like 3 steps ahead before we have even MET and it freaked me out

He sent me two dick pics in quick succession, one looked rather good even though I don’t like dick pics really, but the second was the same but like the Mordor version, like it hadn’t been watered for 3 days, terrifying. I haven’t been able to eat Niknaks since

It is possible to be gay and have standards !

 

[Diddy]

It is possible to be gay and have standards !

I’m learning so much tonight

 

[AlgoAlex]

I’m learning so much tonight

It was a lie, definitely straight

 

[octophone]

Didz - having standards and a need for some personal space is not just for the white cishets. Free yourself.

 

[octophone]

You know you've made a good choice in HMV when the assistant asks you "have you heard this? You know it's really weird, right?" Cue discussion because I'd only heard an edited version.

(NB - it's this famous calamity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consequences_(Godley_&_Creme_album) )

 

[Kate]

Fuck me just to make sure @Diddy x

 

[octophone]

Fuck me just to make sure @Diddy x

That's your answer to everything.

 

[Kate]

(actually don't, my body image is shit enough already just now)

 

[Diddy]

(actually don't, my body image is shit enough already just now)

Oh I hear you

Furious about how gays are always going on about thick and juicy bubble butts etc but mine doesn’t DO THAT

 

[RJN]

Oh I hear you

Furious about how gays are always going on about thick and juicy bubble butts etc but mine doesn’t DO THAT

Check out the Harry styles thread for some tips and tricks

 

[Diddy]

Don’t worry, I’ve just been matched up with a Japanese guy who loves Madonna, Utada and Perfume. I should ride that dog off into the night

 

[Lucille]

How’s your DICKY TUM?

 

[Star]

So I have woken up today with a songbird in my mouth and keks. Dontcha just love antibiotics?!

Are you all set for the wedding? Is it Saturday?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I left the house 12 hours ago.

Just got home.

 

[lolly]

I'm at a KIKI DEE concert

 

[Indie]

@Kate have you seen that beavers are postponed until next year?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

How’s your DICKY TUM?

DICKY DICKY
TUM TUM
What a GREAT GUY
Now kissa
My
ALL OVAH MAH
K-K_k_k-KKISS MAH
All OVA MA----


Woo-hoo



#thursdaytothetop #justice4bionic2020 #justice4bionic2022 #stop2thetop!

 

[lolly]

I'm at a KIKI DEE concert

Not often I go to a concert and bring the average age down

 

[Kate]

@Kate have you seen that beavers are postponed until next year?

Yes, I got the email, sad times

Still, Molly Nilsson on Saturday

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In bed. Dead.

 

[floppet]

Are you all set for the wedding? Is it Saturday?

I'm all set after a fashion, some things had to be curtailed so I've still not broken my DMs in properly, I've painted my own nails (luckily I have good nails and they're a reasonable length) and I haven't had a haircut. Mum's picking me up at 2.30pm today (Friday) because I'm still allowed to stay the night before with the bride, bridesmaids and my mum. It has already been explained to me that, should anything "happen" that means I need hospital, I will be triaged through A&E by spawn's friend who is a matron.

I'm so giddy I barely slept last night! It's finally going to happen!