Glad you survived the earthquakeHI MOOPY WHAT DID I MISS

Mno midea @mmoderator ?Why does it always add fucking M to my pasts
Did you message that nice-sounding German man?
he can achtung my babies anytimeIt's not your fault they must have indoctrinated you when they shoved that free album on your itunesOmg did I make a U2 joke?
Am I straight?
AM I STRAIGHT??
Oh go on then how could I let you suffer with such trauma
It's not your fault they must have indoctrinated you when they shoved that free album on your itunes
It is possible to be gay and have standards !I think I am straight
There’s a guy who wants to fuck me tomorrow but I said NO because it’s too SOON, he’s planning like 3 steps ahead before we have even MET and it freaked me out
He sent me two dick pics in quick succession, one looked rather good even though I don’t like dick pics really, but the second was the same but like the Mordor version, like it hadn’t been watered for 3 days, terrifying. I haven’t been able to eat Niknaks since
It is possible to be gay and have standards !
It was a lie, definitely straight
I’m learning so much tonight
Cue discussion because I'd only heard an edited version.(actually don't, my body image is shit enough already just now)
Check out the Harry styles thread for some tips and tricksOh I hear you
Furious about how gays are always going on about thick and juicy bubble butts etc but mine doesn’t DO THAT
So I have woken up today with a songbird in my mouth and keks. Dontcha just love antibiotics?!![]()
Is it Saturday?DICKY DICKYHow’s your DICKY TUM?
Not often I go to a concert and bring the average age downI'm at a KIKI DEE concert![]()

Are you all set for the wedding?Is it Saturday?
