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All I’ve heard is the same tweedly dee song repeated over and over again, interspersed with the sound of wooden batons being struck for the last hour as the sun comes up.

Fuck me, sometimes living on the seafront really isn’t a plus…
 
After posting about waking up early yesterday, I’m still wide awake at 1:30 am so maybe my sleep schedule will be all fucked up again
 
I really need to get up and go to the gym because I set myslef a challenge but I really don’t want to.
 
I forgot my water and the only machine that woild take apple pay was full of lucozade sport. It tastes of the memory of washing down g 🤢
 
Which is precisely what I would have been doing at 9am on a sunday not long ago.
 
Woke up to a notification of the Mahmood concert in London tomorrow that I’ve completely forgotten about and have made other plans instead :eyes::D
 
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I havent touched g for years though. As much as I miss that ‘I could fuck anyone and be the best theyve ever had’ feeling, I like being alive more.
 
Woke up to a notification of the Mahmood concert in London tomorrow that i’d completely forgotten about and have made other plans instead :eyes::D

Why is it on the last day of a bank holiday?! I start my new job the day after and really can’t be ARSED.
 
Woke up to a notification of the Mahmood concert in London tomorrow that I’ve completely forgotten about and have made other plans instead :eyes::D

Probably a GOOD thing based on him adhering to what I would call a SAN REMO schedule in Zurich last night (90 minutes late due to technical difficulties) 🥰
 
Suppose I will be seeing him a week on Tuesday to be fair..
 
I've got an absolute bastard of a cold. Negative LFT but I feel lke absolute shit - weak, blocked up, no energy. And I have work tomorrow. Grump mode: ON.
 
I’m still on my trip, he hasn’t fallen in love or bummed me yet and I don’t think it’s going to happen.

Also this country house we are staying in, we found the biggest spider I’ve ever seen in my life and it’s not dead so I guess that’s it for me, good bye everyone
 
OMG! SNAPS!

Which lesson are you on? How are you getting on?
I'm on lesson 12 - press advertisements. I'm currently writing an advert for Labour in the style of a PPI advert 'Were you mis-sold a government in 2019?' sort of thing. How about you? Did you find it through Reed as well?
 
SHIT THE BED! We are in almost exactly the same place! I have just submitted my assignment for lesson 13 in the last half hour!

I found it through searching for Copywriting courses ... as simple as that lol.

How are you getting on? I have got As for everything apart from a B in the advertorial lesson.

This is SO EXCITING!!! We will have to talk more!
 
Here's what I submitted for lesson 12. It was for an imaginary forthcoming general election in November:

[Headline] Vote Green for an Energy Secure Future

[Subhead] Let’s protect our planet and lower energy bills

The Green Party believes that we all deserve better. And to do that we need to leave oil and gas in the ground.

By voting Green, we promise to accelerate the transformation of our energy supply and create the energy infrastructure of the future.

The UK has everything it needs to be self-sufficient in energy. Wind, tides, the sun and rivers have the potential to power our nation and lead the world in an energy revolution.

With our renewable energy supply unlocked, we can hugely reduce fossil fuel use in our energy system.

We are the only party with a vision bold enough to change our energy infrastructure forever.

Putting money back in your pockets.

Giving back to communities.

Taking care of our planet.


Vote Green on 17 November

For more information and to register support, visit greenparty.org.uk
 
Oh god a dad on the bus is teaching his 5 year old girl all the professions she could be when she grows up and it was kind of cute until he told her she could be a ‘CRYPTO CURRENCY DEALER’ when she grows up :eyes:
 

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