Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[Ellie]

Is that grown up Georgie from IT?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Where do I know In The Shadows from?

The song 'In the Shadows'

 

[win_the_game]

Where do I know In The Shadows from?

It was a top 10 hit around 2004.

 

[Sheena]

That balloon trick went well then

 

[dmlaw]

The Rasmus basing the stage show on the clown from It.

 

[Nancy]

It was a top 10 hit around 2004.

I probably heard it in the Co-op or somewhere.

 

[RS]

More yellow

 

[ButterTart]

Laura? She’s like a PNG of Jessie J that’s been resized horizontally.

Shit wait I should have said Jessie JPEG

 

[FetchFugly]

Flasher yellow chic

 

[RS]

Rasmus singer hasn’t aged well, has he?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Well this is better than a lot of semi 1 at least

 

[dmlaw]

It’s a good job Finland brought some black spheres. We wouldn’t have had any otherwise.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ouch

 

[Mother Superior]

An Alice Cooper Trash cast off....

 

[Lucille]

The lyrics are so cringe for a man in his 40s!

 

[win_the_game]

This isn't a patch on that rock entry they sent last year

 

[Nancy]

I was going to be called Jezebel if I was a girl

 

[dmlaw]

Already better than the entirety of semi final 1.

 

[Sheena]

I like this. I can get on board with rock that has a nice tune

 

[Lucille]

Even more terrible than I thought it’d be!

 

[FetchFugly]

Well this has been messy all round.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I honestly think this at risk of not qualifying.

It looks and sounds shit.

 

[lolly]

Shit

 

[ButterTart]

SPLENDID

 

[Lucille]

He’s lucky Achille is keeping his top on later.

 

[win_the_game]

BIT LIMP to be honest

 

[RS]

It was a mess

 

[AGinAg (37)]

San Marino do rock better this year.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh god I hate him already

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ooh Cinque Terre in the postcards

 

[Nancy]

Oooh, he's got SASS

 

[dmlaw]

MBD has spent all afternoon trying to find the campest possible poses.

 

[Ellie]

Argh. This has major potential, but he can’t sing for shit.

 

[ButterTart]

Hitting all the notes here, just not ones that are in the song.

 

[RS]

From yellow to orange

 

[Mother Superior]

I put a wee bet on this coming top 10... I might have been drunk

 

[Lucille]

NOT A SONG

 

[Sheena]

This is marvellous!

 

[RS]

Is the lisping?

 

[ButterTart]

Weird camera angles