Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[straightorbroken]

I'd say he looks like Nikki Grahame from the side, but it's still a bit raw.

 

[RS]

He has same accent as Lady Camden

 

[Sheena]

This clip they're showing is not exactly the best bit...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He has same accent as Lady Camden

Not quite.

 

[Christian]

I didn't like Sam's high bits much

 

[FetchFugly]

I hope he doesn't do the laugh bit on the night but otherwise very good.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This clip they're showing is not exactly the best bit...

What, the chorus?

 

[straightorbroken]

I see he also lives for shopping at ASDA George.

 

[dmlaw]

Where are Eskimo Callboy and why have they been replaced by some guy who thinks The Script are a bit edgy?

 

[straightorbroken]

Dead grandfather? This isn't XFactor!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Germany shit as ever then

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why is Mika talking like English isn't his mother tongue?

It isn't?

 

[win_the_game]

No expense spared for that German performance then

 

[lolly]

Germany as hateful as I remember it

 

[straightorbroken]

I thought songs that sound like Tattoo weren't being printed anymore.

 

[Sheena]

What, the chorus?

It wasn't any of the peaks or real WOW moments.

Then again, maybe that's the point.

 

[ButterTart]

Big Sam is such a hero

 

[FetchFugly]

NOT Mika AGAIN

 

[Lucille]

No expense spared for that German performance then

RUGS AREN’T CHEAP!

 

[Christian]

The line up of half time entertainment for Saturday is a real treat

 

[ButterTart]

Are we good to go?

 

[straightorbroken]

I can see my Eurovision final pre-drinks not lasting the whole final, otherwise semi 2 was a lot better.

 

[Madison]

I appreciate Mika’s ability to pronounce 66th. Something not nearly enough BBC presenters can do.

 

[Sheena]

I want MARTIN OSTERDAHL to count MY votes

 

[straightorbroken]

The Cheeky Girls were right. 2 IS much better than wan.

 

[Marina Salty]

time again

 

[ButterTart]

Such banter

 

[ZZ]

Does Spain have the sun of doom behind them in that performance or not? It looked like a very uniform thing with those flashing lights behind Chanel

 

[dmlaw]

The line up of half time entertainment for Saturday is a real treat

The have a ’great performance’ from Mika. I think we’ll be the fucking judges of that.

 

[lolly]

I much prefer Si to Non Ho L'Eta. I hope Gigliola gives us a medley at least.

 

[straightorbroken]

Good to go back to your hotel room

 

[Marina Salty]

Does Spain have the sun of doom behind them in that performance or not? It looked like a very uniform thing with those flashing lights behind Chanel

They don't, they have a light curtain sort of thing

 

[ButterTart]

Oh

 

[Sheena]

Oh fuck me, here we go

 

[win_the_game]

FUCK OFF

 

[lolly]

Belgium?

Um

 

[RS]

If Martin Österdahl is a hot Swedish gay how come I’ve never heard of him or managed to have him?

 

[ButterTart]

YES!!!

 

[Sheena]

GOOD! Ok, we're on the right track now...

 

[RS]

Oh yes Belgium!